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I know mothers can relates to this. Sorry if this already posted here somewhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W95Y8hNQiH8 Can't figure out how to embed Joel

Did you notice who the musicians were? That was on the Laurence Welk show. You can say what you want about his music - but if you look at his reruns, he had quite a wide variety on his show, besides his lady singers were cute

Let me back track - the electronic ones probably will save energy, but think about mr handyman - when he goes to home depot - chances are he comes out with the cheapest model, funny thing is - a quick look at the web shows that they all pretty much make the energy savings claim, guess everyone wants to be on the band wagon.

"I prefer dimmer switches to reduce wattage used and thus energy savings. that allows me to control the light I need for the mood, circumstance and situation. I rarely turn them all the way up. " HAP - trust me dude - dimmer switches do not save on energy, turning off the &^%$&*^% light saves energy. They reduce the amount of energy to the bulb - yes - but the dimmer USES energy "restricting flow" to the bulb. Put your hand on the wall - feel the warmth by the dimmer - heat = energy. I'm liking what I see comming out in LED's these days - now those are really efficient - and they come in green if you want to be a true "greeny":) Just got to wait till the price comes down - in the mean time you & I ought to try to get a contract to change all those bulbs on the old gas & electric building downtown to LED's - then we can retire in style :)

Not for the faint of heart. This might be disturbing to some. Mind Control Made Easy

dang Hap - we are getting old aren't we? "HAP" py b-day

Timothy The Buoys (Rupert Holmes) Trapped in a mine that had caved in And everyone knows the only ones left Were Joe and me and Tim When they broke through to pull us free The only ones left to tell the tale Were Joe and me Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go? Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know? Hungry as hell no food to eat And Joe said that he would sell his soul For just a piece of meat Water enough to drink for two And Joe said to me, "I'll have a swig And then there's some for you." Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do? I must have blacked out just around then 'Cause the very next thing that I could see Was the light of the day again My stomach was full as it could be And nobody ever got around To finding Timothy Timothy...

Happy B-Day Kit I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

How about Sing Sing Sing (the carnegie hall version of course) played by Benny Goodman Stars & Stripes Forever And the ONE tune every here can humm along to after the first couple of notes because you ALL know it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

aww, Thanks Kit. Gary Giles? Now there's a name I haven't heard for a while, anyone know what he's up to? Joel I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

Has it been 2 years already? Congrats! look us up if you ever head back this way! I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

Now why does the discussion of fruitcakes take place right after Paw mentions visiting me???? It was a pleasure to feed him Pizza & spend some time with him by the way. I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes. Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: None. They always use candles instead. (UWCU) A2. Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites. (Johannessen) Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: None. Atheists don't believe in light bulbs. (Johannessen) A2: One. But they are still in darkness. (UWCU) Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness. Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today. Q:How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb? A:10. One to actually change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one. Q:How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb? A1:Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that's what ... 30? A2: (with dour expression) Change?? The Presby Philes Q:How many members of the church of Christ does it take to change a light bulb? A:5. One to change the bulb, 4 to serve refreshments. Q:How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb? A:Three, one to cast it out and two to catch it when it falls! Q:How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? A:Three. One to change it and two to storm out in protest if the person changing it is a woman! Q:How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb? A1:10. Five to determine how many can be changed by the year 2000, four to raise the necessary funds, one to go find a national to do the job! (UWCU) A2. One, and thirty natives to see the light. (Johannassen) (The above jokes, except those marked "Johannassen," were all received from the University of Warwick Christian Union) Q. How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Three, but they're really one. Q. How many Quakers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light. Q. How many Hare Krishnas does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing. Q. How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!! Q. How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1. None, they provide their own illumination. A2. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on. Q. How many agnostics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Agnostics question whether light bulbs really exist. Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, one to screw it in and one not to screw it in. (Erlend H. Johannessen) Q: How many pro-choicers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up. Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine - four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark. I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

You're on I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

I'm beginning to think Paw doesn't want to meet me I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

Let me know when you are going to be in Denver. Email me at onegod@earthlink.net Joel I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

All Pro Quarterback. The Coach had put together the perfect team for the Oakland Raiders. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 3rd-story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Raiders go on to win the Super Bowl for another time in history. The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of football, and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son." "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight." The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "..I'll never forgive you for making us move to Oakland." I could swear I just saw the light go on - are you sure no ones home??

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my python weally givths a thit." hmmm the light just came on - is anyone home?

how you been? Wife & kids doing great. Bridgette is in Greeley & Carrie is in Alamosa - one more left before the empty nest.... How are all you doing?

The Norwegians and Swedes were having one of their border disputes -- with their soldiers facing each other across the border. At one point, the Swedes, getting pretty aggressive, threw a lot of dynamite sticks over the border at the Norwegians. Well, this pretty much annoyed the Norwegians -- so they lit all the fuses and threw them back. hmm the light seems on - is anyone home??

Wacky said: ================================================= I can't even leave a little love message...nor receive one... frown I just sit...and talk to myself...over and over and over again... Does anyone have a solution??? ================================================ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm IRC

Singing Ladies of The Way: "Grand Daddy's Girl" (Daddy's Girl) Ted Ferrell: "Let's All go down to the Drugstore" (Lets all go down the River) Branded: "Picture of my Younger Self" (Picture of Myself) Branded: "God's Geritol Country"(God's High Country) High Country: "Stayin' on the Toilet Bowl" (Staying on the Bull) Joyful Noise: "It's good to be out of Intensive Care Again" (It's good to be home again)

Been in Colorado for long time - Denver area. Joel Knutson

I wouldn't mind getting a hold of your Sousa records, I love Sousa!! but ahemmm, Sousa didn't write God Bless America or the Star Spangled Banner and they aren't marches.