That's it. The moment where someone told Boss Hogg he wasn't supposed to wear white after Labor Day is possibly my favorite. Hogg's reaction was perfect. In the show, the state was never specified, but in the movie, Hazzard isn´t far from Atlanta.
"Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait."
"No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you."
[takes a deep breath, sighs] "Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me YESTERDAY."
"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is... "
"I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!"
"Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him."
"I'm sorry... I just couldn't do it."
"Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait."
"No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you."
[takes a deep breath, sighs] "Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me YESTERDAY."
"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is... "
This is a favorite of my wife's. She's a big Drew Barrymore fan. Of all the Adam Sandler movies this is about the only one I like. It's The Wedding Singer. It's funny.
Hey Buddy come here, I think I know where your ball is.
You seen my baseball?
Yeah I seen it. Yeah. You see that girl over there, only she doesn't call it a baseball. She's got another name for it. (And this character, whispers it to the other character what she calls it).
Have you seen my weiner?
What?
Have you seen my weiner?
What the hell did you just say Buddy?
Weiner?
What the *%&$ did you just say to me?
My weiner?
You son of a bitch, I'm going to $*R&#*) kick you butt.
Whoa, whoa. take it easy!
Who the %*% are you?
The guys not all there.
Get out of my face. Come on. You want the first punch?
Tell me you choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Cause I'm tired....
Wrong! It's cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will plug your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load- now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually...you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
I would go for the 7.
Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
That - good point.
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Why?
'Cause you're frickin' fired!
And, a couple one liners.
I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-foot!
Is that... is that hair gel?
I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
"Fatty who likes golf and beer." Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
A long time ago, I was going to play in a LARP as a German with some resemblances to the Austrian Arnold Schwarzenegger. To try to get the voice down, I sat down with a VHS tape of "Terminator 2-Judgement Day" and tried to get the accent right. Eventually, I got pretty good at it. Some of the lines must have filtered through "by osmosis." I was focusing on the pronunciation, intonation, and so on.
" Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle. "
"I have a plan."
"You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan."
"I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say."
"And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan."
"Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out a thing like that so the whole neighborhood could hear him? I don't think so - he's much too bright for that."
"Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English."
"He *doesn't* speak good English."
"Here's what I think happened: the old man heard the fight between the boy and his father a few hours earlier. Then, when he's lying in his bed, he heard a body hit the floor in the boy's apartment, heard the woman scream from across the street, got to his front door as fast as he could, heard somebody racing down the stairs and *assumed* it was the boy!"
"It's always difficult to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth. I don't really know what the truth is."
Don't even pretend to use these quotes in a game where I'm a participant.
Pick something else.
"They're no good! There's not a one of 'em who is any good! I mean, what's happening in here? I'm speaking my piece, and you... Listen to me. We're... This kid on trial here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen."
"I have. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again."
I still literally cry when I even THINK of this scene.
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Crimson Tide?
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I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
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Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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The Dukes of Hazard?
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That's it. The moment where someone told Boss Hogg he wasn't supposed to wear white after Labor Day is possibly my favorite. Hogg's reaction was perfect. In the show, the state was never specified, but in the movie, Hazzard isn´t far from Atlanta.
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"I'm sorry... I just couldn't do it."
"Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait."
"No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you."
[takes a deep breath, sighs] "Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me YESTERDAY."
"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is... "
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"All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"
"Are you drinking, too?"
"No, it's Coca-Cola."
"Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?"
"I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!"
"Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him."
"I'm sorry... I just couldn't do it."
"Well, if you need more time, I guess I could wait."
"No... I don't need more time, Robbie. I don't ever want to marry you."
[takes a deep breath, sighs] "Gee, you know that information... really would've been more useful to me YESTERDAY."
"Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is... "
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This is a favorite of my wife's. She's a big Drew Barrymore fan. Of all the Adam Sandler movies this is about the only one I like. It's The Wedding Singer. It's funny.
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It is, indeed.
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Oh I forgot about this one. OK.
"Have you seen my baseball"?
Hey Buddy come here, I think I know where your ball is.
You seen my baseball?
Yeah I seen it. Yeah. You see that girl over there, only she doesn't call it a baseball. She's got another name for it. (And this character, whispers it to the other character what she calls it).
Have you seen my weiner?
What?
Have you seen my weiner?
What the hell did you just say Buddy?
Weiner?
What the *%&$ did you just say to me?
My weiner?
You son of a bitch, I'm going to $*R&#*) kick you butt.
Whoa, whoa. take it easy!
Who the %*% are you?
The guys not all there.
Get out of my face. Come on. You want the first punch?
Fight fight fight fight fight.
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Since I don't recognize that exchange, which would be pretty memorable, I suspect I'm unfamiliar with this movie. We'll see.
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Sorry. I forgot about this one.
Tell me you choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Cause I'm tired....
Wrong! It's cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will plug your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load- now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually...you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
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Still no idea.
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You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
I would go for the 7.
Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
That - good point.
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Why?
'Cause you're frickin' fired!
And, a couple one liners.
I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name.
Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-foot!
Is that... is that hair gel?
I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
"Fatty who likes golf and beer." Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
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The 7-minute abs routine was familiar.
Throw in "Mary" and "hair gel" and we have
"There's Something About Mary"
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Indeed.
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"We've got company!... Police!"
"How many?"
"Uh... all of 'em, I think."
"You broke my arm!"
"There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one."
"I'm sure it feels very real to you."
"On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty f--king real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?"
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Those ALL sound familiar. That means I've actually SEEN this movie.
"Terminator 2-Judgement Day"???
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Correct. And I didn't even use the obvious ones. ("Come with me, if you want to live." "Hasta la vista, Baby!")
You're up.
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A long time ago, I was going to play in a LARP as a German with some resemblances to the Austrian Arnold Schwarzenegger. To try to get the voice down, I sat down with a VHS tape of "Terminator 2-Judgement Day" and tried to get the accent right. Eventually, I got pretty good at it. Some of the lines must have filtered through "by osmosis." I was focusing on the pronunciation, intonation, and so on.
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" Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle. "
"I have a plan."
"You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan."
"I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say."
"And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan."
"I have part of a plan."
"What percentage of a plan do you have?"
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That second exchange seems VERY familiar. The first line would indicate a cartoon (unless some human knows, for some reason, that he'll die young).
"Over the Hedge"?
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No, And this was not a cartoon.
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Not a cartoon. Just CGI characters.
"Guardians of the Galaxy'
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CORRECT!
Rocket Raccoon knew he didn't have a human-length life expectancy.
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"Let me ask you this: Do you really think the boy'd shout out a thing like that so the whole neighborhood could hear him? I don't think so - he's much too bright for that."
"Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English."
"He *doesn't* speak good English."
"Here's what I think happened: the old man heard the fight between the boy and his father a few hours earlier. Then, when he's lying in his bed, he heard a body hit the floor in the boy's apartment, heard the woman scream from across the street, got to his front door as fast as he could, heard somebody racing down the stairs and *assumed* it was the boy!"
"It's always difficult to keep personal prejudice out of a thing like this. And wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth. I don't really know what the truth is."
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Don't even pretend to use these quotes in a game where I'm a participant.
Pick something else.
"They're no good! There's not a one of 'em who is any good! I mean, what's happening in here? I'm speaking my piece, and you... Listen to me. We're... This kid on trial here... his type, well, don't you know about them? There's a, there's a danger here. These people are dangerous. They're wild. Listen to me. Listen."
"I have. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again."
I still literally cry when I even THINK of this scene.
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