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Lifted Up
Mighty for ?
(10/8/00 9:10:16 pm)
| THE Two
Okay, I am pleading for all faithful THE followers who might be listening to come in!!!
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(10/8/00 9:42:32 pm)
| Re: THE Two
so Mighty, THE is just showing THE underlaying of THE disfunctional family it was all along-it just took THE binge to bring it all to the surface.
Daprophita, help!
Will THE ever come to his senses? or are we doomed to blasts of beery breath with every proclamation?
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krysilis 
Shaver of who?
(10/8/00 9:48:43 pm)
 | Re: THE Two
yepper!
I used to be so proud of my (former) deity. But now, being reduced to "the shaver of who?"...well, it ain't a purty sight!!!
what's-up-with-dat?
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of who?
(10/9/00 12:17:42 am)
 | Re: THE Who?
Our titles all read Who
We are feeling kind of blue
What are we to do?
The Grinch has stolen TheVille!
(No, I'm not talking about a Cadillac)
When Moses was too long on the mountain, the kids built a golden calf and had a major party. That got one deities attention.
No.... we did that at THE of ages.
(It might be when he ran into himself at 1600 miles per hour while playing Blue Angel that brought this all on.)
Come on THEfers, we gotta do something of biblical proportions to get THE to snap out of it.
THINK! Give us some ideas!
The last I saw of THE, he was drinking the wastewater from the winery at Mt. Olympus. I didn't have the heart to tell him some bums had raided his last remainimg stash of Guinness in his shopping cart in the rat infested alley at Toid and Toity-Toid Streets.
DaPropheta Dasaddatya
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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Lifted Up
Mighty for ?
(10/9/00 12:53:13 am)
| THE Two
Well glad to see some activity including a midnight appearance by the prophet!! I am feeling more active each evening!!!
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(10/9/00 1:48:05 am)
| Re: THE Two
Think Stillhere is Stillhere?
Since this scandal broke, all my friends have left or been fired. Sure, Im thankfull for the few remaining cult members of THE and the Bought Off Trustees, but if Stillhere was so totally grossed out to actually leave, then things are messed up.
I even miss Mr. Popularity......
he was too much a milketoast to be really bad.
Readywriter; any statistics on the cure of alcoholism in spiritual Deities?
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 3:53:01 pm)
| CURE?
Folks, THE's in deep trouble. Only the Christians even claim there is a cure for alcoholism.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 3:54:52 pm)
| 12 steps
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol ... that our lives had become unmanageable.
"I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature. For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out." (Romans 7:1![](ALT="8)")
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 3:56:35 pm)
| 12 steps
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
"... my grace is sufficient for you, for my POWER is made perfect in weakness." (2 Corinthians 12:9)
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 3:59:35 pm)
| 12 steps
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of GOD as we understood Him.
Now, here's where THE as a diety is in trouble.
We [agnostics] needed to ask ourselves but one short question. "Do I now believe, or am I even willing to believe, that there is a Power greater than myself?" As soon as a man can say that he does believe, or is willing to believe, we emphatically assure him that he is on his way. It has been repeatedly proven among us that upon this simple cornerstone a wonderfully effective spiritual structure can be built.
from the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous, the chapter entitled We Agnostics
THE will NEVER make it.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:00:40 pm)
| 12 steps
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
"Let us examine our ways and test them, and let us return to the Lord." (Lamentations 3:40)
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:01:40 pm)
| 12 steps
5. Admitted to GOD, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
"Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed." (James 5:16)
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:02:15 pm)
| 12 steps
6. Were entirely ready to have GOD remove all these defects of character.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:03:04 pm)
| 12 steps
7. Humbly asked Him to remove all our shortcomings.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:03:52 pm)
| 12 steps
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.
"Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the alter and there remember that your brother has something against you, leave your gift there in front of the alter. First go and be reconciled to your brother; then come and offer your gift." (Matthew 5: 23,24) .
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:04:32 pm)
| 12 steps
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:05:07 pm)
| 12 steps
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:05:55 pm)
| 12 steps
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with GOD as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will, and the power to carry that out.
"May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, O Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer." (Psalm 19:14)
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:06:40 pm)
| 12 steps
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and practice these principles in all our affairs.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 4:08:39 pm)
| It's all over, folks
THE will never make it without another diety.
Here's a web site tracking the signs of the end of THE world.
www.jvim.com/cgi-bin/update.cgi
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