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VineHanger 
WayDale
(4/29/00 5:35:28 pm)
| Can I Have a Witness?
I am here to testify.
I personally saw MissAL at her 1st ROA.
She was cute as a button. In her little baby-carrier.
Since she had to endure 'residence-status' in an RV near the road to Tent City, I believe she qualifies as 'ex-twi' also.
Sorry, Pam. But, we gotta base this on "just the facts, M'am."
~vh
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pamsandiego
WayDale
(4/29/00 5:35:46 pm)
| Re: Ahem
Okay the little @#$%@#$%@ qualifies...
BUT!
BUT BUT BUT!!!!!!!
Mothership! It's obviously YOUR fault then! I mean really, what kind of mother would let people spit on her baby?! And your home-schooling has clearly gone desperately awry...
So... and therefore... I hereby charge you with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
Better get yourself a really good lawyer babe.
Your a$$ is mine!
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freeatlast
WayDale
(4/29/00 5:45:21 pm)
 | Re: Ahem
Yes,
I take full responsibility for the child. She is really a handfull. Brilliant, clever, beautiful, a talented drummer, loves Jesus and is a gas to be with.
Yes, I did let one particular person spit on my baby. He hasn't done it since, as I am afraid she's spit back these days.
So Miss AL gets to choose where we all take her for her victory celebration!
PLease let it be somewhere other than Ohio!
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alfakat
WayDale
(4/29/00 5:55:24 pm)
| Re: Ahem
back on topic, please or face THE wrath of almighty the...have you not heard his prophret, the THE???
backslide no further, heathens w/o THE ..well, ....
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Wacky Funster
WayDale
(4/29/00 7:31:13 pm)
 | Amen
Is this the end of THE???
I went to work this am...a little over 900 and by gum!!! You guys have been at it all day...don't you guys work?
You don't sleep, you don't work...you just vy for THE...
BTW...what was my prize? And congratulations freeratlast...
![](ALT=":rolleyes")
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Robert Howe
WayDale
(4/29/00 7:36:33 pm)
| Re: Amen
There is no prize, just the glory of working for THE. We exwafers should be used to that!!!
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Wyo Man 
WayDale
(4/29/00 7:52:08 pm)
| Re: Amen
Someone has to stop this! The book of THE is going to be entirely too large. Everyone will need a wheelbarrow to cart the darn thing around and besides I don't think I can afford that much saltpeter to have the KLV (King Loy Version) that dabobbada and I were considering having done.
Oh well, I guess I will have to farm it out to China and use slave labor...hmm maybe I could get the TWI staff to do it!
Wyo Man
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dabobbada
WayDale
(4/29/00 8:07:32 pm)
 | Re: Amen
Amen WyoMan,
A thorough check of payscales shows it would be cheaper to do it at HQ with moonlighting staff.
And as an added bonus King Loy is right there too.
Now if we can just break him of changing the present truth of THE every five minutes........
Bless ya, Bob Hansen
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pawtucket
WayDale
(4/30/00 1:21:13 am)
| Re: Amen
and again I say amen
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Wyo Man
WayDale
(4/30/00 1:58:20 am)
| Re: nemA
peels ot nwod em yal I woN
peek ot lous ym EHT yarP
thgindooG
naM oyW
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pawtucket
WayDale
(4/30/00 3:47:05 am)
| Re: nemA
thgin doog, nam oyw
smaerd teews
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dabobbada
WayDale
(4/30/00 4:02:26 am)
| Re: nemA
I know this thread is getting a little old, but you guys aren't going to turn it around that way either, you know.
Bless ya, Bob Hansen
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pawtucket
WayDale
(4/30/00 5:36:00 am)
| Goal1000 and Goal1000000
I am coming out of the closet on these names
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pamsandiego
WayDale
(4/30/00 5:57:34 am)
| The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
Well, I see that Paw has finally committed the ultimate transgression against the THE thread with this lie.
The truth is folks... it was me.
After all, who else would claim #666? I mean... think about it!
And my change to Goal 100,000 is quite simple. You see, as we all know, at one time there were (reportedly) one hundred thousand people in The Way. 95,000 have left. Only 5,000 to go.
What else but the power of THE could be brought to bear to get those last 5,000 OUT!!!!! We have to shoot for 100,000... we HAVE to!
THIS is why we must press on, keep THE alive! It is a vital part of what WayDale represents!
Oh I've heard the talk in the chat room... let's give up... we made it to 1000... isn't that enough?... isn't it just a bit much?
NO!!!!!!!!!! We cannot stop now! We MUST aim higher, go ALL the way! Then, and only then, will we have completed our duties as noble Ex-Way.
I wouldn't have exposed myself if I hadn't thought that all of you needed to hear my plea... share my rationale... join the cause knowingly. We CAN'T give up now!!!!!!!!!!
So... on to 100,000!
pamsandiego
aka Goal1000
aka Goal1000000
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pawtucket
WayDale
(4/30/00 6:10:13 am)
| Re: The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
While I certainly appreciate pamsandiego trying to cover up my transgression, I will never get quite back on the road to recovery until I have purged myself of this cover up.
I have been posing as Goal1000 and as Goal1000000 all to keep this thread going. I narrowed these names down from a selection list that took days to compile...should I be Goal100 or Goal200 I even considered Goal34532 at one point.
These seemed to be the most logical ones to go with.
And now as a result, I feel like a stained dress in the closet awaiting a DNA test.
But the real goal here is to get this thread past the one million mark. We don't want to anger the great and wonderous THE.
We would have been satisfied with 1000, but some misguided youth have angered the powers that THE.
Again pamsandiego, thank you for wanting to cover up but I must take responsibility here
Pawtucket
aka Goal1000
aka Goal1000000
aka perrymasonatty
aka Playgirl centerfold Vol 8 Issue 7 (A whole other story that would just further the embarassment)
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pamsandiego
WayDale
(4/30/00 6:22:39 am)
| Re: The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
Lies! All lies!!!!!!! (Well, the part about being a Playgirl centerfold is true.)
I mean think about it... how could Paw possibly have posted fast enough to stage those infamous runs against himself? Have you LOOKED at the proximity of some of those times????? Even with two computers he couldn't have done it!
C'mon Paw............ give it up. Haven't I suffered enough at the feet of THE? The cheating Vine, the stealing Ex-Twi, the impudent MissAL... how much more can a girl tolerate before she gets her due?
Taking a Bow Am I...
pamsandiego
aka Goal1000
aka Goal1000000
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pawtucket
WayDale
(4/30/00 6:35:43 am)
| Re: The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
I am sure that you think blessings will flow from the arms of THE by taking on this grevious crime.
AND I appreciate the fact that you bought so many copies of that issue of Playgirl.
But if I am ever to receive the forgiveness of THE, I must openly admit to what I have done to this wonderful community.
Pawtucket
aka Goal1000
aka Goal1000000
aka OrangeCat (Well not really, but it looks good on a resume)
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pamsandiego
WayDale
(4/30/00 7:47:52 am)
| Re: The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
You misspelled grievous... further proof that you have no clue about the "crime" of which you speak.
Yes it's true... nekkid pitchers of paw. I gots 'em and I jes might have to post 'em if he don't quit tryin' to steal my one small claim to fame.
It's me! It's me I say! I did it!
THE proof is in THE thread... read it for yourself.
pamsandiego
aka Goal1000
aka Goal1000000
aka THE Force Which Can't Be Stopped
Edited by pamsandiego at: 4/30/00 7:47:52 am
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Wacky Funster
WayDale
(4/30/00 8:41:55 am)
| Re: The REAL Goal 1000000 Stands Up!
1111 seems like a good number to have....but after that....I can't see anything I'd like to have.....
And, whoever Goal1000 is...I can't believe he/she missed the mark...I was shocked...sleepin' at the switch or what? How humiliating... ![](ALT=":)")
O'Wacky O
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herbal
WayDale
(4/30/00 12:55:56 pm)
| THE
Jeeze,
I go off line for a couple of days and look what happens...
Craig resigns and the THE thread goes over 1000...
Must be some kind of sign...
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