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Rafael Olmeda 
High Priest of THE
(8/3/00 8:30:04 pm)
| ? and !
Satori: a victor hugo fan, are ya?
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(8/3/00 8:50:02 pm)
 | DaPropheta Speaketh
Oh for THE love of peeps.
Thou propheta speaketh, and we listen and we
understandeth not.
Shorn or not shorn? To THE or not to THE? Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth.
Some say peeps. Some say shave. Some say shave thyself.
Let the newby shave his own peeps. It is written in THE book of RowMans 14 - Hast thou peeps? Shave it to thyself before THE.
You can shave a peep, but be sure it is a peep of the first year.
THE question, Do you love me?
Your answer, Yes THE, we love THE.
THE response, Shave my peeps.
For peeps sake peeple.
Work out your own shaving with fear and trampling.
Who will judge thee for having unshaven peeps?
I'm not old, just youth impaired.
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pawtucket
Priest of THE
(8/3/00 9:12:19 pm)
| Re: THE
You can lead a peep to THE shaver, but you can make it shear.
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/3/00 10:13:56 pm)
| Re: THE
hoooowlwool,whooooloooooooooowwwww
by THE, they hit the scent-they are on the trace---they are over the hillWHoooooohooooowhooool gone away!!!!
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(8/3/00 10:33:20 pm)
| Re: THE
hmmmmmm... where is mob rule when you need it?
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(8/3/00 10:42:17 pm)
| Re: THE
Pickled peeps with bleached bald heads running around saying, I am not worthy.
Can you just picture it?
I'm not old, just youth impaired.
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/3/00 10:52:00 pm)
| Re: THE
hhheeelllllloooooooo pamsandiego--loved your answer to llp,was she spishy or what? Hounds are still running.
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Mr Popularity
WayDale Citizen
(8/3/00 11:01:58 pm)
| Re: THE
On page two of this illustrious thread, Satori THE enlightened one prophesied the vastness of THE with a simple exclamation mark - and now he posts a question mark.
Is he asking, "When will Mr Popularity announce his candidacy?"
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living free
WayDale Citizen
(8/3/00 11:50:29 pm)
| Re: THE
Shaved pickled peeps? Bleached pickles? Is this now the official diet of THE? What about all my millet? If I bleach it and roll my peeps in it, and consume them whilst wearing my THE shirt, will I then be acceptable to THE? And what about Krys' missing offering of chocolate? Does THE diet include bleached pickled yak? What about Krys' chocolate?
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/4/00 12:01:17 am)
| Re: THE
Mr. Popularity is being investigated
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pawtucket
Priest of THE
(8/4/00 1:01:14 am)
| Re: THE
Balance you are 3650.....
Onward and upward to 3700!!!!!!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/4/00 1:22:16 am)
| Re: The
Sorry double posted accidently. How come that doesnt happen at a milestone?
Edited by stillhere1 at: 8/4/00 1:22:16 am
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/4/00 1:19:35 am)
| Re: The
Grace!!!
I havent laughed so hard all day!!! That whole 'hast thou peeps? Shave it to thyself
before the' That was so funny! I just cant compete with that kindof hilarity. But that
IS why I am devoted to the THE so diligently.
I therefore will play the straight man................er, woman.
Satori!
There will be NO PUNCTUATION on THE thread!!! Didn't you read the SECRET RULES of
THE? WHAT you didnt? Well then.....Punishment is imminent.
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/4/00 1:38:32 am)
| Re: The
should I ask THE obvious question? no
THE RULES
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/4/00 1:49:28 am)
| Re: The
Huh?
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/4/00 2:18:33 am)
| Re: The
RAFAEL
STILLHERE HAS A NEW SUBMISSION FOR THE EPISTLES OF THE
see above
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/4/00 2:23:59 am)
| Re: ?
Stillhere ROCKS!!!!
I just have one philosophical question;
how can you know THE rules if they are secret?
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/4/00 4:22:52 am)
 | Secret Rules
DaPropheta agrees with Stillhere that Grace has shown herself to be extremely competent, knowledgeable, versed in the scriptures, having understanding of the same, and is generally an all around wiseguy.
Or to make plain what I just said, Grace you were Way II funny!!!
Yours is a rare and perfect post.
It is DaPropheta's unhumble opinion that Grace with her wisdom, should be put on THE board for the interpretation and opinionation and discrimination and dissemination of the word of THE to the great unwashed masses of THEfers.
As to Grace's lament;
Quote:
Thou propheta speaketh, and we listen and we
understandeth not.
DaPropheta must speak in obscurities and vagueness while sounding like he is an expert who knows what he's talking about. This is important because it keeps people confused as to what it really meant. This has three effects;
The first is they think the Prophet is really wise.
The second is that they will apply it to much more than even the Prophet ever thought of.
Thirdly it gives future MOGFOTS , no matter how big or small, the prophecy they need to stretch and twist to back up what ever it is that they are pushing upon their flock at the moment.
Believe it or not, this is a THE design so that these future MOGFOTS will find that their day of judgment will be as personally confusing and convoluted as their doctrines. Yes, for some their seat in the heavenlies will be a charcoal grill powered by Loyfart2000.
Balance;
You ask how can you know the rules if they are secret? If you reveal a secret rule it is no longer a secret is it?
That which THE has revealed is for us and our children forever and ever. However for that which THE has not revealed, THE reminds us that ignorance of the law is no excuse.
You, Balance, are fortunate, as the Anarchist of THE, the secret rules cannot apply to you anyway. Everyone else will have to grovel and bribe their way into THE like every other religion.
But of course, none of this will do any good, until you learn the secrets rules.
DaPropheta Dabobbada speaketh.
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/4/00 10:09:08 am)
| Re: The
Dapropheta,
As always you explained the situation far better than I ever could.
You see, balance, THE rules dont apply to you, being the anarchist,
the same way the whole shaving rule doesnt apply to me being the one
who started it all with my vow to not shave my legs........Except
I am thinking about shaving them for my imminent trip to California
![](ALT=":eek") I will have to throw myself on the mercy of THE.
(Actually the secret rule thing is discussed in the book, "Subtle Power of Spiritual Abuse,"
An excellent book if you get a chance to read it)
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/4/00 3:06:34 pm)
| Re: The
Amen
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