Lonnnnng joke

[GeorgeStGeorge]

How do you catch a pink elephant?

First, you bake a cake and put three raisins on top.

Then, you head through the deep, dark, jungle, and into the land of the purple elephants.(ANYONE can catch a PURPLE elephant.)

Then you continue on to the land of the pink elephants.

You set the cake down, and hide behind a tree.

A pink elephant arrives, and eats the three raisins from the top of the cake, and throws the cake away.

You then leave the land of the pink elephants, and go through the land of the purple elephants (anyone can catch a purple elephant), through the deep, dark jungle, and back home.

Next, you bake a cake and put TWO raisins on top.

Then, you head through the deep, dark, jungle, and into the land of the purple elephants.(Anyone can catch a purple elephant.)

Then you continue on to the land of the pink elephants.

You set the cake down, and hide behind a tree.

A pink elephant arrives, and eats the two raisins from the top of the cake, and throws the cake away.

You then leave the land of the pink elephants, and go through the land of the purple elephants (anyone can catch a purple elephant), through the deep, dark jungle, and back home.

Next, you bake a cake and put one raisin on top.

Then, you head through the deep, dark, jungle, and into the land of the purple elephants.(Anyone can catch a purple elephant.)

Then you continue on to the land of the pink elephants.

You set the cake down, and hide behind a tree.

A pink elephant arrives, and eats the raisin from the top of the cake, and throws the cake away.

You then leave the land of the pink elephants, and go through the land of the purple elephants (anyone can catch a purple elephant), through the deep, dark jungle, and back home.

Next, you bake a cake, but put NO raisins on top.

Then, you head through the deep, dark, jungle, and into the land of the purple elephants.(Anyone can catch a purple elephant.)

Then you continue on to the land of the pink elephants.

You set the cake down, and hide behind a tree.

A pink elephant arrives, and, seeing no raisins on the cake, turns purple with rage. Anyone can catch a purple elephant.

:) George