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lovematters 
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 1:44:27 am)
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lovematters
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 1:53:59 am)
| The High Priest's first post was reply 0
Think about it.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/13/00 2:26:39 am)
| Re: The
since I'm stillhere (get it) i might as well post
das posted
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 2:40:47 am)
| Re: The
Ms. Demeanor, Attn at Laws
cyber snoop inc.
meaningless trivia, buffaloing dept.
To all on THE,
Cease and desist using --- THE. We have used this title for 40 years, so it is my clients sole word to use only. We are currently working to refigure --- English language so noone else can use it. Idle threats are useless.
Our clients are very good with tools of all sorts, not to mention PAINT. Consider yourselves warned,
Ms. Demeanor
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living free
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 4:35:36 am)
| Re: The
I don't like your tone. Ever hear of a frivolous lawsuit?
Shave 'em Kris!
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Lifted Up
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 4:35:45 am)
| legal action???
If evil X cant dethrone THE, do we really have anything to fear from these...legal experts?
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/13/00 9:08:49 am)
| Re: The
What?!!
THE is being sued?
Are there nekkid pictures involved?
This is an OUTRAGE!
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extwi 
WayDale Administrator
(7/13/00 10:21:40 am)
 | Recording of THE
Last night Almighty THE spoke with High Priest Rafael. Here is a recording:
THE reproves the High Priest
Ex-Twi
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/13/00 11:58:50 am)
 | Re: Recording of THE
Dear Waydale Citizen living free:
Greetings in the name of THEE!
It has come to our attention that you suggested shaving a person whose loyalty to THE may be in question at the moment...at least it is to me!
This "balance" person seems to be affiliated with lawyers. While that is not altogether evil, in and of itself, the statements made by his attorneys definitely are evil in general tone, and in content. Balance, therefore, probably will not be shaved! In fact, as of this moment, we are drafting a letter to him informing him that he is being put on probation for a term of not less than 6 months.
Upon satisfactory completion of our probation program, he may then make application to be re-instated, and, at that time, we *may* accept him back into the fold and he may then make petition to the Council of THE (through usual chanels, of course)to be shorn.
And, as for thee, living free, the Council of THE suggests that thou shalt watch thine step! In suggesting that balance be shaved, thou hast thought for thineself! Therefore, thou shalt NOT wear thine THE hat nor tee shirt for a period of not less than 6 days, after which, thou mayest then don said apparrel after it has been carefully washed in cool water, and line dried (to prevent shrinking).
Please be advised that this is NOT a M & A letter. If it was such a document, it would have had to have been read to you as thou wouldst have become blind as the result of thine transgressions.
A handy-dandy pre-addressed envelop is included with this letter whereby thou mayest make financial ammends to THE. Remember, certified checks, money orders, travelers checques are the only acceptable payments allowed by the Council, since we will not accept personal checques. Your Mastercard number shall also be accepted, provided that you are not over your limit!
We expect to hear from your local chapter President within 24 hours that you have complied with the Council's directives and that in future you shall conduct yourself in such a way as to give homage to THE, that the Council of THE shall not be blamed.
Remember, we are watching you. Keep your schedule current and your budget up to date.
In THE,
Krysilis
shaving BOT and administrative leg
Edited by krysilis at: 7/13/00 11:58:50 am
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 1:06:38 pm)
| Re: Recording of THE
(thinking to myself) Why, oh why did I stay so long at that gallery opening? I must have had one glass of wine too many, and talked to the wrong person about THE and now Im about to get the towel! Maybe I should look into electrolisis or a hot wax treatment. I saw a infomercial on something better than Nair, but what are the side effects?
depressing to think about.......dilapitation
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/13/00 2:11:40 pm)
| Balance of Power
Balance - Welcome to THE. If you say something really nice about Krysilis's legs she'll probably get off your back...
he he he
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/13/00 2:29:37 pm)
| Hey Grace!
Grace -
To figure out what number any particular post is, simply multiply the number of pages by the number of posts per page (if you have never changed this setting in your control center then you have 20 posts per page).
So, for example, the post where you asked this question is 2620, because it is the 20th post on the 131st page (assuming 20 per page).
It gets sticky when you are TRYING to be a particular number, and there are other people in here posting too. You can never be quite sure which number you'll be until you come back out to the main page after posting and see it (that is, unless you're Ex-Twi... cuz see he just cheats and horns in to claim numbers whenever he damn well pleases).
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/13/00 2:34:42 pm)
| Re: Balance of Power
The High Priestess is correct!
Bribary has always been one the the more acceptable ways of getting your way around here at THEdale.
Balance (and others) bring your offerings to THE altar wrapped in a plain brown wrapper for discretion.
Your truly,
krysilis
Member of THE BOT and administrative leg
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 3:47:07 pm)
| Re: Balance of Power
(is this action not off THE manifesto 3.6 or how bout 3.11 point 3? Shouldnt I be allowed 3.10? ))))))))))) No I didnt mean any of it! Ive been posessed by talking to people off THE- now I see THE error of my ways............. oh you with legs of a gazelle on a starry night!
The mighty baobab is nothing compared to you- the package is coming Fed.Express, brown wrapper, shipping tape. I comply under secrecy,,,avoiding the false doctrine of the hot wax. sanctify THE
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(7/13/00 4:03:16 pm)
| Re: Balance of Power
I was going to apologize to THE great and powerful THE, but THE would have gotten angry at me for groveling, so I won't.
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/13/00 4:25:02 pm)
| Re: Balance of Power
Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaa...
Citing chapter and verse, eh balance?
Got yer jots and tittles in order now don'tcha?
Well... I'm impressed. Truly.
So yea verily, thou can sayest whatever the hell you want from now on.
In fact, since you've obviously been working the manifesto, I think we should make you the head of the THEsearch™ Department.
THEsearch is a trademark term of Pawtucket Inc. and he is duly congratulated for thinking of it. I, unlike SOME people around here (tweet tweet, tweet tweet), give Paw full credit for his ideas.
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boutu
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 5:33:58 pm)
| Re: Balance of Power~~Ying Yang
THE seers and THE prophets all agree, (it may never be out in the open for all to see, though)...From whence thou comest, THE knows.~~
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Lifted Up
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 9:14:05 pm)
| deep THE
THE is beginning to get too deep and philosophical for me...say, am I supposed to bow before someone now? On to the fiery furnace!
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 9:41:53 pm)
| Re: deep THE
Rafael, do you mean to say the shaver of THE is a counterfeit of THE great and powerfull THE?
Should I call Fed.EX? They are searching for the altar without sucess, searching for the truth in THE, ba-LANCE'
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/13/00 9:45:33 pm)
| Re: deep THE
Hey Guys,
I'm new here. I mean REALLY new. I've never posted on Waydale before.(or anywhere else for that matter.) I don't know the rules here so if I screw up I apologize ahead of time.
I've been lurking for a few weeks now, and I have to say you guys are GREAT! Weird, but great.
I'm kinda shy about joining in, but it looks like you guys are having way too much fun here on the "THE" thread.So I thought I'd jump in.
But I don't know.....High Priest,Priestess,Shaving coordinators,Temples,Signs,Manifestos,and now pending law suites.Sounds like an evil cult to me. Hmmmmmm maybe Craiggers was right about you people.
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