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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/17/00 5:58:36 pm)
| You won!
But see if I ever fold YOUR underwear ...
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indyrobb 
WayDale Citizen
(9/18/00 1:41:11 pm)
 | Re: You won!
Don't you mean THE underwear?!?!?
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/18/00 4:48:59 pm)
| Re: You won!
or anybody's underwear, including my own . . .
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/18/00 8:41:56 pm)
| THE Two
This is THE first milestone in a long time I wasn't involved in setting up or getting myself...and look what happens! Underwear??? Looks like I'd better get back into things.
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(9/19/00 5:01:27 am)
 | Under where???
Here?
Or there?
What?
How?
When??
Don't be trying to confuse THE old DaPropheta.
(He jes' might pull down THE Wrath of Odd on you!)
(Crabby so early in THE morning.)
Dabobberz
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/19/00 9:07:54 am)
| Re: THE Two
Hmmmm....a definite lack of contributions lately by many of what I considered THE faithful...could it be that THE needs new leadership??? Opinions please...
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/19/00 1:13:49 pm)
| Re: THE Two
PawTucket got a plug in for THE thread on the headliner, Please resist THE urge
Those T-heads, using any excuse to promote THE doctrine ...
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pawtucket
THE5K Priest of THE
(9/19/00 1:47:14 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Hey hey hey.....
I've been busy collating the notes that THE himself gave us enlightened ones.
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(9/19/00 3:29:28 pm)
 | Yeah-----
some folks have lots of time to post here....or anywhere for that matter!!!
As for myself....all I care to say is....you try shaving chocolate covered long-haired yaks 10 hrs a day.....7 days a week....and see if YOU can keep posting like some people I know!!!!!
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THE
WayDale Deity
(9/19/00 5:04:22 pm)
 | Hi, our name is THE......
and we're an alcoholic!
Sorry it's been so long since we visited you, our devoted followers, but if truth be known, we've been off getting drunk every night on Guinness and we've developed quite a drinking problem (at least so our abuse counselor tells us). Belch! Burb!
It's nice to see that while we were away our followers continued contributing their tithes and offerings as we really need those extra funds these days. At $3.50 a pint, this boozin' thing cathches up on ya!
We hope you'll keep us in your prayers as we go through these trying times (it ain't easy downing 26 pints of Guinness a night - Deity or not!) and we hope that you'll keep the Temple of THE intact and the money coming in.
We'll be in touch soon. Belch!
To hell with homage, We want Guinness! Belch!
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/19/00 5:08:59 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Well I may be a little insensitive to peoples business as Paw implies...heh heh...but I may have struck a nreve and gotten some responses here!!! Oh great shaver you aren't talking about ME are you??? Do I get a shave on my birthday?
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MOG21stCentury
WayDale Citizen
(9/19/00 5:31:33 pm)
 | Re: THE Two
Psalm 79
The, the crummy beer are come into thine inheritance; thy holy refridge have they defiled; they have laid Waydale on heaps.
The dead empties of thy servants have they given to be returns unto thy beer discount outlet, the flesh of thy saints unto the outer reaches of their vast waistlines.
Their cheap brew have they drank like water round about Waydale; and they have not known a good dark ale.
We are become fat and drunk on the cheapest of piss to our neighbors, a scorn and derision to them that are buying a round of Guinness about us.
How long, The? wilt thine servant avoid thy finer ales?
Pour out thy Guinness upon us that have not known other than Schmitz, Schlitz and Black Label upon the kingdoms that have not called for a Guinness by name.
For they have devoured chicken wings and mozzarella sticks, and followed all with the swill of Americanized liquid Wonder bread.
O remember not against us, our former bad taste: let thy tender mercies speedily prevent us: for we are brought very low.
Help us, The, for the glory of thy name: and deliver us, and purge away our $8.50 a case excuse for real beer, for thy name's sake.
Wherefore should the heathen say, Where is their beer? let it be Guinness and among us in sight by opening the refrigerator of thy servants.
Let the burping of the prisoner come before thee; according to the greatness of thy natural carbonation.
Edited by: MOG21stCentury 9/19/00 5:31:33 pm
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THE
WayDale Deity
(9/19/00 6:45:32 pm)
| Bleeeecch!
More Guinness! Bring us more Guinness!!
To hell with homage, We want Guinness! Belch!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(9/19/00 8:00:31 pm)
| Re: THE Two
THE!
THAT IS TRULY GROSS!!!!
I RECOMMEND AN INTERVENTION FOR THE
HE HAS CROSSED the LINE!
1. THE must admit He is powerless over Guiness and His life is unmanagable.
2. THE must clean up His own messes!!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(9/19/00 11:10:23 pm)
| Re: THE Two
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(9/20/00 12:01:43 am)
| 99 pints of Guinness on the wall..................
Mog,
Very funny!!! ![](ALT=":lol")
Man am I tired.
As you all know, I live in a cave on THE Mountian of Odd well above the tree line and just below the clouds and thunderclaps zone of the residence of THE.
I've been trying to be nice and not say anything about it, but since THE has revealed it himself, I think I can go ahead and vent. Yes, THE has been on a bender ever since THE of Ages and has been quite the nuisance here on THE mountain of Odd.
THE goes out every evening to hit the bars and many times comes back, after closing the bars, so obliterated THE is stumbledown drunk and knocking things around. Since THE of Ages, I've had to change my ZIP code 11 times and my State of residence five times.
One morning I stepped out of my cave to find THE mountain in Vermont. A couple days later I woke up to find myself and THE mountain in Brazil. THE has been relieving himself so much that he has created nine new major waterways, and two more Grand Canyons.
Last night THE stumbled and fell right next to my cave so I woke up this morning to find a major ravine where my garden used to be.
But the thing THE has been doing that really bites my butt is after he gets home every night and settles in, THE gets in a singing mood, always the same song.
" 99 pints of Guinness on the wall....... 99 pints of Guinness..............."
" If one of those pints should be consumed.......... then__ pints of Guinness on the wall..........."
Every night.
What makes it worse is in THE's version, the numbers go up rather than down. And with THE being Odd, with an Oddly huge brain capacity able to think beyond infinity, he can keep repeating this song until it reaches astonishing numbers.
Do you know what it is like to hear" 99 pints of Guinness on wall........" over a million times a night in the wee hours of the morning.
As I finally drifted off this morning about 5:30 a.m. ( from sheer exhaustion mind you) I think THE was at 182,375,496,425,647,534,987,654,321 to the 13th power, squared, pints of Guinness on the wall.
So excuse me if I am crabby, boy am I tired.
Dabobbada, one pooped DaPropheta of THE
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(9/20/00 5:16:48 am)
| Re: 99 pints of Guinness on the wall..................
Give or take a pint or two......
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/20/00 10:07:15 am)
| Re: 99 pints of Guinness on the wall..................
Too much late night and early morning prophecy? Of course you're tired! Oh well a prophet's work...
Does anyone know who leads in THE milestones, and how many? Just curious, since I have avowed to stay out of the lead.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 12:22:25 pm)
| THE Two
No blitzes today either, or milestones, or underwear, or dental floss, or any of that here, at least for me, I amd thinking of and praying for a wonderful friend.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 2:33:38 pm)
| almost there
OK, EVEN, I am posting THE last ODD post and THE next page will be EVEN.
Maybe you'll notice and come out and be Lifted Up's friend.
Lifted Up, I have a minute or two before I leave work. Wanna play?
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