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10. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to try to get help.

9. If you find yourself in a town that is deserted, it's probably for a very good reason. Take the hint and get out of there.

8. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

7. If you hear a strange noise at night, don't go looking for the cause of it. Leave the house immediately.

6. Never read a book of demon summoning out loud, even as a joke.

5. As a general rule, do not solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

4. Do not take anything from the dead.

3. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

2. Stay away from certain geographical areas such as Amityville, Elm Street, Camp Crystal Lake, Transylvania or any small town in Maine.

1. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, nail guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, circular saws or anything made from deceased companions.

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....don't do drugs or drink.....

..don't split up.....

..don't say "I'll be right back, because you won't....

...don't run up the stairs when you should run out the

door....

..don't say "Who's out there?".....

...the killer must be killed three times....

...when he calls you, he is usually inside the house...

...beware the moon, stick to the road...

...don't stand with your back to an open window....

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