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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(7/18/00 1:47:19 am)
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now where am I - - so slow!!!
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yrrabsille
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 1:49:25 am)
 | Re: The
You did it krysilis, you beat me
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 1:49:48 am)
| Re: A question from the audience
IT'S BEEN LOVELY
BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW!
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 1:53:09 am)
| Re: A question from the audience
NO, Yyrabsille you got it!
But no more. I'm on my way to 3000. I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/18/00 2:00:14 am)
| Re: A question from the audience
doorleven:
Check the bottom of Pg 140 - I see only a gree box, where words are supposed to be...but you were the last poster on that page, and that would have been 2800.
Methinks nobody should rejoice, or pout, whichever would be the case..let's allow ex-twi to decide what is a legitimate post...by the numbers??in which case doorleven had that post....
I think this is a first.....
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:06:00 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
Once upon a time there was an old man, a boy and a donkey.The old man said to the boy,"We must go to market today. Go get the donkey out of the barn and get ready to go." The young boy did as he was told. The old man put the boy upon the donkeys back and they headed into town.
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:20:15 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
Krysilis, Great thoughts to ponder.Hmmmmm.
But it is of no matter to me, just a small milstone on my way to the big 3!
As I continue on with my story.(coments and praise always welcome, of course!)
So the old man the boy and the donkey headed into towwn.
They had not gone far when they came upon an old lady. The old lady stared at the young boy with great disabroval in her eyes. "You lazy little boy, how dare you ride apon the donkeys back and make your poor old grandfather walk.You should be ashamed of yourself!"
After hearing the old ladies harsh words the boy slid off the donkeys back and insisted his grandfather climb up.
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:35:01 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
They went a little farther and soon came upon a young mother with her child. The women stoped and scowled up at the old man."Look at you riding along in the greatest of comfort while this poor child walks his weary legs off. What a mean thing to do." The grandfather quickly climbed off the donkey and started walking beside his grandson.
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:41:59 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
Soon they came upon a group of children playing along the roadside. The children stopped and pointed. One of them started laughing, "Look how silly they are, they both walk when they have a perfectly good donkey to ride!" The old man and the boy looked at eachother confusingly. Then they both climbed onto the donkeys back.
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:49:20 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
They were almost to town when they came upon a man walking along the road. The man looked up at them, and shook his fist at them. "How dare you burden the poor beast so! Having to carry the weight of both of you. If I had such an animal I would not treat him so." The old man and the boy climbed down and stood looking at eachother wondering what they should do.
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TateUlsaker
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 2:59:09 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
Then they came by a village priest who said: "Your actions with animals reflects evil in your hearts. Your donkey can't bear the weight of you both."
So the boy climbed off and said to his Grandfather, "I am young so I can walk."
The Grandfather climbed off and said to his Grandson, "I have lived a full life and have much experience walking. You should save your strength."
Just then the donkey said: "Tell that priest, Loy Craig to shut himself up. He is working my relatives half-to-death bringing ale and damsels from town while he accuses you of overworking me to meet your needs. You guys weigh a total of 130 pounds, full of bread. LCM weighs 180 full of beer. I can take you guys to town. Just let me kick this jackass LCM in the teeth first!
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:01:54 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
They took the blanket from the donkeys back and made a sling.
Thus, is how it came to pass. What the townfolks saw that day was the old man and the boy comming into town carrying the donkey between them.
The moral of the story is simple: If you try to please everyone in all things, you'll just end up with your a$$ in a sling!!!!
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:13:07 am)
| Re: ALITTLE STORY FOR YE ALL
Nice little input there Tate. Do I sense a slight underlying hostility there?!?!?!
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:15:49 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
I
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:17:15 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
THINK
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:19:13 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
I'LL
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:20:34 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
HAVE
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:23:03 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
TO
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:30:44 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
STRING
Edited by doorleven at: 7/18/00 3:30:44 am
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doorleven
WayDale Citizen
(7/18/00 3:33:38 am)
| Re: StillTrying to reach 3000
OUT
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