A tourist in a rental car runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by HPD on a side street in Kaneohe. The tourist thinks that since he is a high priced lawyer from LA that he is smarter than the police officer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop in Hawaii.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the police officer's expense!!
Officer Fa'atai says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Officer Fa'atai says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Officer Fa'atai says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Officer Fa'atai says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Officer Fa'atai says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the s*** out of the lawyer and says, "So wot, brah, you like me stop, or just slow down?"
A tourist in a rental car runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by HPD on a side street in Kaneohe. The tourist thinks that since he is a high priced lawyer from LA that he is smarter than the police officer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop in Hawaii.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the police officer's expense!!
Officer Fa'atai says," License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Officer Fa'atai says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Officer Fa'atai says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Officer Fa'atai says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Officer Fa'atai says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the s*** out of the lawyer and says, "So wot, brah, you like me stop, or just slow down?"
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