Actually one of the things that attracted me to the Way was the sense of humor of the people. I always thought they had a great sense of humor. Some of them anyway. I think it's evident here at GS too.
Here's one I use to tell in my twig', It's more of a Catholic Joke.(No Offence)
Jesus was walking through the county side with his disciples, when They heard a great comotion in the village they were comming into. The townsfolk were getting ready to sone a woman caught in adultry. Jesus interceded and question their reasons. They did not respond but continued the stoning with more fervor. Jesus then said "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone". At that moment an old lady came walking through the crowd, picked up a big rock and dropped it on the adulterous woman, SPLAT!!!!
Jesus turns to the Old Women and Says " Mom you really .... me off sometimes.
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JustThinking
Q. Who was the shortest man in the Bible?
A. It was Nehi. Now it's Bildad the Shuhite!
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JustThinking
A really bad one:
Q. Who was the first carpenter in the Bible?
A. Eve. She made Adam's banana stand.
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simonzelotes
Please turn to I Peter...Which belonged to Adam (or maybe it was Eve)...
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BackForty
Who was the happiest man in the bible?
The guy in Acts. He was laid daily at the temple gate.
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sadie
Sounds more like TWI's sexual thoughts being relayed to TWI believers through God's word.
I do not find biblical jokes very amusing. Please do not take my opinion personally, but I just feel that TWI's heart is in the wrong place.
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Watered Garden
Way humor? Isn't that an oxymoron?
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RottieGrrrl
Actually one of the things that attracted me to the Way was the sense of humor of the people. I always thought they had a great sense of humor. Some of them anyway. I think it's evident here at GS too.
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Pirate1974
"Way humor" is a lot like "military intelligence."
Example:
What was the first car mentioned in the Bible?
When God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.
Heard this one more than once.
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simpleton
How many apostles can you fit into a car?
All of them. In Acts it says "they were all in one Accord."
If I never heard this one again it would be okay.
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Tom Strange
here's one I learned in derVay and I tell it to most "christians" I meet...
"What did Jesus say at the last supper?"
"Everyone on this side, we're getting our picture taken!"
... I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between...
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Pirate1974
We had one leader who told this chesnut over and over and over again:
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was sitting on the deck.
Aaargh!!
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Steve!
How did they chop down trees in Biblical times?
With the Axe of the Apostles!
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RottieGrrrl
Let me rectify my above statement by saying it wasn't any of these jokes I heard when I said I was attracted to the humor of the people in the Way.
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excathedra
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha rottie !!!!
i heard this one (nonbiblical sowwy) and thought of you....
a man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says "my dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him ?"
the vet says "let's take a look at him." so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes and checks his teeth
then he says "i'm going to have to put him down"
"what ?!!!! because he's cross-eyed ?"
"no, because he's really heavy"
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Hopefull
Last joke I remember from Craig-
ROA 1995
Q. what's green and skates?
A. Peggy phlegm
"If The Way hates it, it has to be Good."
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bowtwi
That reminds me of one I heard him tell -
Two lawyers standing on a streetcorner eyeing up a beautiful woman. The first lawyer says, "I'd sure like to screw her..."
The second lawyer says, "Out of what?"
B - Better
O - Off
W - Without
t - the
w - way
i - international
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Hope R.
Did you know that God has to be left-handed?
Why? Because Jesus Christ is sitting on his right hand!!
Hope R. color>size>face>
What a long, strange trip it's been!size>face>color>
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MountainTopCO
Did you know there were computers in the garden of Eden? Yes, Eve had an Apple and Adam had a Wang.
Wang is a computer brand from the 1980s. The joke was going around in the early 80s.
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IMAFREEMAN
Here's one I use to tell in my twig', It's more of a Catholic Joke.(No Offence)
Jesus was walking through the county side with his disciples, when They heard a great comotion in the village they were comming into. The townsfolk were getting ready to sone a woman caught in adultry. Jesus interceded and question their reasons. They did not respond but continued the stoning with more fervor. Jesus then said "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone". At that moment an old lady came walking through the crowd, picked up a big rock and dropped it on the adulterous woman, SPLAT!!!!
Jesus turns to the Old Women and Says " Mom you really .... me off sometimes.
IMA
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excathedra
IMA that was really funny !!!
and mountaintop i got it immediately
old word processor here
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RottieGrrrl
Okay well the jokes are getting a bit better.
That was a cute rottie joke exie, lol.
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Here is a joke that I swear 2 dozen people sent me when I got Nico.
A burglar crept into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Well, what kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?
The bird answered, "The same idiot who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.
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excathedra
i heard that one ! i really liked, but i only heard it once
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RottieGrrrl
Oh everybody has heard it I think. I still get people that send it to me to this day and I have to pretend I never heard it.
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excathedra
you're so kind. such a good little wayfer or offshooter
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