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Rhyming with Rosie


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This heres a story of the way

ya see I finally have my say

cause now I dont have to keep it at bay

it is about a lady from down south

she was uncouth

with a very big mouth

she ended up in power

high up in an ivory tower

But I dont have to crower

cause I aint in it nohower

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President Rosie, what's the deal?

Are your motives true and real?

Are you leaving something out?

Something we can't talk about?

Where's the money that we gave?

Does your Jesus really save?

Or does he just invest it all?

So you can play and have a ball?

You lure folks in and then you strike

The kiss of betrayal from a dyke

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never got to know old Rosie girl

who's terror did unfurl

i got out before she took over the world

stuck a noodle in her hat

and called her old and fat!

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Most leaders when called on the carpet

is something to fear and dread

But some speak of a certain lady

Who thinks it’s an invite to bed

Christian leaders should bear responsibilities

And be responsible enough not to bare

Any more than their soul – it’s inappropriate yah know

With another soeur or frère

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Keep it simple - how about "Dozy Rosie" (ducking)

Dooj - you are so funny (he he)

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She muzzles the people like oxen.

To keep them from spewing the toxin.

So, the secrets are kept,

That the way is inept,

And requires all those shots of botoxin.

Still the secrets got out about sinnin',

And the stealin', destroyin' and killin'.

While they crapp on the flock,

The Saviour they mock,

And say everyone else is a lyin'.

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Once upon a midnight drear,

I drank a little too much beer.

I stumbled, shook, and wobbling swayed

as I walked along the way.

Pink elephants I never met

till surfing on the internet.

Once home I took a quick cold shower,

and gave the puter some nice fresh power.

I surfed until the light of day

until I browsed greasespot cafe.

The page looked nice, and neatly done

the forums looked like they were fun.

but Rosie's pic brought on great fear,

I pulled the plug, and blamed the beer.

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One Ohio night that was dull and dreary,

As I pondered weak and weary,

I came upon a tent with a muddy floor.

I sat and listened to the droning,

Wondered what was all the groaning,

Coming from behind a door.

I followed the sound, behold the Fox

Was scheming how to control the flocks

Kept on saying, "I want to score."

When she was asked to explain,

She said, "I want more than a plane."

Then one word: "Evermore."

The night grew darker, the shadows longer,

Her evil voice it grew much stonger.

Another drink she did pour.

She lusted after ole Loy's wife,

She didn't care about the strife

One word she uttered, "Evermore."

D*nna was the object of her affection.

Her voice would always change inflection.

Her name she would say, and nothing more.

Now she runs the Cornfield Cult.

Her sweetie's ex is a dolt.

She wants this to go on, "Evermore."

Oh! That she would say this and nothing more......

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Now that gives me an idea:

If Rosie O'D met Rosie the Fox

They wouldn't be discussing all the jocks.

Perhaps Ms O'Donnell would change the locks

So as to avoid the Ohio pox.

While the TV woman would be interested in blocks

Donna's woman would talk about all past Rocks.

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