Funny Website Pictures - Caption Contest Anyone?

[Nato]

Who the heck reads like this???

Anyway, I'm normally pretty quick to come up with a joke for a picture, but I've got nothing. Anyone want to give this thing a funny caption?

"OK, you can share mine THIS week, but you need to get your own subscription right away."

Two or three if you have a husband and kid. LOL.

Edited November 20, 2006 by Nato

[outandabout]

"Wake me up when it's time to turn the page".

[Belle]

The family that reads together..... should have purchased their own subscriptions.

[potato]

"see, it you tilt the page a little like this, she looks just like the devil"

[doojable]

I can see his shillelaugh!

[Nato]

From my wifey;

"Susie, would you like to read?"

"Uhhhhh, where were we?"

[Nottawayfer]

I know those girls and wouldn't hold it against them just because their dad is a HUGE Knot Head in TWItville.

[Suda]

"I'd like to share . . . "

Suda

[Nato]

This one ought to be good...

"Put those sweater puppies away. This is the Research Closet, for crying out loud!"

[potato]

"I know this book says to do it that way, but you gotta pucker a little, like this..."

[Attack Gypsy]

See, it says right here we can do this.

So, get that sweater off already.

*Sorry, I had to do that. And I stopped myself. The original was a lot more vulgar*

[T-Bone]

And let the one read in tongues and the other interpret.

Now remember - to release the genie you must tap on the book three times like this...hmmmmm...This book must be all tapped out.

Edited November 21, 2006 by T-Bone

[Nato]

Your captions are all cracking me up. Please keep them coming.

"For this week's teaching, I'm just going to read straight from this book. For 45 minutes.

You can help me by ratting out anyone you catch closing their eyes."

[templelady]

"Just don't quit smiling, or he and that Camera will never go away!"

"Just becasue this book is blue, doesn't mean it goes next to the "blue book" on the shelf!!"

Edited November 22, 2006 by templelady

[ChasUFarley]

I don't have a caption, but why is it that no one left in TWI can look at a book or magazine by him or herself?

Two by two, taken to an extreme...

[Ron G.]

#1 Just imagine how much more we're going to get out of our monthly magazine when our leadership allows us to learn how to read!

#2 This is the new "Christian Family and Sex " syllabus featuring pictures of Rosie and Donna in fig leaves using a weedeater and pink sweater JUST LIKE YOURS!.....you interested?

[fellowshipper]

I can't believe he's still around, as I thought he was marked and avoided or who is he that crept in unaware or geez he has sure aged or why don't we know these people. This really blesses my soul for the movement of the verd.

[topoftheworld]

I'd rather be reading GreaseSpot.

[YIdon'tgotochurch]

FOR BOTH PICTURES

"We can use this for kindling when we visit Missouri fellowships during Thanksgiving. It should really set the chimney on fire!"

Edited November 23, 2006 by YIdon'tgotochurch

[MountainTopCO]

Lady on the left: "I told you my picture was in the Way Mag."

Lady on the right: "You must be so important."

The only reason people read the Way Mag.

[MountainTopCO]

“As the book store coordinator, I wanted to let you know. You never get what you expect only what you inspect. When you setup the display this book was slightly off center. It may let in devil spirits. You can't go until this display is perfect.”