My question is...if Mark G were to win his lawsuit, would the money he received restore his "soiled reputation"...or is he simply looking to trade in his ministry for money?
Maybe Graeser can hook up with Martindale and they could start another offshoot..."The prevailing spiders?"
"Your Honor, being a superhero with amazing powers I have seen my fair share of strange things throughout my career. I've swung from rooftops chasing a half-crazed green goblin that flew through the air on a jet wing. I've dangled off the side of a skyscraper duking it out with a mad scientist that had long metal tentacles coming out of his back…But I ain't NEVER seen spiders come out of somebody's nose - - not even my own."
That’s a funny article, Tonto… and I’m glad you posted it - “giant spiders” and methamphetamine addicts brings up a related issue – besides what comes out of your nose – it’s just as important what you put IN your nose.
Is someone implying that KAG was doing "crank" while she had these visions?...actually, if this were the case, a good rehab clinic would help her out immensely...however, I suspect that she was not on drugs but in reality "tapping into" her "clean and sober" mind...and the impications of THAT are very disturbing indeed...the only time that I ever heard KAG speak, she was relating how she used to be involved with S&M...but was "delivered" from it...hmmmm.
Just wondering...Does repressed sexual deviancy manifest itself with psychotic visions?
Perhaps the judge will be smart enough to see that this has nothing to do with defamation of character and see it as the mental competency case that it really is. I can hear is now...
"You saw spiders coming out of noses......!!!
Do these spiders talk to you? What do they tell you to do?
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Ham
lawyer says, "is that a spider in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me..."
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Maybe this can help them in their pursuit of truth, justice and anti-defamation of spiders:
Sprawled Out, you really shouldn't have gotten me started, It's hard to find the off switch..
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It probably won't go that far, but.. honest to God, I hope they get a JURY trial..
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They'd have to subpoena the said spider, or at least get a sworn affidavit.
"Now raise your right hands. do you swear.."
Defense: "I object. Your honor, Spiders can't swear, they don't have hands.."
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Sprawled out, you ruined me for the day, this "trial" is playing like a movie in my head..
good thing I got my homework done this morning..
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sprawled out
mr. hamm:
to paraphrase one of CES' own pieces of sh--, i mean, "research," Don't Blame Me!
:P
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My question is...if Mark G were to win his lawsuit, would the money he received restore his "soiled reputation"...or is he simply looking to trade in his ministry for money?
Maybe Graeser can hook up with Martindale and they could start another offshoot..."The prevailing spiders?"
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Kevlar2000
The he!! we can't! :)
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Ham
Groucho, more like "Spiders in Tights International"
They could do a stage production, and REALLY show those debils what for..
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sprawled out
mark g soiled his what?
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tonto
Kev, U so funny!
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rich
They could make a movie called
Broken Butt Buddies. Or "butt buddies out of work"
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Expert witness Spider-Man takes the stand:
"Your Honor, being a superhero with amazing powers I have seen my fair share of strange things throughout my career. I've swung from rooftops chasing a half-crazed green goblin that flew through the air on a jet wing. I've dangled off the side of a skyscraper duking it out with a mad scientist that had long metal tentacles coming out of his back…But I ain't NEVER seen spiders come out of somebody's nose - - not even my own."
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AHHHHH now we see....THAT spider has tights too!
Lessee - Loy in tights..Spidey in tights......No wonder she was dreaming. Those weren't prophesies at all - THEY WERE NIGHTMARES!
And the image "tights" and word "dangling" in the same thought process......
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! The plot sickens....
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tonto
I was browsing "The Onion" and saw this piece on spiders. Check it out: giant spiders
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That’s a funny article, Tonto… and I’m glad you posted it - “giant spiders” and methamphetamine addicts brings up a related issue – besides what comes out of your nose – it’s just as important what you put IN your nose.
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Is someone implying that KAG was doing "crank" while she had these visions?...actually, if this were the case, a good rehab clinic would help her out immensely...however, I suspect that she was not on drugs but in reality "tapping into" her "clean and sober" mind...and the impications of THAT are very disturbing indeed...the only time that I ever heard KAG speak, she was relating how she used to be involved with S&M...but was "delivered" from it...hmmmm.
Just wondering...Does repressed sexual deviancy manifest itself with psychotic visions?
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excathedra
ewwwww do they use spiders in S&M ?????
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GrouchoMarxJr
Whip me, beat me, make me blow spiders out of my nose...
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Ham
maybe they oughta open a new store, "spiders 'r' us"
" All you wanted to ask about spiders, but were afraid (or better informed) to ask..'
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Perhaps the judge will be smart enough to see that this has nothing to do with defamation of character and see it as the mental competency case that it really is. I can hear is now...
"You saw spiders coming out of noses......!!!
Do these spiders talk to you? What do they tell you to do?
Bailiff, the padded cell for these two."
NEXT!
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