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There is this thing we call pizza,

With pineapple on part of the piece of

the slice of the pie

that both you and I

munch contentedly saying Eureka!!

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

(It's FOOD FIGHT TIME!!) :evildenk:

WOOPS!!! (Did I just open a can of worms, here??) :biglaugh:

CanOfWorms.jpg

;)

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I met a buxom, striking young lass,

In the Mid-west, pedaling a class.

I signed the green card,

bona fide retard,

as I only had eyes for her a...

And now it is thirty years later

my heart knows i never can hate her

but the pilfering art

left a hole in my heart

the size of a giant moon crater.

Then one lucky day I found Greasespot

Read of the fates of Vic Loy and Dot

Found I wasn't alone,

I could laugh cry and moan

the coffee is always fresh and hot....

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Pineapple on pizza? Absurd!

Didn't vp eat that when he taught "the verd?"

Loy was known to say,

"Fruit pizza is gay!"

"I hear that it tastes just like merde."

;)

(game on dmiller!)

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While asking a man named Raf,

About pineapple on pizza he laughed.

That's flat bread he said,

with tomato sauce on it's head,

There's nothing Pizza about that! ;)

(giving the nod to Dooj, before things turn ugly!!) :biglaugh:

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Canadian Bacon and cheese

Then you add fruit to it? Geeez!

Add sauce and some bread

Are you out of your head?

It's like what I get when I sneeze.

It's really a fake, dontcha' know?

To the "originals" you really must go

VP didn't do it

But we never knew it

Then we bought "gaspumps with snow."

(Nods back to dmiller - and trying to tie pizza in with railing on vp and twi..;))

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;) :wave:

Under the fountain lies an a$$

One eye eaten and one eye glass

Corn to corn, dust to dust

All his deeds turned to rust

I hear he even killed the grass.

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Cornfield impostor told many lies

In fact he is known to have plagiarized.

His class was it was stolen

Filled with stuff from his colon (;))

Now six feet under he lies

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Bumpy & Grumpy sat on the wall, until the cult mods sent one to prison like our old friend saul.

Jonny & Rascal love fencing & fishing but getting the last word in, is most important of all.

Rocky & Socks climb long legal walls, just to crucify twi, in their long youthful fall.

The rock star girls had plenty of curls, until the vicster's mobsters created a swirl and down came the cult curtains with plenty of furl.

It sounds better in German.

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Bumpy & Grumpy sat on the wall, until the cult mods sent one to prison like our old friend saul.

Jonny & Rascal love fencing & fishing but getting the last word in, is most important of all.

Rocky & Socks climb long legal walls, just to crucify twi, in their long youthful fall.

The rock star girls had plenty of curls, until the vicster's mobsters created a swirl and down came the cult curtains with plenty of furl.

It sounds better in German.

If your Limerick sounds better in German,

Tell it that way so we're hearin',

What you meant when you spoke,

then you won't have to joke;

"I wish you could've heard the ORIGINAL one."

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Der "Original" in einem Mulleimer irgendwo liegt,

Weil Gestern ist vorbei gespielt

Heute Abend um neun wir werden sehen, ob Deutchland oder Spanien an zwei Fusse stehen

Anders sind trauige Gesichte zu hoeren und sehen.

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Here's one I read in Playboy back when I was but thirteen years old....

"There was a do it your selfer named Alice,

who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

They found her vagina in South Carolina,

and part of her anus in Dallas..." :o

Funny how I read it only once, but remembered it since 1969. Must be the the "power of the Limerick".

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Bumpy! How are the oysters? By the time you get here, the Cohos'll be runnin! We'll have smoked/grilled personally fresh caught Wild Alaska Salmon. And then, we can all relax with wine in the hot tub that comes with the new house that we are buying and hopefully will be in by the time you get here! So tell me;

"When you come here which way'll you be drivin?

From the East Coast and then to the West?

And after Vancouver,

what kind of maneuver,

will get you here so you can relax with the best?"

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Bumpy! How are the oysters?

"When you come here which way'll you be drivin?

Les Huitres son belles!

Mit dem alten Mercedes werden wir fahren

Von Toronto nach Vancouver die Landschaft aufbewahren

Weiter nach oben bis dem hellen Norden

Wo die Fische springen in die Kofferladen

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Is he a Tiger or a Dwarf?

Wow! This poster really can morph!

Africa or France?

Is there even a chance

He's in Ohio eating gorp?

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