Ron G. Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Today is Albert Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ham Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Einstein also said: When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted June 16, 2018 Share Posted June 16, 2018 (edited) Then there’s the double entendre of E = MC 2 Elsa equals Mambo Cups twice as big. Edited June 16, 2018 by T-Bone Epic proportions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Then there’s the double entendre of E = MC 2
Elsa equals Mambo Cups twice as big.
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