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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(8/12/00 12:37:58 am)
 | There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
Dear Mr. Propheta Dababoda:
Alas and alack.....peep.
THE has been sent to the archives...sigh!
Some of THE's highest and best have been demoted....pamsandiego is no longer Priestess...and what happened to balance??? and stillhere 1.
Nobody knows where Paw is....
And - peep - I did pledge my undying love for thee....but you rejected me....peep....so what have I got going in my life now, but a few yellow peeps or if I'm lucky, I'll come across a stale pink one!
peep
There's nothing left....peep.....oh woe is me......
And now, I've used up the last of the 100 allotted posts....and this THE2 shall go away too! ![](ALT=":(")
peep
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/12/00 1:20:33 am)
| Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
Krysilis! peep out of it!--I think pamsandiego and pawtucket are in danger,,,grave danger!
I hope they stay lost on THE mountain, first THE in three demotes two of THE most dedicated priests we have , strips them of THE priest and priestesshood--then lures them to a really hard to find place on a mountain, and is going to serve koolaid with THE nice fresh donuts(well, not so fresh now). Donuts they have to bring to THE!
KOOLAID!!!!!!! get a peep!
And peeps were being thrown from THE car..what does that tell you?
DONT DRINK THE KOOLAID PAMSANDIEGO. no matter how thirsty you are!
Im not one to question THE...or am I?
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/12/00 2:14:37 am)
 | Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
Awwww, now Krysilis,
I never rejected you, I ...uhh, just had to go and check on the ratio of head lice of the zweiback children of the upper ubangi in the lower outback to the east of Sydney, as opposed to the flood stages of the upper Mekong River during monsoons in northern Thailand.
Very important research, and your timing has to be just right or your calculater melts.
(And you thought Cro Magnon males invented the fast excape from a commited relationship, Like all good things, neanders invented it first.)
Your second loveletter where you professed your great appreciation for anything neanderthal really moved me. (That, or it was the diarrhea.) You actually like neanderaromas? The Norse Neanderbabes never could stand it but as I said it was useful in that they already had several kids by the time they came to.
There always was this rumor amoung the Norse neanders that the neanders of the south of France were really into neander-aromatics. Also, we always heard all frenchies were into all sorts of Cuisine. You did say you were into Neanderthalese cookery. To us Norse Nee's, cookery was just thump-chomp.
MMmmmmmmm.....what I wouldn't give for a good Woollyburger right now.
The reason I bring this up is by your praise of alll things Neanderthal, is it possible you may have some neander in you. I'll bet you family came from the south of France, or at least Pittsburgh.
Anyway, my neanderheart is all twitterpated and I am mentally at a loss, though that is pretty much normal.
As to Paw, even he doesn't know where or who he is. But I think Pam has run off with him, if you catch my subtle drift.
Stillhere is visiting a cyberboyfriend, Balance is still androgynously anarching around.
About using up the 100 alloted posts we can just start another thread and call it;
THE 3 or
THE2 Thread 2
You know, like R2D2 or C3PO
I personally As DaPropheta believe (Hint Extwi) THE should have it's own forum with a copy of THE, plus all the THE 2 ~100 limit~ threads wouldn't get lost in the open forum jumble. THE goal would still be to reach THE ~100 limit~ as outrageously and insanely as you can.
(Hint, hint)
But that is just little ol' THE
DaPropheta speakething.
PS Is there anyway possible we could turn your letter into a legal document if this relationship should develope?
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/12/00 2:56:58 am)
| Re: Reporting from THE Mountain...
Dear ReporterNumberTwo,
I'm a DaPropheta, not a reporter.
Being melodramatic is a requirement of being a DaPropheta, otherwise it is hard to keep the suc,....ers, the crowds undivided attention.
As to the car, if you look carefully at THE's post several earlier than yours, you will see the car appoaching the base of THE mount of Odd is obviously a 1958 Volvo 444 by the tailights. Or it may the 1962 P544 turbo Volvo racer that won the Cigarillo Open Backstreet Gran Prix in 1960.
Either that or it is a 1947 Ford Sedan.
By the way, Extwi, nice cleavage on your overhead shot, thought I would have moved the camera a little left for a better view.
Once again the lazy press is hoodwinked by the ol' bait and switch.Can't tell a Saturn from a Volvo or Ford and doesn't think violet is different from purple. Boy will the ladies rip you up on that one.
And while you were taking a break, the "Saturn" dissappeared on you!
If you don't get sharper, you'll end up as the Loma Linda dogpound reporter.
Thus crieth DaPropheta in THE wilderness!
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/12/00 3:21:08 am)
| Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
See Krysilis,
Balance was here all along.
I wouldn't worry about balances concerns. Since I live on THE Mount of ODD, I am alway on THE's setup crew. (&%$#@^&!!!, what, .... Oh, nothing, THE.)
I mixed THE koolaid myself and though the sterling silver punch bowl spoon melted as I mixed it, Silver is actually a good natural antibiotic for you. The crystal bowl, that melted too, ..... I'm not sure about it.
I tasted it and it was delicious, plus it gave extreme heartburn and lotsa cool delusionary hallucinations, so bring along some Rolaids. But what I liked best about it was how it cleaned fifty years of scum off my teeth with just a swirl or two. My teeth haven't looked this white since I was Three.
And that was just a taste, just think of the fun you'll have with a whole cupful, if it doesn't disintegrate first. (Be careful, it will stain clothes.)
I already ate the chocolate donut on the left so it wouldn't get stale.
Dabobbada
PS By the way, I think you're cute when you peep
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/12/00 9:48:50 am)
| Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
if Stillhere was here she could give me THE correct quote which I think goes something like "put no falseTHEs before you" it would be a heavy burden over our shoulder if we should have some falseTHEs.
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/12/00 10:16:39 am)
| Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
I knew a girl once who wore falseTHES.
She thought it gave her a well rounded um, personality.
Dabo
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/12/00 12:40:58 pm)
| Re: There's Nothing Left to do But Peep!
Well............
I do understand about melting calculators and corrosive koolaid. I've always suspected that my great-grandmother on my father's side was into Neanderthings....and there are no photos of her in the family album. My father said he was told that she smelled too bad for anybody to get close enough with the Canon!
Everybody's heard of Eric the Red....but my roots go back to Olaf the Blue...so I wonder ...maybe it was my great-grandmother's body in the boat that went flamingly out to sea!
Do you really think I'm cute when I peep? or are you just saying that so I don't gulp down the koolaid?
Besides Neandercuisine....I'm also into club polishing, nit picking (I'v very good at that...I leave the little ones alone- - they've gotta eat too, ya know). And it's funny you should mention Woolyburgers....I had left over Woolyberger stew for dinner last nite. You know it's always better the second time around!
But I'm an old-fashioned Neandergirl! I don't go for legal documents, as in nuptual agreements. If you should decide to "court" me...it will have to be the old fashined kind of thing...you know...drag me by the hair, gifts of small recently killed furry things, hand carved bone jewelry...that sort of thing. And since I love my own yak saddle, I'd prefer to not ride in anything purple that has wheels. A wooden yak cart might be the exception, but denifitely no enclosures....that are purple!
And if the relationship should develop to that point...I absolutely insist on our own cave!!! (But I will help you tend the fire)I'm assuming you do have your own cave on Odd Mountain...and, if it is suffieciently smelly and crowded with remains, I'd be pleased to dwell there with you....maybe...if, of course, things develop to that point!
Well - I do feel a little better now. I do hope that your letter was sent from a true heart....and not just another scam to stop a severe case of the peepies!
BTW: you don't really think Paw and pamsandiego went off together into the sunset, do you? or do you!
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ReporterNumberOne
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 3:55:28 pm)
| THE Road Trip
We are just receiving reports from the mountaintop that the purple car is continuing on its journey and the occupants are now singing.
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Rob Howe
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 4:28:36 pm)
| Re: THE Road Trip
. . . hmmmm velly intellesting
Edited by Rob Howe at: 8/12/00 4:28:36 pm
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extwi 
WayDale Administrator
(8/12/00 4:28:49 pm)
 | 100 post limit
Stop at 100 posts??? HAHAHAHAHa!!!
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Ex-Twi
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ppolizotto
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 4:42:12 pm)
 | Re: 100 post limit
Time to remove this thing...it's slowing down all of EZBOARD...![](ALT=":evil")
Phil P.
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 4:51:22 pm)
| Re: 100 post limit
Ezboard was just referring to the size of the countdowns that I do.
Remember, if you are always reaching up for the stars, you may be very short.
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ArkieRon
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 5:10:43 pm)
| Official THE 2 photo section
Odell Fiscus Foghorn, while runnin around in the Way woods with his camera lookin for some interesting stuff to shoot, happened upon a new structure. After gettin a few shots of it, he was wonderin if they want us all back and are preparin the grounds for us...
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At least it's a two seater.
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ArkieRon
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 5:18:15 pm)
| Odell Fiscus Foghorn in his brand new swimmin pool
Odell wanted y'all to see him relaxin in his new pool.
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Eat yer heart out, Rosie.
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ReporterNumberThree
WayDale Citizen
(8/28/00 10:25:28 pm)
| Up the Mountain Report
I am coming to you live from the mountaintop where the persons formerly known as the Priest and Priestess of THE appear to have finally found the windy road up to THE restaurant. The apparition in the sky seems to be guiding them now.
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The purple car pulled over just moments ago and the female occupant has stepped out and headed for the bushes.
Edited by ReporterNumberThree at: 8/28/00 10:25:28 pm
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ReporterNumberThree
WayDale Citizen
(8/12/00 6:10:33 pm)
| Reporting from THE mountain
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Edited by ReporterNumberThree at: 8/12/00 6:10:33 pm
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/12/00 10:52:57 pm)
| Re: Reporting from THE mountain
gee-whiz; I just heard on the radio there have been numerous sightings of a ufo in THE mountains.
A big pinkish shape, bright lights coming from within, hovering over THE area.
The air force is saying it is a weather balloon.
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ReporterNumberThree
WayDale Citizen
(8/13/00 12:27:57 am)
| Re: Reporting from THE mountain
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/13/00 1:26:40 am)
| Re: Reporting from THE mountain
Ummmmm, .....THE
They already left.
Whatcha doing with that thunderbolt?
YEEOOOWWCH!!! Stop it.
I'm sorry already.
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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