MillionsNowSmoking

sounded like an invite i'm in hell, i'm sure of it to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

speakin of apes....i got a $50 dollar challenge for the 9th thread....!!!??? ah, make it a $100 ...nosheet...i don't lie....sometimes i wish i did beautiful people.... Exc, you with me.....you get a grand+ if you get it and post it here....."finder" ;)--> to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

i'm witcha ;)--> ;)--> i was in love with a ninth corps girl....L_sa Ioz_o....miss her...any of yuuz know how to contact her, and oddly, i fell in love with another 9th Corps gal after L_sa ... --> 9th rocks! always has! seamanzebloatus, i've always respected the 'exclusivity' of this thread....uh, 'til now :P--> to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

"nearly broke my back, uh.. hand i patted my back so hard" "I came here to get out of what I was in, but you just put me in deeper" "I don't usually pray on my knees....." to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

good thread! to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" I think we all (non blondes) secretly envy blondes to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

thanks, some good insight in those jokes, i thought i got them from a good friend and thought they would be enjoyed here to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

and she's oh so smart and oh so intuitive it would scare you!!! it does me!!! My Blonde Joke: A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. "While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five." A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer." After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us." A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!" The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook." A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?" "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago." "Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?" "Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago." Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?" to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

I hate to see you go, girl, i think, could be good I have suffered from forum addiction in the past and started to do it again when I got here I'll never forget your kindness in leading me to "the missionary position", you said you "didn't want me to feel like people were talking behind my back" I quit posting here as much because my posts now have to be approved before appearing ....just doesn't seem worth it when I can't read it or edit (edits require approval as well) ....I hope you get to see this Sexy ExC, as there is no way to tell how long it will be in "que" waiting for approval. bellybutton tyranny there are alot of cool people here and I suppose email is an option to stay in touch, but it doesn't have the same feel i do wish you the best in your endeavors, whatever they are, and I may email you to see how you're doing typically I don't send unsolicited/uninvited mail hmmm, ExCathedra....the Queen is off the throne being a king or queen isn't what its cracked up to be anyway .....too many phonies worried about offending the queen and getting their head cut off ...and not enough jesters to make you laugh...if I were the King, the court would be full of Jesters ...."laughter doeth good.." you have had more impact here than you are probably aware of, you are/were a very honest/healthy poster here p.s. your screenname had direct influence on my choosing something from the class ...but i went toward funny/stupid see you here, there or in the air too much "business" this week ....and I'm "wonderin'" from all I could tell, you "seemed sweet" Godspeed to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

true dat! to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

anything that licks it entire body, then proceeds to hack up hairballs is pretty digusting to me gag hope you find the right food for your ***** i just can't relate thank God some do to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.." [This message was edited by MillionsNowSmoking on September 09, 2002 at 4:55.]

alot of good advice here CoolWaters...you too smart yeah, specifics on what you "need/want" are critical, too killin me with the "i want kids with red hair" thing...LOL try match.com ...not to find a man...but it helps with narrowing down specifics i am allergic to cats...i seem to fall in love with any girl on match.com that checks off "hate cats" lol....no but really...it helped me see all the categories that I hadn't considered i lived twenty years allergic to cats and dust, with a women who wanted cats and didn't dust....i would've dusted if I weren't out working all day!? but it's the little things that can wear you down good luck on your search, corrydj do you have cats? lol to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."

the one ant says to the other ant "the key is...you've got to be on the ball" yuk....yuk yuk! HI wasway to quote Perry Ferrell: "...and I'm going 'bout my business...and I'm wonderin' what I'm missin'.."