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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 12:44:32 am)
| Number 5
This is the person that led a few people into the manifestation of milestones. He has shown us the future and it ain't pretty. He spends his days deciding what the future holds for the land of THE. He is DaPropheta of THE. He has posted 184 times. He is the undisputable:
dabobbada
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 12:52:44 am)
| Number 4
A listener wrote in and said, "I would like to dedicate a song to the person that holds this position. This is all I ask"
Well listener, I would love to play your dedication, but you have to give me the name of the song, my friend.
This dedicated follower of THE has defended the language, been a folder of laundry... She has helped in the rescue of Pawtucket from a life of hopeless peepness. She has guarded this thread from the bushes with alert fortitude. She was made the Priestess of THE. She has probably captured a heart in the process. She is currently meeting with THE coming in at 271 posts... the finder of the spishy ones:
pamsandiego
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 12:54:37 am)
| Number 3
Folks this is the 2nd position this Northwesterner has taken. She is the Devoted Follower of THE at 273 posts.
stillhere1
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 12:56:59 am)
| Number 2
This poster at 326 posts is considered Mighty for THE. His screenname many wished was referring to a dress but it wasn't. He has dedicated far too much time in this thread.
Lifted Up
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 12:58:59 am)
| Number 1
Well you have been a marvelous audience and number 1 is the poster of a whopping 442 posts.
Join us for the 5000 countdown coming soon to a thread near you.
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/15/00 1:42:06 am)
| Re: Number 1
CASEY!1CASEY!!WAIT!!!--#$^&*(&)(*(*_)*%
Who is THE number one poster? sheesh, I sat through this whole program!!!
you cant just sign off now!!!!
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ReporterNumberOne
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 1:57:20 am)
| Re: Number 1
Well... who is it?
Casey! Get your a$$ back here...
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/15/00 1:58:23 am)
| Re: Number 1
somebody must have spilt white out on his que cards again...
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(8/15/00 3:23:31 am)
 | Re: Reporting from THE Mountain
Yes Krysilis,
Something is very splishy. For the last few days the summit of THE mountain of Odd has been obscured by great swirling boiling ominous dark masses of clouds with lightning and rumblings. It has made it very difficult for me to get anything done or get a good sleep.
THE told me that he had seen these clouds as special effects in an Indiana Jones movie, and always wanted to do it. Fine I said, but please turn it off at night so I can get some sleep.
There are some very intriguing things in this press release from the Greasespot Cafe.
So, Pawtucket was dead after all, being zapped by THE. Having socked him, THE felt better and revived Pawtucket. Ha! I was right, chalk up another for DaPropheta. THE always did delight in hot fudge sundaes with extra cherries on them.
So, the former high priestess is brought down to being a note taker, what's with that? Who has heard a word from her recently, let alone her usual chatty self. Has she been brainwashed, or is she just being wise, and not saying too much until she's bagged the dude. ( Yeah, I've seen the picture)
Boy will that change once she's got him.
What is THE doing getting involved in the corporate workings of the cult? Since when has Odd had anything to do with that. However Pawtucket should quit complaining, that least no one is calling him Ermal.
And what is this with Pam going to the bushes all the time? What message is being sent? Hmmmmmmmmmmm......? Though I must admit the shrubbery on the mountain has perked up and is much greener.
I am glad that THE is not sending a Son of THE, I hate sequels, unless they are really good, like Back to the Future, and all but the last Lethal Weapon.
So let's look at the picture.
THE allowed himself to be included in it, so it is obviously to be taken lightly. I notice it says The Phoenix Shop, I suppose Paw would like to imply that he will rise from the ashes.
Hummmph, I say.
Look at all the beautiful shrubbery and trees in the background. Three days before this picture, it all looked like Fort Stinking Desert. Thank you Pam.
( Pam, he's no good for you, I know he's really good-looking, witty, charming, intelligent, and makes you laugh. I know he's good with computers, probably has a nice paying job with stability and a future. A house in the valley with pink flamingos on the lawn, and a nice flashy car.
I'm sure you think you have other things in common with the arts, the environment, mountain biking, and hot passionate love making.
However these aren't everything, he is,..... he is,........... he's................... too tall for you. That's it, to tall! I am shorter, but I do make up for it by being wider. Whimper-whimper)
Dabobbada, DaPropheta of THE
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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ready writer
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 5:06:00 pm)
| Re: Why I secretly love THE2
After resisting THE for THEse four moons, I lurked
THE scriptures of THE THEse past two nights
and now humbly offer THEse observations.
THE 13 APOSTLES
Pam is THE least of THE apostles. She first persecuted
THE thread. She then struggled with her self-serving
prize-seeking to finally find THE's calling to make
fun of the foibles of TWI2.
Paw is the Bill Gates of THE, he first commercialized
THE with THE t-shirts and never stopped
promoting THE thread.
Waygone was THE pioneer who spiritualized THE and
acknowledged it in capitals all THE time.
Endswithe in humility did not claim relationship with
THE, but took up Waygone's example
till many others followed.
While Bob gave THE a word and a will
of a supreme being,
it was Danny Mahar who first spoke for THE
until June 22, 2000
when THE first spoke for THEself.
Paraclete waxed eloquent in remembering
THE earliest writings,
while Sudo cited 392 jokes better forgotten
(THE is a blonde, by the way:
look at THE's golden-haired children).
MissAL showed that it's still THE young people
who can really roll THE numbers up
(yes, Paw, that is calling you a pesky teen).
Krysilis may get her man around THE house yet!
Lifted Up nearly filled 8 standard pages all alone
(like THE is an S&H green stamps book).
Caseykasem is like THE little man in robes
carrying THE sign,
"THE end is near…."
Ready Writer ![](ALT="8o")
Edited by ready writer at: 8/15/00 5:06:00 pm
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/15/00 9:59:32 am)
| Re: THE Two
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/15/00 10:03:19 am)
| Re: THE Two
Did you miss me? For anyone who may be interested I had a GREAT time! Buffyboy
was a complete and perfect gentleman (and a total sweetie!) So now I am safe &
sound back at THE. THE mountain meetings may proceed now!
P.S. Thank you for keeping THE safe for me. I cant believe that I am 13th and 3rd
in the countdown. So Casey...WHO'S NUMBER ONE???!!!
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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(8/15/00 10:24:27 am)
 | I'm back!
Oh stillhere1 - - am I ever glad to see you!!
I'm so glad you had such a good time with a fellow who really is a gentleman!!! They (gentlemen) can sometimes be hard to find around here on THE - - but not always.
We're in trouble here...and something is spishy. Pamsandiego seems to have run away with Pawtucket to Odd Mountain and there's noisy clouds up there keeping my dear Propheta awake and the bushes are greening up!
Something is spishy...very very spishy...and I'm glad you're here to help us out. I don't thing bleach is gonna do it this time!!!
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/15/00 10:32:52 am)
| THE Latest Mountain Report
Why Propheta Dabobada....if I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to woo pamsandiego for yourself with that "he's too tall for you........I'm shorter but make up for it by being wider..." comment!
And like you, I do not understand THEse delays from that mountain!!! It seems as though THE is being undecided??? First THE kills Paw and THEm revives him???
You don't suppose that the great and awesome THE has given up on us do you??? We haven't heard much from him directly but only through these reporter dudes!! I must admit, I'm a little worried.
(I think pink flamingos are tacky too!!!!)
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MOG21stCentury
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 11:59:12 am)
 | THE word
Psalm 4083
Thou art THE and thou hast turned all mine articles into THE
In the morning, when my strength faileth from thy lengthy downloads, I will not seek the article "A" for thou hast been with me from my youth, who can know thy beginnings?
"What THE?" your people cry, yet you have not forsaken them.
From thine archive you call. Yea, from thy deep well of uncertainty. Who hath understood your beginning, your end is without knowing.
The handmaiden of thine coast in the west seeketh after laughter. All thy posters follow and maketh your thread to cease up at dawn
Though mine counters will post thy servant’s candles my light for you is without number. You hide me in thine obscurity and keep my spirit safe from the anti.
Though mine eyes read thy thread, thy words are without meaning. Rejoice all His posters and continue to dilly dally in THE presence all the day long.
Edited by MOG21stCentury at: 8/15/00 11:59:12 am
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/15/00 12:04:41 pm)
| THE
I am not back yet, I am merely posting from a hidden location while on a secret mission in TX to help uncover a possible conspiracy in the matter of the demise of THE.
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caseykasem
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 1:36:32 pm)
| Number 1
Well you have been a marvelous audience and number 1 is the poster of a whopping 442 posts.
He has been caught for THE; he has been killed for THE; He's not too tall but just the right height.
Number 1 is
Pawtucket
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Rafael Olmeda
High Priest of THE
(8/15/00 3:01:59 pm)
| Priest...
What's all this about a new priest? someone trying to replace me?
Blame me. I'm with the media.
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balance
THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/15/00 3:07:09 pm)
| Re: Number 1
good going Pawtucket---glad you're not too tall!!!
now where are you? and where in the world is pamsandiego?
any idea liftedup?
welcome back stillhere!!!!!
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ready writer
WayDale Citizen
(8/15/00 3:28:04 pm)
| Re: Number 1
All total'd
Paw sure stands tall.
He was caught and killed and coughed up for THE.
At that number of posts it is plain to see
that Paw less-than-tithed of all
THE bestowed.
We shoulda knowed.
"Ready Writer, get a life..."
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