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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/26/00 3:07:45 pm)
| Re: The
Anti-THE is one tough cookie! After serious torture methods such as chinese water
torture and plucking mustache hairs one at a time I had to bring in the heavy
amunition. I showed him some naked pictures of ol craiggers! But he still hasnt
disclosed the where abouts of Paw! I'm at a loss.
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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(7/26/00 3:33:51 pm)
 | Re: The
Hang in there guys....I'm sure you'll figure it out soon.
I have faith in you!
Did you try pouring a can of Hershey's chocolate syrup down his throat??? Perhaps just dipping his nose in it might do the trick...the dirty low down rotten anti-THE!!!
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/26/00 3:43:14 pm)
| Re: THE rescue
stillhere... bring him to ME! bring him to ME!
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THE
WayDale Deity
(7/26/00 3:58:24 pm)
 | Thou doest well
Verily thou hast done well Swat Team of THE. Thou shalt be rewarded well for thy works sake.
Pay homage to THE
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MOG21stCentury
WayDale Citizen
(7/26/00 4:05:08 pm)
| In direct presence of The
The! The! The! (weep from joy)
The! The! The! (mog falls on knees and bows head)
the the the (whimpering now in subjection and awe)
theeeeeee (mog passes out)
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PawsCaptors
WayDale Citizen
(7/26/00 4:15:38 pm)
| AAAHHHHHAAAA AAHHAA
So your Swat team fell for the Industrial Park scenario.
Well we have allowed your beloved Puh-Pawtucket to talk to John the B only.
We upped the ante now.........or the ANTI as you minions like to call it.
Our demands are simple and will be revealed as soon as finish our travel to new locations.
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(7/26/00 5:32:05 pm)
| What!?!
I will not be party to a prisoner exchange! Find another guinea pig.
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/26/00 6:31:03 pm)
| Re: What!?!
Rafael - Your agreement is neither required nor particularly desired. In fact, the harder you fight it when the time comes, the more valuable you will appear to be...
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/26/00 6:39:59 pm)
| Re: THE rescue
Glad to know we still have anti-THE captured! Stillhere is taking him to pamsandiego soon!
We were hit with one of the deadliest chemical weapons known to mankind, the loy-fart 2000. Luckily we had THE gasmasks or we would have been wiped out. So you see the extremes one must face to serve THE.
3K has an eye following the kidnappers, they doont really look like peeps, but we should have two eyes following instead of just one.
got to get to the laundromat, right NOW
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THE
WayDale Deity
(7/26/00 7:47:10 pm)
| Soldiers of THE
Loy Fart2000 is no match for THE troops!
Pay homage to THE
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/26/00 7:50:12 pm)
| Re: THE rescue
(poor planning, balance, your rescueship! This was no time to run out of clean underwear!!!)
(pam, "dear": w-h-a-t are we gonna do with this guy!?)
Seems like this would be a good time to insert:
"........and now a word from our sponsors!.........."
but we don't have any sponsors!!!!!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/26/00 7:50:41 pm)
| Re: The
Okay Pam, Anti-THE is all yours.
But I'm very concerned about PawsCaptors only letting Paw talk to John the B.
I never thought they could be SO EVIL! ![](ALT=":(")
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(7/26/00 9:38:40 pm)
 | Re: The
I feel a song coming on..........
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yrrabsille
THE3K Poster
(7/26/00 9:48:59 pm)
| Re: The
![]() THE surveilence agent 3K POSTER observes from atop nearby buildings, I haven't spotted Puh-Paw yet, but I am keeping my eyes peeled ![]()
yrrabsille...(THE3K Poster)
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PawsCaptors
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 12:05:23 am)
| Re: The
Demand Number One: We want the Ark of the THE.
Demand Number Two: We want the "well" from the first post.
Demand Number Three: We want John the B to dance to at least two songs from Saturday Night Fever, AND wear a white leisure suit while doing it.
Demand Number Four: We want the hair piece of Mr. Popularity.
That is all for now...........
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/27/00 12:13:24 am)
| Re: The
Those demands are PREPOSTEROUS.....although I'll bet we could swing demand 3.
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yrrabsille
THE3K Poster
(7/27/00 12:23:55 am)
| Re: The
![]() John the B
yrrabsille...(THE3K Poster)
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 12:40:07 am)
| Re: The
I'm impressed! I didn't even know that THE had an ark!!!
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/27/00 1:09:58 am)
| Re: THE rescue
uh... balance is a guy?
(wait a minute, who wanted to be the HERstorian? and this is a perfect example of why we NEED a HERstorian... it's hard to go back and look this stuff up!)
Thanks stillhere! I'm putting the needles under his fingernails now... and lighting the cigarette to stick in his eye... and singing "There's No Two Ways About It"... ("Yesssssssss Ex-THE... vee haf vays to tweeeeeeeeest your arm and make you talk!!!!!") We'll have info in no time.
Cuh-Captors - You can forget about the "Well," I assure you. There is NO way we are giving that up! The hairpiece is no prob, and J the B did his jig already. We'll think about the ark but the "Well,"? No effin way dudes!
yrrabsille! you da man! stay on it! if you see a really tall good looking guy stumbling around and reciting lines from Firesign Theater, it's Puh-Paw! They may have drugged him and just let him wander about freely, figuring we would mistake him for one of the anti-THE-bots.
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 3:04:47 am)
| Re: THE rescue
Had to put my clothes through five cycles to get that bomb stuff off, its extremely flamable you know!!!!!
pamsandiego-Think lifted up had some good torture ideas if you cant get anti-THE to talk. Good job 3K!!Keep it up *******+++
I dont get no r-e-s-p-e-c-t so Im not clearing up this whole gender issue.
I will tell you I have a pitbull named Logic and a cat named Alba.
So anybody know anything about the ark of THE?
THE deity is awesome!!!Glory to THE on high
ps,,Grace, that song blew mw away, still cant get over it.
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