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A leprechaun walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll be $2.50." The leprechaun puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little short!"

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A construction worker asked his buddy, "Do you know where I can find a pair of dikes?" His friend replied, "Sure! Just go downtown to Main and 5th Ave Friday night about midnight!"

A termite walks up to a fence at the Grease Spot Café and says, "I like your post."

Nice One T-Bone! (Made it up, huh?)

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Dear RottieGrrl and Sushi,

See you guys, it's even funnier sometimes if they have to think about it.

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PROCRASTINATORS UNITE....TOMORROW!

I just saw this on for the first time on a t-shirt.

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A man gets a call from his doctor.

Says the voice on the phone, "Gee, I've got some bad news for you

AND some even worse news."

"Oh no." Replies the man. "Well, give me the bad news first and we'll work our way up to the worse news."

The doctor then tells him "You've got a terrible a-symptomatic fatal illness, and you've only got 24 hours to live."

"Oh my GAWD!" The man moans. "What could possibly be worse than THAT!"

The doctor replies:

"Uh, I meant to call you yesterday..."

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Okay I'll finish my own knock knock jokes....

APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AGES:

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

SOME PARENTAL EXPLANATION SUGGESTED:

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Thisle.

Thisle who?

Thisle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

JOKE MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY A PARENT:

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Madam!

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in the door!

UNDER 17 NOT PERMITTED TO HEAR:

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

(Gladiator)

don't hit me for the last one please.

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