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Rafael Olmeda 
High Priest of THE
(7/29/00 2:28:56 am)
| Re: The
and I mean now!
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(7/29/00 2:30:03 am)
| Re: The
I did it! I got a benchmark!
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/29/00 2:30:25 am)
| Re: The
Okay, Okay...You got it fair and square Rapheal! I guess I sort of owed you one
anyway. But just so you know...that makes us even!!! Now go see my cool web
site!
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(7/29/00 2:33:26 am)
| Re: The
Raphael? Who's Raphael? I don't know any Raphael.
Ain't my name, that much is certain.
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/29/00 2:36:48 am)
| Re: The
Sorry O high Priest of THE
Rafael!!!!
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(7/29/00 3:10:10 am)
 | Re: The
THE Dale is alive...with the sound of musings.....
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800FindPaw
WayDale Citizen
(7/29/00 4:20:40 am)
| The Plan
PawsCaptors:
We have contacted THE Laundress.
She has consented to the following:
-one load of ex-The laundry, no fabric softener, no folding.
Place underwear (whites only) in unmarked pillow case.
Meet at Greasepot All-Night Wash&Whirl at 24:00 hours, Saturday 29 July.
Bring Paw.
If Paw's condition is judged favorable (unharmed, well-fed), one load of hand-washables may be negotiated.
No funny business.
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dabobbada
WayDale Citizen
(7/29/00 4:38:22 am)
 | Re: The
As a world renouned weapons expert in a previous lifetime when I was an Aide to General George S. Patton, I must say with the greatest gravity that you must not underestimate the destructive power of the Loyfart2000.
(Sorry about that overly long sentence, I learned to do exhaustively long and immensely complex and complicated sentence structure at the feet of DeLoyd himself.)
Your swat team lucked out by having the power of THE with you on the last raid. The usual incounter with a Loyfart2000 is to end up as a chrispycritter cinder incased in a powerfully bad aroma shouting at the top of it's lungs.
They don't even try to bury you, they just implode the building down around you and turn the area into a landfill. It doesn't even matter that you may not be dead yet.
So how do you fight against this nearly perfectly evil weapon? As General Georgie once said, fight farts with farts.
Many of you Ex-Wayfers do not even realize this, but your former ministry has given you an even more destructive weapon that some of you may still innocently have in your homes.
With this weapon, you can bring Pawscaptors to their knees in just minutes begging for mercy. With this weapon you can have Ex-THE or even former Navy Seals spilling their guts (and lunches) in mere seconds. With this weapon you can drive your enemies so insane, they will never be normal again.
Get some bulletproof monitors, they must be bullet proof, as your enemies will try to shoot them up to end the pain and madness. Place them around the Greasespot cafe where they are holed up. (By the way, I had a Pawtucketburger, and it was delicious.)
You may need a special "Beta" video machine to do this. Give them one last warning, then shove in the "Athletes of the Spirit" tape and hit the play button.
The results are not pretty, but it gets the job done within minutes.
A couple last warnings;
Having been in the way, most ex-wayfers have an odd immunity to it's worst effects. They may still want to laugh or puke and their eyes may glaze over but they with proper training can still take out the bad boys.
Do not inform any government agency you are going to use this truly vile weapon. It has been banned by the Geneva Convention as being too cruel and inhuman. You could end up being tried for war crimes at the world court.
Good luck and good hunting.
DaPropheta Dabobbada
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/29/00 10:40:02 am)
 | Re: The
ohhhh pa-ammmmyyyy - - how I hope you still have your AOS tape...looked all over for mine, and I must have used it to tape my favorite episodes of"Days of Our Lives" or "The Guiding Light" or something like that.
Quidk!!! get your tape and do as the Propheta Dabobada suggests...that is the ONLY way to save THE Laundress of THE from a fate worse than death....we could not expect her to process a whole load of underweat contaminated with the LoyFart2000.
It seems that unless she has a case and a hlaf of Glade, she won't live to tell the tail....(ooopsies - - tee hee)
Please, oh great Priestess of THE - locate your copy of the tape, and just for good measure, let's get one or 2 dozen comic books set aside too.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/29/00 11:55:12 am)
| Re: The
I still have my AOS tape...except it isnt the Beta version I hope it still works.
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/29/00 1:17:13 pm)
| Re: The
stillhere1 - that's wonderful news...if we absolutely have to we, convert it to the "desired" format!
In the meantime, I'm scouring around for a case of Glade. Any suggestions on the scent used??? That stuff can be pretty powerful.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/29/00 1:30:50 pm)
| Re: The
Onion or garlic I think.
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/29/00 1:39:21 pm)
| Re: The
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't haaaaaaaaaave an AOS tape!
In fact, I posted about wanting one on a thread about a month ago... I've been wanting to get my hands on an original for a while now!
Damn! Damn damn DAMN!
Maybe Dabobbada (the genius that he is...) will find us a tape...
Okay... tape or no tape, we gotta just have faith in the Laundress. She can pull this off! We'll hit G'Spot tonight... just like the post says... We can do this! I know we can.
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/29/00 1:55:33 pm)
| Re: The Plan
You guys! We're okay!
I just called 1-800-FIND-PAW and there's hope!
Our mediators seem to be a group known as Industrial Raw Materials... so I think they'll have everything we need for the showdown at G'Spot ("Raw"? I mean really... Pretty dang close to "Paw" don'tcha think?)
So... be there! Midnight (est)
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(7/29/00 2:23:05 pm)
| Re: The
Quick! Whats the diffenence between est and Pacific. I'm in oregon.
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(7/29/00 3:22:06 pm)
| Re: The
roger that, Pamsandiego!
note: 2400 est means midnight Eastern Time!
Oregon would be aboyt 3 hours earlier...about 9 pm local time.
Am I correct, madam Priestess?
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(7/29/00 3:35:38 pm)
| Re: The
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THE founder has discovered emoticons...
Blame me. I'm with the media. Edited by Rafael Olmeda at: 7/29/00 3:35:38 pm
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(7/29/00 4:08:17 pm)
| Thread With No Name
We now pause for station indemnification.
For a full impact of this commercial message
Visualize your first visit to WayDale, then
sing to the tune of Horse With No Name
On the first part of the WayDale
I was lookin at all the lies
There were ads and clips and news and finks
There was books and docs and links
The first thing I read was a post with a 'well,'
and the rest made no sense
THE thread got hot and THE people swell
and the story got so intense
Chorus
I've been through the Dale on a thread with no name
it felt good to be out of the way
in the dale you can remember your name
'cause there ain't no loy for to give you no pain
lie lie lie lie lielielie lie lie lie lie lie
After two days in THE waydale sun
my eyes began to see red
After three days in THE waydale fun
I was looking at a no name thread
And the story it told of the wayfers that flowed
made me glad to think it was dead
chorus
After nine days I let the words run free
'cause the lurkers had turned to see
there were suits and lies and crocks and fears
there was pain and hurts and tears
The ol'way is a desert with it's life underground
and the perfect disguise above
Under the pitys lies a heart made of ground
but the loy boys will give no love
lie lie lie lie lielielie lie lie lie lie lie
We now return to the regularly scheduled program.....
Edited by GraceOnGrace at: 7/29/00 4:08:17 pm
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(7/29/00 5:55:58 pm)
| Re: Thread With No Name
Grace... you've got the gift... no question.
stillhere... 2400 est = nine pee em left coast time (or "about" that time like the shaver said - he he he)
Puh-Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Hang On! We're Coming
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Lifted Up
WayDale Citizen
(7/29/00 6:01:41 pm)
| THE Rescue
Well my inside track didn't pan out very well, but I see there may be new developments tonight. I am in this for the human element...I may not be one to bow to Paw, but he is deserving of our help anyway.
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