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Talking Dog

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Sudo    25

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back

yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting

there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty

young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA

about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to

country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no

one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their

most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around

really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and

I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport

to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near

suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some

incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.

Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he

wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says

he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on

earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "Because he's such a #$@*%#&* liar."

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