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In honor of summer- :dance:

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Farmers feed their chicken’s ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

The temperature drops below 90 you feel a bit chilly.

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

You can make Sun tea instantly.

You learn that seat belt buckles make pretty good branding irons.

You refuse to ride your bicycle because if you fall off and end up on the pavement you might roast to death.

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You Know It's Hot In Minney-soda (when) ---

Norwegian bachelors take off the long johns in July.

The *snow emergency* kit in the trunk of your car is replaced by a cooler.

Wool knit hats are replaced with baseball caps.

Norwegians and Swedes think the weather is hotter than their disputes.

Long sleeved flannel shirts are repaced by t-shirts.

You go to the mall for the air-conditioning, not shopping.

You have air conditioning in your car and a remote to start the AC,

and actually use both features.

And you REALLY know it's hot in Minney-soda when you see ---

A Swede, a Norwegian, AND a Finlander sitting on the same bench,

because there's a tree behind them that offers them all some shade.

:P

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