I'm working on a novel. Going on six years now. I think I might finish it tonight.
You're writing a novel?
No, reading it.
What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?
It's what wimps do.
And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Well, whatever you say. I really don't care.
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance.
Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Hey, Steve!, I know what it is now, same theme, but not a sitcom set with guys on stools sitting at a cafe counter, but with guys on stools at a bar!...(even some of the same guys!)
You got it before me, you should be considered the winner!
...Do you realize the danger you're in? If you live like one of them for a year... without practicing your trade... you become one of them.
Exactly... I want nothing more than to be married, be a good housewife and a helpmate to the man I love.
To think I would ever hear my own daughter say a thing like that!
Mother, you're treating me like a baby!
You are a baby. You've barely learned to fly.
Well, we haven't planned to do a lot of flying.
....
Mother!
That's an interesting brew. What does it do?
I was trying to bake a cake. Mother, I don't know how I'm going to manage. I've got to do the dishes, clean the kitchen, vacuum and dust, make the beds, shop and then prepare dinner.
What's that?
It washes dishes.
Imagine! Do you know the right words?
You don't use words... you just press this button.
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Wow. This one's been dormant for a while... "Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull
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Yes, thanks, I watch both, USA network has some great series.
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After all, the guy died wearing a peanut suit, killed by an elephant.
Yeah--born in a trunk, died in a trunk!
Okay. Forget what he was wearing! Suppose he hadn't been dressed as a peanut--would it still be funny?
...It could have been worse... he could have gone as Billy Banana--and had a gorilla peel him to death.
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The classic "death of Chuckles the Clown" episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
George
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Right George, take it away.
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"I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is..."
"For your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet."
"You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good."
"Thanks a lot!"
"I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than..."
"Before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?"
George
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"Aww! Turn Blue."
"This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association."
"I wonder how much money they want now."
"Why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?"
"Never thought of that. [Holds it up to the light] Can't see a thing."
"As long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?"
"I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is..."
"For your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet."
"You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good."
"Thanks a lot!"
"I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than..."
"Before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?"
George
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Was this "the Facts of Life"?
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Nope. Older show. Let me un-modify the quotes.
"Aww! Turn Blue."
"This is a special delivery for Dad from the Universal Alumni Association."
"I wonder how much money they want now."
"Bud, why don't you hold it up to the light so you can see it better?"
"Never thought of that. [Holds it up to the light] Can't see a thing."
"As long as it's addressed to me, do you mind letting me have it?"
"I saw your insurance chart once and it says the life expectancy of the average man is..."
"For your information, I look barely in my '40s. That hardly qualifies me for the home for the aged. Yet."
"You've been around so long and seen so much and done so much, and still manage to look so good."
"Thanks a lot!"
"I think you look real young. Honest. Younger than Joe Phillips' dad, younger than Claude Mesner's uncle, why even younger than..."
"Bud, before you have me back in kindergarten, see who's at the door, will you?"
George
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Amazingly, I can hardly find any other quotes. Would it help if I mentioned that three of the main characters were called Bud, Kitten, and Princess?
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I believe this is Father Knows Best.
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You believe rightly.
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I'm working on a novel. Going on six years now. I think I might finish it tonight.
You're writing a novel?
No, reading it.
What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?
It's what wimps do.
And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Well, whatever you say. I really don't care.
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This'll be the second one that I've cooked, and believe me, the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was. Those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance.
Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Some don't use even more.
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"Married with Children"?
George
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bfh
Nope...
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Is it Becker?
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Yo, bfh! We have a guess here!
George
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Steve!
It's not Becker, but you're on the right track!
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Hey, Steve!, I know what it is now, same theme, but not a sitcom set with guys on stools sitting at a cafe counter, but with guys on stools at a bar!...(even some of the same guys!)
You got it before me, you should be considered the winner!
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NIS - naw, you go ahead and take it!
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Okie Dokie Steve! Here goes:
...Do you realize the danger you're in? If you live like one of them for a year... without practicing your trade... you become one of them.
Exactly... I want nothing more than to be married, be a good housewife and a helpmate to the man I love.
To think I would ever hear my own daughter say a thing like that!
Mother, you're treating me like a baby!
You are a baby. You've barely learned to fly.
Well, we haven't planned to do a lot of flying.
....
Mother!
That's an interesting brew. What does it do?
I was trying to bake a cake. Mother, I don't know how I'm going to manage. I've got to do the dishes, clean the kitchen, vacuum and dust, make the beds, shop and then prepare dinner.
What's that?
It washes dishes.
Imagine! Do you know the right words?
You don't use words... you just press this button.
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"Reba"?
George
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No, decades earlier.....
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hiway29
"Bewitched"
I don't have a new one handy right now.
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GeorgeStGeorge
Of course!
George
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