So what's his current residence? I wouldn't be shocked to hear he's panhandling outside an outlet mall.
[edited by my inner comic....make it stop, make it stop!...man, if this line of electrical jokes even registered on a laugh meter I'd swear it was a Fluke]
So what's his current residence? I wouldn't be shocked to hear he's panhandling outside an outlet mall.
[edited by my inner comic....make it stop, make it stop!...man, if this line of electrical jokes even registered on a laugh meter I'd swear it was a Fluke]
Actually he took time off from his job to run for mayor, because he knew he would get a lot of volts.
I'm sure all those catering charges by his campaign headquarters will spark the interest of some investigative reporters. You know there's gonna be some negative press over that one. Things will get hot for the party line - people can't remain neutral forever.
I'm sure all those catering charges by his campaign headquarters will spark the interest of some investigative reporters. You know there's gonna be some negative press over that one. Things will get hot for the party line - people can't remain neutral forever.
He did get upset over one article, and called the reported to ask "wire you saying that about me?"
He did get upset over one article, and called the reported to ask "wire you saying that about me?"
Shocking!
Try to look at things from his side. People are always giving him static about something...following him around everywhere...just like a bad case of static cling.
Try to look at things from his side. People are always giving him static about something...following him around everywhere...just like a bad case of static cling.
Yea, but if the right person clings to him, he might be glad he had a chance to meter.
Yea, but if the right person clings to him, he might be glad he had a chance to meter.
I suggest you relay that thought to him.
For some reason, he thought he would be 'insulated' from the media...........
He didn't realize how much the news hounds could find out by interviewing personal contacts. That's when it came to light that he worked for the railroad part-time...that's right, he was a semiconductor.
He didn't realize how much the news hounds could find out by interviewing personal contacts. That's when it came to light that he worked for the railroad part-time...that's right, he was a semiconductor.
That, and there were too many news people around after he moved to DC...so he moved to a secluded beach resort by AC.
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So what's his current residence? I wouldn't be shocked to hear he's panhandling outside an outlet mall.
[edited by my inner comic....make it stop, make it stop!...man, if this line of electrical jokes even registered on a laugh meter I'd swear it was a Fluke]
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Wire you asking??
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just wanted to know if he completed the circut
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Actually he took time off from his job to run for mayor, because he knew he would get a lot of volts.
and to Mark...thanks, that means it fits well in this thread...a real groaner.
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I'm sure all those catering charges by his campaign headquarters will spark the interest of some investigative reporters. You know there's gonna be some negative press over that one. Things will get hot for the party line - people can't remain neutral forever.
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He did get upset over one article, and called the reported to ask "wire you saying that about me?"
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Shocking!
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Try to look at things from his side. People are always giving him static about something...following him around everywhere...just like a bad case of static cling.
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Yea, but if the right person clings to him, he might be glad he had a chance to meter.
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For some reason, he thought he would be 'insulated' from the media...........
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I suggest you relay that thought to him.
He didn't realize how much the news hounds could find out by interviewing personal contacts. That's when it came to light that he worked for the railroad part-time...that's right, he was a semiconductor.
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That, and there were too many news people around after he moved to DC...so he moved to a secluded beach resort by AC.
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Maybe it's just a phase he's going through.
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Maybe. We could get a mental health professional to put him through a battery of tests.
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He ought to get a complete work up...make sure he doesn't have something terminal.
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