Simon, of course we did. And it is proper to call Udders tits during our show and tell of our abilities.
I will never forget when all of the then 9th Corps returning from our interim year, a Gunnison, you said," Well I don't want to sound redundant, but I was blessed on my time on staff". Simon you were well educated but a jerk. I likee! DID NOT MY HEART GO OUT UNTO YOU
Thanks for the tit, err, tip, about Uncle Harry, sexie. I remember the days he was young & firm...
Simonion, I second John's request that you be about your travel to Florida. In the mouth of 2 or 3 witnesses shall every word be established... You & your brother can shack up in the same unit you had so maany maany years ago. This time, please leave the soiled bed sheets when you move on... and pick up the beer cans.
after all that speaking in tongues like a house a fire, why did tommy (pick his teeth) jenkinson need that saturday night nap ? arlene and those little red heads i guess
That's a good question - why DID he nap?? Gee, I don't remember getting too many naps... To me, it fringes on IDULTRY. Did he ever go to TEENIE, NM, for LEAD?? Did he ever get more than a level Lay-Dul full of barley at sup-per?? Did he ever FEESH in the river?? Was his life REP-RE-SENT-TA-TIVE of the rest of the corps??
Had a disco moment driving the kids from choir this afternoon. It was 1975 again. "That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh). Is it possible to do the bump while driving a van through small town rush hour?
I have a friend whose little baby girl has stopped eating. Has to be fed with a syringe. Please pray for this beautiful little girl, and for her mom, who is waaay past exhausted. Doctors are keeping close watch.
Be thankful when your children are well and healthy enough to drive you nuts.
Figured I'd better post something here before our beloved thread ended up on page two,or down in the achives somewhere...
As long as we're discussing our chores,I was boogie-ing down emptying my closet so's I could paint it and came across my graduating way corpse picture,sporting a blue polyester suit and a pair of black,patent-leather loafers,shaking the doc's hand with Dr. Dean Don in the background and Craig at the lecturn,most likely reading Joe LaValley's name since he followed me alphabetically...I also found two certificates:a certificate of graduation of the way corpse four year training program and an Associate's of Theology Degree,...both with the heading of the "Indiana Campus"....What's up with that?...Must have been a legal thing since I was only at Indiana for a couple of weeks...
They're probably not worth much,but I do have some fun telling people I have an associate's degree in theology,especially if I'm trying to win their trust in case I need it later...So,how's the rest of the riffraff doing around here?
HEY! ...where have I been??? ...oh yeah, Santa Fe for the last month...
this weekend these folks are at the hotel... the place stinks of sage and incense... lots of spiritual enlightenment happening here! ...come get some!
The folks on the right going by Kaa and Raa are from Atlantis!!! I never met anyone from Atlantis before... of course we at the hotel know him as "Gerald" since that's the name he used to sign the contract...
What a lively bunch... should I join? hmmm... wonder what kind of refreshments they have...
And not to tattle on your 9th Corps brothers and sisters or anything, but while you were away, they let the 9th Corps thread slip as far down as 4th place (yes, you heard me, 4th PLACE!) in the Corps threads. After the Sickth, 8th, and 17th Corps.
Yea...anbd dont blame the rest of us....you all went over 5 days without a post!!!!!
Welcome home, Tommy Strange. I've missed you.
And not to tattle on your 9th Corps brothers and sisters or anything, but while you were away, they let the 9th Corps thread slip as far down as 4th place (yes, you heard me, 4th PLACE!) in the Corps threads. After the Sickth, 8th, and 17th Corps.
thank you Linzee... maybe my feelowlaborers have been busy with the work of the Lord? Perhaps they were taken away in the spurt to commune with der fodder...
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Didn't we used to sing "So Long From B'Hai Country" when we were in Gunnison?...
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Simon, of course we did. And it is proper to call Udders tits during our show and tell of our abilities.
I will never forget when all of the then 9th Corps returning from our interim year, a Gunnison, you said," Well I don't want to sound redundant, but I was blessed on my time on staff". Simon you were well educated but a jerk. I likee! DID NOT MY HEART GO OUT UNTO YOU
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Thanks for the tit, err, tip, about Uncle Harry, sexie. I remember the days he was young & firm...
Simonion, I second John's request that you be about your travel to Florida. In the mouth of 2 or 3 witnesses shall every word be established... You & your brother can shack up in the same unit you had so maany maany years ago. This time, please leave the soiled bed sheets when you move on... and pick up the beer cans.
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Well,Tuttle and John,...we just may do that when we head out on our Take-a-Stand-Get-a-Tan-Have-no-Plan-Stay-out-of-Iran-Caravan....
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Shipper,you're one of the select few who can call me a jerk,...and I take it as a compliment(Bill Mays).....
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after all that speaking in tongues like a house a fire, why did tommy (pick his teeth) jenkinson need that saturday night nap ? arlene and those little red heads i guess
not saturday "night" nap
i got confused with saturday night live
excuse me
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That's a good question - why DID he nap?? Gee, I don't remember getting too many naps... To me, it fringes on IDULTRY. Did he ever go to TEENIE, NM, for LEAD?? Did he ever get more than a level Lay-Dul full of barley at sup-per?? Did he ever FEESH in the river?? Was his life REP-RE-SENT-TA-TIVE of the rest of the corps??
A got a problen with this...
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I do remember TJ had his dungarees cleaned and pressed,with a neat little crease down the middle....He looked quite the cowboy...
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Had a disco moment driving the kids from choir this afternoon. It was 1975 again. "That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it (uh-huh, uh-huh). Is it possible to do the bump while driving a van through small town rush hour?
Only the shadow knows.
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What a word!
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i don't likee
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Folding the laundry and boogie-ing down.
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I have a friend whose little baby girl has stopped eating. Has to be fed with a syringe. Please pray for this beautiful little girl, and for her mom, who is waaay past exhausted. Doctors are keeping close watch.
Be thankful when your children are well and healthy enough to drive you nuts.
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awwww nikie okay
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Figured I'd better post something here before our beloved thread ended up on page two,or down in the achives somewhere...
As long as we're discussing our chores,I was boogie-ing down emptying my closet so's I could paint it and came across my graduating way corpse picture,sporting a blue polyester suit and a pair of black,patent-leather loafers,shaking the doc's hand with Dr. Dean Don in the background and Craig at the lecturn,most likely reading Joe LaValley's name since he followed me alphabetically...I also found two certificates:a certificate of graduation of the way corpse four year training program and an Associate's of Theology Degree,...both with the heading of the "Indiana Campus"....What's up with that?...Must have been a legal thing since I was only at Indiana for a couple of weeks...
They're probably not worth much,but I do have some fun telling people I have an associate's degree in theology,especially if I'm trying to win their trust in case I need it later...So,how's the rest of the riffraff doing around here?
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Yo, Simon. Still boogie-ing, but without as much pep in mah step at the moment, since there are about 140 essays waiting for me to grade them . . .
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I'll pull a Scarlet O'Hara, and think about that tomorrow . . .
Did the family stuff, running-the-kids-all-around, shopping, cleaning, laundry thing today. Ran myself to a frazzle.
Then, tonight, one of the kids just melted my heart.
If, as Jim Croce sang, I could save time in a bottle, I'd want to keep the past hour or so.
'night, all.
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A record??? over 5 days...122 hours....without any posts on this thread.
Maybe you all are getting more humble.
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Oh, don't count on that.
It's just so hard to be humble when you're us.
Wait . . . just a minute . . .
I thought so. Yup, I feel a song comin' on.
Ahem.
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, through the Goalposts of Life,
End over End, neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights,
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
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When Randy Anderson used to sing this in Wierwille hall he would pull his shirt up and show his big belly. I remember this song.
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HEY! ...where have I been??? ...oh yeah, Santa Fe for the last month...
this weekend these folks are at the hotel... the place stinks of sage and incense... lots of spiritual enlightenment happening here! ...come get some!
The folks on the right going by Kaa and Raa are from Atlantis!!! I never met anyone from Atlantis before... of course we at the hotel know him as "Gerald" since that's the name he used to sign the contract...
What a lively bunch... should I join? hmmm... wonder what kind of refreshments they have...
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Welcome home, Tommy Strange. I've missed you.
And not to tattle on your 9th Corps brothers and sisters or anything, but while you were away, they let the 9th Corps thread slip as far down as 4th place (yes, you heard me, 4th PLACE!) in the Corps threads. After the Sickth, 8th, and 17th Corps.
You got back in the nick of time.
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Yea...anbd dont blame the rest of us....you all went over 5 days without a post!!!!!
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thank you Linzee... maybe my feelowlaborers have been busy with the work of the Lord? Perhaps they were taken away in the spurt to commune with der fodder...
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Fodder? Oh, my . . . :) that reminds me of another song . . .
Don't have any L.E.A.D. flashbacks, or anything.
Camp Granada
Hello muddah, hello faddah
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
How I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house like other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
Playing baseball, gee that's better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.
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You guys were a heckuva a lot funnier in your first 4,968 posts.
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