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#1 mstar1

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 07:39 PM

I couldnt believe that I just read this headline.
I didnt know what to do with it--so it lands here-

Chihuahua With Earrings Stolen At Gay Bar
Police Seek Man With Britney Spears Tattoo

someone had some fun writing that one

If you see any other out there that are odd or tickle you feel free to add your own

This post has been edited by mstar1: 21 August 2009 - 07:44 PM

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#2 Raf

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:31 PM

That came from our paper.

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#3 bulwinkl

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Posted 17 January 2010 - 11:54 AM

I got a kick out of this one. It seems to be about a certain hoodlum dolphin
Moko Madness: Teenage Dolphin Steals Surf Boards and Leaves Swimmers Stranded

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#4 mstar1

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Posted 22 January 2010 - 05:25 AM

Wheelchair Gunman Surrenders To Police Robot

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
--Rogers Hornsby

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 08:33 PM

Floor Collapses at Weight Watchers Meeting

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
--Rogers Hornsby

#6 bulwinkl

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:02 PM

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ALBERT EINSTEIN

#7 bulwinkl

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Posted 30 January 2010 - 09:07 PM

And then there is this one
Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ALBERT EINSTEIN

#8 bulwinkl

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:40 AM

Psst, Looking For Some Really Good Sh-t? Arizona Police Find Almost 800 Pounds of Pot in Septic Tank

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This post has been edited by bulwinkl: 31 January 2010 - 10:41 AM

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#9 mstar1

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:14 AM

Crack investimagative journamalism from the folks at Politico who unveiled a secret White House Plot that Barack Obama is going to run for President of the United States in 2012!

Just how did the other newspapers miss this?

This post has been edited by mstar1: 25 February 2010 - 09:18 AM

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#10 Broken Arrow

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 09:18 AM

mstar1, on 25 February 2010 - 09:14 AM, said:

Crack investimagative journamalism from the folks at Politico who unveiled another secret White House Plot that Barack Obama is going to run again in 2012!

Just how did the other newspapers miss this?

They must have a mole!