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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 3:06:39 am)
 | Re: THE rescue
Ain't no __ 2 ways about it, we ain't giving up the "well"!
This word is the first word in this THE thread you can tell.
There's an __"and" word, a "but" word; which will you have instead?
We ain't givin' up the "well" until the last of us is dead!
(D-E-A-D ---dead!)
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 3:24:06 am)
| Re: THE rescue
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!!! (flourish of trumpets)
I take this opportunity to formally apologize to balance about my "laundry remark!" I had no idea that this person (gender unknown at the moment) was in the direct line of fire of the powerful loy-2000-fart. I sure do hope you had some underwear, and outerwear left after being sprayed with that stuff, balance.
And - seeing as how you have endured such humiliation on behalf of our beloved THE and Puh-Paw, his Priest, and since you handled yourself so perfectly as the point man in the SWAT team onslaught - I do hereby give you heaping gobs of respect...and will forever forget the slight oversight with the yak and my chocolate. I will seek no more oblations from you!
Furthermore, we shall retreat in caucus to determine exactly what title thou shalt have bestowed upon thee for your service to THE and your bravery in the line of fire!
Hey Pam! Could we make balance a knight or something equally elevated and special??? He/she has proved his/her devotion and dedication beyond the usual requirements of THE!
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/27/00 4:18:18 am)
| Re: THE rescue
Balance could be called the Launderer or Laundress of THE but that title really oughtta go to Vinehanger... so... lemme think...
WhoopA$$ of THE? Nah... dollar signs probably don't work...
Martyr of THE? No... then he/she would have to die...
uh...
Saviour of THE!
Yeah! I like that. But it's 1:00 a.m., so most anything sounds good right now...
Lifted? You around? I've got Ex-THE right where I want him but I need you to help me go in for the kill. We GOTTA find out where he put Puh-Paw!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/27/00 7:44:28 am)
| Re: The
The question of balance's gender brings up an interesting point. Balance was very
concerned about my soon trip to California to see my never before seen(in the flesh)
sweetie. Now coming from a woman that reaction would be fairly commonplace. BUT,
if balance was a guy (and we know how THEY are usually!) then that would make
balance really sweet and protective. (Now if you ARE a woman you are still sweet
and protective but in a different way.) The reason I bring all this up is considering
balance's unswerving bravery in the recent rescue mission (I was there and
witnessed serious courage in the face of real danger and LoyFart 2000) then my
nomination for a title would be Brave Protector of THE. Yeah Balance!!!
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PawsCaptors
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 12:17:07 pm)
| Re: The
So you have not met our demands, eh.
Well we have just found out by following your beloved stillhere1, that Pawtucket has an internet lair called the GreaseSpot Cafe.
Well we have vigourously tortured your priest, Puh-Paw and learned how to get into the GreaseSpot Cafe.....
It is now the PawCaptors' Diner.......And if we don't get more demands met then we will be serving Pawtucket burgers at the Diner....
Muhaaaaa Muhahaaaaaaa Muhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 12:45:23 pm)
| Re: The
My spies have returned and confirm this dreadful turn of events.
PawsCaptors: Better have an extra heavy duty meat grinder on hand...and a spare too! Our beloved and highly esteemed PuhPaw is one tough cookie!
But if you shouldst touch one little eensey weensey hair on his legs, thou shalt be dealt with in THE most unpleasant fashion!
Methinks thou shouldst go back to THE barganing table and abandon this putrid idea of yours. Pamsandiego is correct..."vee haf vaays" for the likes of you!!
Besides, kidnapping is a crime punishable by death! No matter...you're gonna die anyway...either now, brutally, slowly, painfully or later via "peaceful" lethal injection!
Of course, you still have the option of returning our beloved PuhPaw unscathed and we shall try to call off our SWAT team...there are no guarantees, you know! Once on the scent, THE SWAT team goes into "Automatic Sniff" and moves in for the kill.
However, if PuhPaw is returned to us, he m-a-y be able to call them back via his special code...only known to him...and you m-a-y escape the ultimate and eventual sorry end!!
I urge you to consider these options carefully!
Edited by krysilis at: 7/27/00 12:45:23 pm
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Lifted Up
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 1:43:34 pm)
| Re: THE rescue
Yea Pam I am around...but I have a line on where he might be and I may not be able to post for a day or so as I check it out undercover.
Call it wanting to belong, wanting to help...always had doubts about THE theology, but taking Paw was going too far. I bet they are trying to deprogram him from THE. If you and extwi and the rest dont find him maybe I can come back with some answers saturday.
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SissaK
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 2:20:21 pm)
| Re: The
I'm one of those old timers that have been around since 1971. I've been reading the posts with great enthusiam. Knowing that I'm not alone in the M&A club. This is the first of many posts I hope. I was kicked out in 1997, accused of "Stealing the Word." LOL. As you can see I'm not a grease-spot and God is still alive. Although I'm no longer in "The Way" I am addicted to "the"
luv ya
SissaK
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/27/00 3:01:10 pm)
| Re: The
Oops, did I do that?
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 3:23:26 pm)
| Re: The
WE have reinforcements! THE mighty and powerfull SissaK has joined our ranks! Pawscaptor, you should be shakin in your boots now!
3K has his eyes on you, our army has just recuited a THE follower with great unknown powers and extreme devotion to THE! and still we are growing! You cannot win!
We are meeting your demands in THE interest of a peacefull settlement- John The B has danced, most excellently too, I might add
Although Mr. Personalitys hair piece turned out to be a hair implant, you are getting that too!
You are getting 'an or 'but'.
and if someone would tell us what THE grail is, well think about it!
You should settle for 50% to keep THE wrath of SissaK from your lair! Plus we have anti-THE in the torture chamber as we speak, believe me pamsandiego is a master at getting bad guys to talk!
SURRENDER PAWTUCKET now, or soon, pretty soon
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THE
WayDale Deity
(7/27/00 4:06:03 pm)
 | Priest of THE no more
A solution befitting a Deity. Puh-Pah, priest of THE, your fate has been decided.
THE has spoken
Click Here for Paw's fate
Pay homage to THEEdited by THE at: 7/27/00 4:06:03 pm
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/27/00 4:23:04 pm)
| Re: Priest of THE no more
Now wait just a doggone minute!!!!!
THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!!!!!
What kinda deity are you anyway? And who cares about the silly old ark anyway? All you've got in there is a few scrolls and some magic pixie dust... and you sure as heck don't need a stuffy old box to live in!
We would much rather have Puh-Paw!
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Robi
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 4:23:55 pm)
 | Pssst.....
Did I leave my marbles in here?
I lost my marbles.
Oh, what was I thinking? You guys lost your marbles a long time ago....
Hey...how can Paw be the High Priest of THE when it was Rafael, my client, who began THE?
Rafael for President!
Robi
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/27/00 4:31:33 pm)
| Re: The
SissaK! Welcome to THE and most especially Welcome to WayDale!!!!!
Stealing the Word? Wow. You're just the kinda guy (or girl) we need.
And uh... Robi dahhhhhling... Puh-Paw was never High Priest. Rafael has that honor but it's just a figurehead position. Paw was simply "Priest", in other words the hard-working in the trenches kinda priest, and he SHALL be reinstated!!!!!!
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 7:20:17 pm)
| Re: The
Waaahhhh! Snivel. Waaahhhhh!!!!
I want Puh-Paw back! I don't care 'bout no stinkin' ark...like pam said....who cares about a little "pixie dust"...Waaahhhhhh....snif....sniff....
oh - - - wait just a minute.....snif, on the surface this looks bad....but, pam....check out the fine print.....we can preserve THE ark and get Puh-Paw back (THE fixed it so he is of no value to Ex-THE - - he's still valuable to us....and you can keep your prisoner and torture his puny little self all you want.....
Yeah! That's the ticket (oopps, didn't quite mean that how it sounded tee hee)...
Pam, don't you see it??? Can you comprehend it???
Oh the wonder of the power of the almighty THE and all of his benificent wisdom! He hath provided THE solution to THE problem plaguing us, the Followers of THE!!! I shall never change deities...no, not ever again!!!
Quickly now....call yrrabsille and his dozen undercover eyeballs back so they can prepare for the feast! Locate that balance person! Kill the fatted turkey so we may celebrate the return of Puh-Paw in style.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...so is value! Since Puh-Paw has such high value to THE....he has been made to look unappealing to THE enemies! And we, THE mighty proud followers of THE have our most beloved Puh-Paw back...(and we get to keep the ark...AND the "well").
All's "well" that ends "well". (even though it began with "well"!?)
amen
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/27/00 7:24:48 pm)
| Dear Robi
You are perfectly correct that we lost our marbles long ago!
That's why we took yours...they're around here someplace!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/27/00 8:08:52 pm)
| Re: The
I dont understand whats going on anymore.
First of all I'm totally sorry about the whole
PawsCaptors Diner situation. I went there to
try to find information and it backfired. I
actually havent felt this guilty since I was in
the Way. Something is spishy about the last
THE post. I mean which THE are we talking
about here? Something is not right.
And is balance a guy or not?
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/27/00 10:54:22 pm)
| don't worry... be happy!
stillhere - Fret not... it ain't yer fault! They just want you to think that! And besides, there is no guilt and condemnation allowed on THE. You're just having a flashback from that other cult... hit the refresh button on your browser a few times and you'll be fine!
Actually I'm starting to think krys might be right... Puh-Paw is no good to them anymore. I say off with Ex-THE's head and then let's storm G'Spot and repossess our beloved Priest. It'll be a cinch!
Edited by pamsandiego at: 7/27/00 10:54:22 pm
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/27/00 11:19:24 pm)
| Re: The
Okay I pushed the refresh button a couple times
and I do feel better. ![](ALT=":)")
All right then! Lets storm the G'spot and get back Paw!
but balance has to be with us!
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balance
WayDale Citizen
(7/27/00 11:33:09 pm)
| Re: don't worry... be happy!
THE mighty THE deity has spoken
THE Priestess of THE is concurring
THE Shaver of THE has mighty logic
and PuhPaws fate seems written in the stars
SissaK, Stillhere, 3K and I stand by
Do you think Ex-THE may have some kind of homing device in his head? Is he a Ex-THE-BOT? Could beheading him lead to Paws rescue? Maybe a homing device and a weapon combined in a Ex-THE-BOT head?
But I am still balance THE anarchist
its too little too late to turn me around
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