wyteduv58 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?............................... When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the smae old story?............Why are cars named for the eagle, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, the rabbit, etc., but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around in a car? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the Chrysler Beagle? If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human being hears him, is he still a bad dog?If we come back as humans is that good or bad. More meatball, less spaghetti, please..........When we get to heave do we have to shake hands to get in?.........Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street...........Are there mailmen in heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?.........We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields and frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?..........May I have my testicles back?...........DEAR GOD, These are just some of the things I must remember ( in order to keep my present living arrangements).............The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff...........I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm laying under the coffe table...........I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed...........I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house...........I will not eat the cats food brfore they eat it or after they throw it up...........I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces if clean carpet in the house when I am about t get sick.........I will not throw up in the car..........I will not roll on dead seagull, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell........I will not munch on "leftover" in the kitty box, although they ae tasty they are not food...........I will not eat any more kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.............I will not chew my humans toothbrushes and not tell them.........I wil not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I'm hemorrahaging..........When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when its raining........We do not have a doorbell......I will not bark each time I hear one on the T.V.........I will not steal my moms underwear and dance all over the back yard with them........The sofa is not a face towel: neither are laps.....My head does not belng in the refidgerator......I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for moms drivrs license and registration......I will not play tug-of-war with dads underwear when he's on the toilet.....I will not roll in the dirt right after a bath.........Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not and acceptable way of saying hello........I will not sit in the middle of the living roomand lick my crotch when company is over......The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing..........Hope You Guys Like This I Thought It Was Cute......Love Dovey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellon Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 .. [This message was edited by Shellon on May 30, 2003 at 3:04.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psalm 71 one Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Dovey-- is this what i have to look forward to with my new pup? LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyteduv58 Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Psalmy, YEPPERS!!!!!!! LOVE DOVEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Peg Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 What a hoot! I tried to read it to my dog, but she just got up off the couch to go in the bathroom wastebasket to find some Kleenex. :D--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyteduv58 Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 lol, square peg, My cat makes my dog make that funny noise that isn't good. The cat rules in our house. Wonder what a cats letter to God would be. Anyone know? Dovey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dovey-- is this what i have to look forward to with my new pup? LOL!!!
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Psalmy, YEPPERS!!!!!!! LOVE DOVEY
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What a hoot!
I tried to read it to my dog, but she just got up off the couch to go in the bathroom wastebasket to find some Kleenex.
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lol, square peg, My cat makes my dog make that funny noise that isn't good. The cat rules in our house. Wonder what a cats letter to God would be. Anyone know? Dovey
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