Interpreting A Cats Meow

[Hills Bro]

A Japanese toy maker, Takara Co said on Wednesday it would launch a device called the "Meowlingual" that can interpret a cat's meow, telling you what your pet is saying. Takara?s hoping to repeat its success with the "Bowlingual," a dog translation device. It's true!!

What we really need is a politicianlingual device. A blinding light and electrical shock goes out of it whenever a politician lies (Buy extra batteries :D--> :D-->) paralyzing him/her for their entire term of office. When they leave their office the only side effect, on the day they depart from Washington, will be a total lack of sex drive only to be stimulated by the ingestion of reconstituted Florida orange juice.

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[lil ole me]

hmmmmmmmm... yeah, and on that note... i can always tell what my cats thinking by looking at her, kinda like politicians, you can see right through that big sht eatin grin(or mouse eatin grin) and they always leave a trail of guts behind them... :D-->

[mj412]

WOW !!!!!!!!

this is so exciting I will buy one !!

My cat can not tell me what he prays for... he always prays with me and I say a prayer for him and I wonder what he is asking for.

it may be canned food or for me to turn the air up or down or a fresh piece of greens this would be great!

[Shellon]

Will this thing help us with our he/she/transvestite hamster LooLoo Louie?

[Zshot]

Meow, meow.

meeeeooooow.

MMMMEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW.

translates into...

feed me, feed me.

feed me now

what is taking your fat @$$ so long to feed me.

Does this clear thing up for everybody :P--> :D-->

[Pirate1974]

There's only one small problem with this device.

It translates your cat's meow into Japanese.

[Dot Matrix]

Pirate

Ha ha ha

You are soooo right!

Dot Matrix

[vickles]

Shellon, that is way to funny!!! Poor looloo louie!!!!

Ok!! I will not try to be a nice person...ok? I will not!!