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THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/28/00 3:31:27 pm)
| Re: THE of Ages
DaPropheta, that was just beautifull-Im all choked up,
like THE fourth of July only better.
Krys, we should send a crew over to collect THE shavings to use for THE holy THEmas crafts room, it would make great pillow stuffings. But not THE chocolate saturated yak hair-anyone have a good idea?
I was thinking sculpture but then you would have to keep them inside in a cool place at all times.
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pawtucket 
Enlightened Priest of THE
(8/28/00 4:16:50 pm)
| Re: THE of Ages
Don't forget to go visit the Laundress of THE's booth. She'll bleach your undies. It is the Tent marked THEvine THEsign.
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/28/00 9:06:06 pm)
 | Re: THE of Ages
Stillhere,
Do you really want a bugger?
(That's kinda gross, even for a neanderthal.)
Dabobberz
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/28/00 10:09:48 pm)
| Re: THE Two
I dont know about a bugger per se. I was just hungry
and I heard the food was really good at THE of AGES.
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/28/00 10:21:33 pm)
| Re: THE of Ages
Krysilis,
I've been looking all over for you but somehow THE House of His Shaving Presence eludes me. I've even gone downwind to try to locate it by sniffing for the aroma of Yak. Wow, you must have cleaned them up good, I couldn't smell a thing.
About the hair and what to do with it, obviously you've been out of the cult circuit for to long. You don't dispose of it or bury it, even ceremoniously. The hair must be rolled into hairballs and displayed for all to see. On the last day there is a nice official ceremony where the Board of THE along with selected high ranking THEfers stand in a circle and pray lifting all the hairs to THE. Having done this then the hair is burned.
I know that working 96 hours a day can be stressful and hard on you, but don't forget you are piling up rewards for THE.
I know some scripture retemories will help, might I suggest;
Nomans 10:9, 10 and 17
That if you shall confess with your mouth the lord THE, and shall believe in your heart that THE has raised himself from the archives, thou shall be shaved.
For the scripture says whosoever believes on THE shall not be unshaved.***
So then faith comes by shaving and shaving by the word of THE.
As to the chocolate filled Yak hair problem, here's an idea. Remember at the County fairs, those pink spun sugar thingees on those paper cones? You think we could make that work using chocolate Yak hair instead?
Since I haven't found you, I will leave this note in the message board tent. I tend to hang out at Moe's tavern ( since it is air-conditioned) with Homer and Bart. Boy that Homer, he is my type of people. Hope to connect with you sometime.
Neanderenthrallingly yours,
Dabobbada
*** Exceptions to Nomans 10:10 included Enlightened Priests, Board of THE, President of THE, and deranged DaProphetas muttering in the wilderness.
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/28/00 11:44:02 pm)
| Re: THE of Ages
Oh, thank-you, THANK-YOU, DaPropheta, for THE enlightenment
on THE use of my Psaltery--yes mine is THE galilean one.
I've been practicing--how's this sound?
BOOM-shooka shooka shooka BOOM BOOM BUM shooka shooka boom shooka shooka BOOM BUM
beautiful, huh??
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/29/00 12:09:35 am)
| THE Psinger is pouting
Pawtucket says THEre'll be no "Beautiful Ohio"at THE crack of dawn. I was SOOO looking forward to having a chance to psinging it at THE of Ages.
I coulda made THE Very pleased with my great Racket, using my cybals, harp, trumet, flute sackbut and now my psaltery.
All THE while Psinging my heart out at THE top of my lungs!!
BUT NOOOOOOOO, PAW says someone ELSE is gonna Psing.
I'm HURT!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/29/00 12:13:00 am)
| Re: THE Psinger is pouting
...and since everybody else thinks there is a significant cerimony concering THE chocolate yak hair, I can't even console myself with THAT!!
Watchit all, THE Psinger is PMS-ING and NEEEEEEDS her chocolate!!
Guess I'm gonna hafta hurt somebody with my sackbut!!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/29/00 12:15:29 am)
| Re: THE Two
ohhhh, I was 4848--that is small consolation, but at least I won't hurt anybody with my sackbut, now!!
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pawtucket
Enlightened Priest of THE
(8/29/00 12:33:15 am)
 | Re: THE Two
I am sooooo sorry.... I meant to say that OHIO was to be sung by Crosby, Psalms71one, Knashingofteeth and Young
I didn't drink to kill the pain, I created the pain to drink.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 12:58:29 am)
| Re: THE Two
Hey, havent seen Pam in here, she must really be on THE road trip.
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pawtucket
Enlightened Priest of THE
(8/29/00 1:22:26 am)
| Re: THE Two
The Priestess of THE is preparing for her road trip. She has been in seclusion and getting shaved.
She shall verily appear soon, and verily again disappear.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 1:36:08 am)
| Re: THE Two
Thanks, it's just that somethiing was missing here.
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/29/00 2:10:02 am)
| THE Psinger isn't pouting!
Boy, Pawtucket--I'm sure glad you cleared THAT UP!!
NOW SOMEBODY GET ME SOME YAK-CHOCOLATE OR I'm gonna HURT MYSELF!!!!!
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:10:43 am)
| Re: THE Two
That was the road trip that was to start in July, right?
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:57:35 am)
| Re: THE Two
Do You sense something?
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:58:00 am)
| Re: THE Two
I do.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:58:40 am)
| Re: THE Two
Can't quite put my finger on it.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:59:05 am)
| Re: THE Two
Let's see if anyone else has it.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/29/00 2:59:28 am)
| Re: THE Two
I'll wait a bit.
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