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From CFF:

HUMOR OF THE DAY:

Christmas Riddles

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?

A. Rude-olph!

Q. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

A. The Christmas alphabet has NOEL!

Q. What do call Santa when he stops moving?

A. Santa Pause!

Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?

A. In a snow bank.

Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?

A. They are always dropping their needles.

Q. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

A. Nothing, it was on the house!

Q. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

A. Santa's burps!

Q. Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?

A. North Polish.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A. A cookie sheet!

Q. Why was Santa's helper depressed?

A. He had low ELF-esteem.

Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

A. Comet.

Q. What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

A. Crisp Kringle.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

Q. How do you know is Santa so good at karate?

A. Because he has a black belt!

Q. What kind of bug hates Christmas?

A. A humbug.

Q. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?

A. Turkey and Greece.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?

A. Santa-Claws!

Q. What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations?

A. Tinsilitis!

Q. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?

A. "Looks like rain, dear."

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?

A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

Q. How do you know when Santa's in the room?

A. You can sense his presents.

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