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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/14/00 5:10:55 am)
| Re: The
Yes, people, it is I, stillhere1, devoted follower of THE.
Having nothing better to do when inadvertantly woken up
at the wee hour of 2:12 am than to post on THE. Thus
posted I may or maynot go back to sleep now.
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 5:29:58 am)
| Re: The
Oh come on stillhere1 stay and hang out with us night owls.
THE needs you. If I can fore lorn shaving my legs, you can bypass a little sleep. I know that's easy for me to say, this is my middle of the day! Is it really only 2:00 where your at. It's 5 here. I was never any good at that time zone thing.
Which brings up an interesting question. If it's two o'clock in one place and lets say three o'clock in another, then by what time does your post get posted? Because if it's four o'clock my time, but it's three o'clock post time does that mean my post doesn't get posted for an hour? Or does that mean your post at five o'clock gets posted before my post at four o'clock? HMMMMM. I just won't sleep,or shave until I have an answer.
door
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 6:28:25 am)
| Re: The
Ahhhh, much alas I feel lonely in the land of THE.
My post go out void and come back hollow,empty,echoing off the barren canyons of THE.
I have stayed all night. Although I know mightier warriors than I have gone on before to pave the paths of THE. Many a steadfast followers have waded through the tall jungles and murky waters of midnights. I have done my best, as a newcomer to prove worthy. I shall indeed now go shave my legs to pledge my allegiance to THE.
Goodnight,Goodnight parting in such sweet sarrow until we shal meet again upon the marrow.
Just a lowly follower,
doorleven
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/14/00 10:09:58 am)
| Re: The
sorry doorleven,
had a little nap there and it is now 7:10am where I am
as far as what time your posts get posted only THE knows
the answer to that.
see you around THE!
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 12:41:49 pm)
| Re: deep THE
krysilis, Where is that altar and what does it look like.? The package is now being pulled by 7 huskeys and a reindeer, they still havent found it.
Whoa, we were neighbors on the east coast, Md., and neighbors out west, Az. Power of THE
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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(7/14/00 2:22:26 pm)
 | Re: deep THE
If you're in New Jersey, head west. If you're in Arizona head east.
The altar is a trapezoida shaped slab of stone outside my kitchen door. You'll recognize it by the many chocolate stains thereon. (I do hope you're sending chocolate, that is the most favorable bribe!)
If you have difficulty locating THE altar, send a Unicorn with a flashlight to lead your flock of huskies and one reindeer.
I am patiently waiting!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/14/00 3:07:40 pm)
| Re: The
What is all THE alter talk about?
Do you guys even know?
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 4:40:05 pm)
| Re: The
OOOpps, package loaded on Orient express, guarded by Maori warriors. Unicorn on strike in Europe, advise.
Still here--well, whats the alter-native? Searching for THE truth, THE great and powerfull THE (or are we?)
Heard the artists are organizing, they have shut off all comunication with the outside world, no internet, shut down their site, and warned all followers to stay under lockdown so the plan against THE will remain secret. They are after sole control of THE and will stop at nothing to implement their diabolical takeover of THE. Some may even be lurking at this very moment, but only the ones who are strong enough to know the reality of the situation, all others are fed only enough information to be kept under control.
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/14/00 4:58:05 pm)
| Hi doorleven!
Welcome to WayDale doorleven! Thanks for making THE your first stop.
Ahh... a nic with a riddle... you really DO belong here.
I'm guessing both words are Dutch... and that they have something to do with... oh, I don't know... our lord and savior?
Hey... at least I'm guessing!
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boutu
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 5:08:36 pm)
| ~~THE~~
Well, has it been a fortnight since I last visited THE or hath it all been a dream?...'Tis amazing what a dream can conjur up--{whohoowh,neverletitbesaid that any ministry has a patent on THE English language}
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GraceOnGrace
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 7:58:16 pm)
 | Muck-myring minds want to know
If you shave your own legs, wouldn't that be considered
THE original sin?
P.S. doorleven---click the stay in topic check box at the
bottom of the page before clicking Add Reply
Edited by GraceOnGrace at: 7/14/00 7:58:16 pm
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GraceOnGrace
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 6:40:40 pm)
| Re: Hey Grace!
Thank you pam,
I knew there was a trick to it. I thought at first
that you all were seeing something that I couldn't
see. (By way of THE spirit) Thought maybe you were
just at THE higher level of enlightenment (THE upward
way). I was about to ask how I could learn to become
like you. My dreams have been shattered. There is no
hope for me now cause I am just among very cerebral posters.
"I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy..schwing!"
Edited by GraceOnGrace at: 7/14/00 6:40:40 pm
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/14/00 8:32:57 pm)
| Re: The
Yes it's me again
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lovematters
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 8:54:55 pm)
| Re: The
Same here
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Wacky Funster
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 9:36:33 pm)
 | Re: The
Excuse me...would you guys mind smoking outside, please? ![](ALT=":eek")
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lovematters
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 9:44:10 pm)
| Jiminy Kriminees Wacky
Ya don't have to bite our heads off.
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boutu
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 10:04:53 pm)
| Re: Jiminy Kriminees Wacky
A THE FRIENDLYREMINDER---THE is liable to get mighty pi$$ed if we stray too far from THE acceptable and THE peculiar posting habits--eg. --please don't forget THE importance of THE in your awesome posts!<g>--shaved or not!
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/14/00 10:58:11 pm)
| Re: Jiminy Kriminees Wacky
This part is for balance:
If the Unicorns are on strike in Europe, then your next best bet is to drive a herd of yak to the alter. You may have to resort to a lead camel with a torch. However, since this is Bastille Day, you may find that the Unicorns will be more cooperative in a day or so. I will wait that long.
This, dear balance will be my last communique to you concerning help in providing your bribe. It is YOUR bribe, and it is therefore YOUR responsibility to find out a way to deliver it. I do, however appreciate your homage and will indulge you just this one time.
As for the artists in Santa Fe, that's pamsandiego's department. She's in charge of insurrections. I only handle chocolate bribes and shaving.
All ye who would sneak under the wire by doing your own shaving....hear ye hear ye hear ye!!! It ain't gonna wash folks. The shaving is only an outward sign of an inner commitment to THE. If you do your own shaving, we will know....so don't waste your razors. THE won't even belch in your direction!!! Get it???
I urge you....We are Borg....comply...resistance is futile...you will be assimilated!
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/14/00 11:29:00 pm)
| Re: Shaving
Hey Guys,
What's a girl to do?!?!? (sorry didn't mean to steal your nic, just borrowing it.)
The cat was giving my legs a serious inspection! I think he was convinced he'd found his soul mate. I had to wear shorts at work today, and there wasn't ANY ONE hanging around the THE at 5:00am. THE high Priestess of THE and THE Shaving Coordinator will just have to accept my humble apologies. Sorry no bribes I ate all THE chocolate.
P.S.Thanks for the tip Grace, makes posting much easier!
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boutu
WayDale Citizen
(7/15/00 12:20:13 am)
| Re: Shaving
Even though THE is all-knowing I am loathe to speak it above a whisper--THEre is one who has appeared and seeks to challenge THE~~Shall THE (way) survive?
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