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"Where're you boys off to?"

"Skiing, sir. Our instructor has us scheduled for the Swiss Alps, sir."

"Save us some deep powder."

"No problem, sir. The Holodeck has all you'll ever need."

"..Searching the galaxy for survivors seems a petty task for one of their mighty vessels."

"We don't consider even one survivor petty."

"Is this man suggesting that we place a lesser value on life than you do?"

"Not at all."

"Are we to take these strangers at their word?"

"A good question."

"What reason could we possibly have to deceive you?"

"Another good question."

"I can't smell anything. I'm a little congested..."

"Don't let this 'just happen' again, Mister Crusher."

"Yes, sir!!"

"Mister Data will need access to your library."

"Our library is far too sophisticated for a man to comprehend."

"I am an android, Mistress, though anatomically, I am a fully functioning male."

"You're going to have to get the Enterprise to the Neutral Zone before it's too late."

"To be precise, Commander, you ordered me to reach the Neutral Zone 'before it is too late.'

I have computed the length of time the border outpost and USS Berlin can safely withstand a Romulan

attack... deducted our time to destination at maximum warp speed. That leaves Doctor Crusher with

forty-eight more minutes..."

"Splitting hairs is a figure of speech I recognize, Commander. Speaking for those whose hair is soon to be split, forty-eight minutes may make a great deal of difference.

Excuse me -- forty-seven minutes."

"Bingo?

I fail to see the relevance, Doctor. Is that not a reference to an ancient Earth game?"

(And there's one of the famous "47s" which began appearing in scripts after the original

series and the cartoon.)

"I think I may sneeze."

"A Klingon sneeze?"

"Only kind I know."

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Was it the episode with a matriarchal society? I don't remember much about it other than Riker bedding -- or rather being bedded by -- one of their leaders.

George

It is.

You forgot a lot of the episode.

The enterprise went to "ANGEL ONE" (the planet, in the episode)

to find survivors of the SS Odin.

Meanwhile, an illness swept thru the Enterprise,

and Beverly had to find a cure.

And the Enterprise needed to go to the Neutral Zone as a show of force.

It's your turn anyway.

Do you want to hold off for a time, since our player-numbers have dwindled?

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I'd hate to see this thread disappear, so here's another one (hopefully other players will recognize it, or at least guess):

"I've seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But up to now I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria."

George

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Not bad. I've stumped people on four threads simultaneously!

"You do not belong in command of the Enterprise. And I will do everything in my power against you."

"Her life could have been as rich as any woman's. If only... if only..."

"I've seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But up to now I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria."

George

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That's the last episode from TOS-Kirk 's body switched with a woman from his past who takes his place as Captain.

One of the all time over the top performances by Shatner, in a good example of why the 3rd season was awful.

oh man-now I've got to come up with a quote. I'll get back to it.

'Turnabout Intruder'-that was it's name

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"Before I forget, here's the immunological data you asked for."

"How sweet of you to put this together for me so quickly...

I think I'll go look it over right now."

"Wasn't she the valedictorian?"

"That's right..."

"And you were... salutatorian?"

"Second in my class..."

"If I hadn't mistaken a pre-ganglionic fiber --"

"For a post-ganglionic nerve, I know."

"I would've been valedictorian."

"Oh, well..."

"With all due respect, Major... you're beginning to sound like a Romulan."

"A Romulan?"

"There's no piece of technology in existence that they don't claim they invented before everyone else..."

"Listen..."

"I don't hear anything..."

"Exactly... not even the hum of an engine..."

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"Before I forget, here's the immunological data you asked for."

"How sweet of you to put this together for me so quickly...

I think I'll go look it over right now."

"Wasn't she the valedictorian?"

"That's right..."

"And you were... salutatorian?"

"Second in my class..."

"If I hadn't mistaken a pre-ganglionic fiber --"

"For a post-ganglionic nerve, I know."

"I would've been valedictorian."

"Oh, well..."

"With all due respect, Major... you're beginning to sound like a Romulan."

"A Romulan?"

"There's no piece of technology in existence that they don't claim they invented before everyone else..."

"I'm expecting a lumber shipment from Bajor this afternoon."

"Okay... "

"Which reminds me... I'll also need a saber saw."

"A saber saw? "

"You know... to cut wood."

"Why not use a laser cutter? "

"A computer model could do that... why go to all the trouble?"

"Why?

Because it'll be fun!"

"Listen..."

"I don't hear anything..."

"Exactly... not even the hum of an engine...

It's almost like being on the deck of an old sailing ship...

except the stars aren't just up in the sky, they're all around us..."

"Bring me my bow, of burn - ing gold... Bring me my ar - rows of de - sire... Bring me my spear! O clouds ? un-fold... Bring me my cha - ri-ots of fire! I will not cease, from men-tal fight... Nor shall my sword sleep in hand... Till we have built, Je-ru - sa - lem... In Eng-land's green and plea-sant land..."

"That was beautiful, Chief... just beautiful. You know what we should do... ?"

"What?"

"Go to Quark's... and sing it for everyone there... "

"Maybe we should switch to synthale... "

Trivia note: Colm Meaney ("Chief Miles O'Brien") suggested this song after the producers were unable to

get the rights to "Louie, Louie", "Rocket Man" or "Space Oddity".

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"Before I forget, here's the immunological data you asked for."

"How sweet of you to put this together for me so quickly...

I think I'll go look it over right now."

"Elizabeth Lense... I think she may have been in my class at Starfleet Medical."

"Wasn't she the valedictorian?"

"That's right..."

"And you were... salutatorian?"

"Second in my class..."

"If I hadn't mistaken a pre-ganglionic fiber --"

"For a post-ganglionic nerve, I know."

"I would've been valedictorian."

"Oh, well..."

"You sound like a Cardassian... "

"I beg your pardon? "

"They've denied the possibility of ancient contact for decades because they can't stand the idea that Bajor had interstellar flight before they did."

"With all due respect, Major... you're beginning to sound like a Romulan."

"A Romulan?"

"There's no piece of technology in existence that they don't claim they invented before everyone else..."

"I'm expecting a lumber shipment from Bajor this afternoon."

"Okay... "

"Which reminds me... I'll also need a saber saw."

"A saber saw? "

"You know... to cut wood."

"Why not use a laser cutter? "

"Because I want to use the same types of tools the Bajorans had."

"A computer model could do that... why go to all the trouble?"

"Why?

Because it'll be fun!"

"Except for the gravity net I installed in the floor... weightlessness makes me queasy... "

"I'm expecting a report from Starfleet Command. You'd better relay it to me aboard the Baraka as soon as it comes in."

"If you recall, you thought the Celestial Temple was a Bajoran fairy tale... -- until we discovered the wormhole."

"Listen..."

"I don't hear anything..."

"Exactly... not even the hum of an engine...

It's almost like being on the deck of an old sailing ship...

except the stars aren't just up in the sky, they're all around us..."

"Bring me my bow, of burn - ing gold... Bring me my ar - rows of de - sire... Bring me my spear! O clouds ? un-fold... Bring me my cha - ri-ots of fire! I will not cease, from men-tal fight... Nor shall my sword sleep in hand... Till we have built, Je-ru - sa - lem... In Eng-land's green and plea-sant land..."

"That was beautiful, Chief... just beautiful. You know what we should do... ?"

"What?"

"Go to Quark's... and sing it for everyone there... "

"Maybe we should switch to synthale... "

Trivia note: Colm Meaney ("Chief Miles O'Brien") suggested this song after the producers were unable to

get the rights to "Louie, Louie", "Rocket Man" or "Space Oddity".

You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you."

"Really?"

"I mean, I hated you when I first met you."

"I remember."

"And now..."

"And now?"

"Well... Now, I don't."

"That means a lot to me, chief."

"And that is from the heart! I really do... not hate you."

Hint:

Does the name "Thor Heyerdahl" mean anything to you guys? Kon-Tiki?

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"Before I forget, here's the immunological data you asked for."

"How sweet of you to put this together for me so quickly...

I think I'll go look it over right now."

Bashir and Leeta were flirting. Dax interrupted. Bashir began typing on his PADD.

The screen read "GO AWAY" when he handed it to her.

"Elizabeth Lense... I think she may have been in my class at Starfleet Medical."

"Wasn't she the valedictorian?"

"That's right..."

"And you were... salutatorian?"

"Second in my class..."

"If I hadn't mistaken a pre-ganglionic fiber --"

"For a post-ganglionic nerve, I know."

"I would've been valedictorian."

"Oh, well..."

Bashir was second to Elizabeth Lense.

As we later learned, Bashir "threw" the exam to draw less attention to himself

due to his genetically-altered history.

"You sound like a Cardassian... "

"I beg your pardon? "

"They've denied the possibility of ancient contact for decades because they can't stand the idea that Bajor had interstellar flight before they did."

"With all due respect, Major... you're beginning to sound like a Romulan."

"A Romulan?"

"There's no piece of technology in existence that they don't claim they invented before everyone else..."

O'Brien questioned whether this ship could fly. Kira challenged his position, and O'Brien challenged back.

"I'm expecting a lumber shipment from Bajor this afternoon."

"Okay... "

"Which reminds me... I'll also need a saber saw."

"A saber saw? "

"You know... to cut wood."

"Why not use a laser cutter? "

"Because I want to use the same types of tools the Bajorans had."

"A computer model could do that... why go to all the trouble?"

"Why?

Because it'll be fun!"

"Except for the gravity net I installed in the floor... weightlessness makes me queasy... "

Sisko made the ship the same way, and with the same specs, as the Bajorans claimed to use.

Except for gravity. (Which is expensive to do away with on tv.)

"I'm expecting a report from Starfleet Command. You'd better relay it to me aboard the Baraka as soon as it comes in."

The ship was called "the Baraka."

"If you recall, you thought the Celestial Temple was a Bajoran fairy tale... -- until we discovered the wormhole."

Gul Dukat told Sisko he was chasing a fairy tale with this.

"Listen..."

"I don't hear anything..."

"Exactly... not even the hum of an engine...

It's almost like being on the deck of an old sailing ship...

except the stars aren't just up in the sky, they're all around us..."

The Baraka was a solar sailor. It was powered by solar winds pushing it.

"Bring me my bow, of burn - ing gold... Bring me my ar - rows of de - sire... Bring me my spear! O clouds ? un-fold... Bring me my cha - ri-ots of fire! I will not cease, from men-tal fight... Nor shall my sword sleep in hand... Till we have built, Je-ru - sa - lem... In Eng-land's green and plea-sant land..."

"That was beautiful, Chief... just beautiful. You know what we should do... ?"

"What?"

"Go to Quark's... and sing it for everyone there... "

"Maybe we should switch to synthale... "

O'Brien and Bashir getting smashed.

Trivia note: Colm Meaney ("Chief Miles O'Brien") suggested this song after the producers were unable to

get the rights to "Louie, Louie", "Rocket Man" or "Space Oddity".

You're not an in-between kind of guy. People either love you or hate you."

"Really?"

"I mean, I hated you when I first met you."

"I remember."

"And now..."

"And now?"

"Well... Now, I don't."

"That means a lot to me, chief."

"And that is from the heart! I really do... not hate you."

Hint:

Does the name "Thor Heyerdahl" mean anything to you guys? Kon-Tiki?

The hint was that this appears based on Thor Heyerdahl's voyage of his ship, the Kon-Tiki,

to show that such a ship could have worked centuries earlier, before Columbus.

Go, George!

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