So what WOULD life be like at Home Depot under a Martinpail regime?
Last I noticed Home Depot was already over the World-
If they wanted to drastically reduce the number of stores that they have, emperil the success of the company, or watch complete states leave in droves while he is telling them of their expansion --well--- they should hire him on as topdog
--Martindale as a CEO would be the quickest way to crash and burn any company
Last I noticed Home Depot was already over the World-
Maybe that's what attracted him?! He is the teacher sent to establish what the home depot founder built? But he needs a mentor who is a world renowned communicator... Who to pick..? Hmm...
Perhaps LCM could well serve as Head Custodian of Home Depot. I can almost hear him now... "If you guys don't do exactly as I ask, I will have you all cleaning grease spots by midnight !!"
Is he still at a Home Depot in Toledo? does any one know which one?
Seriously--Im actually heading through there sometime this upcoming weekend and will be needing some supplies... it would be some sort of Karmic closure if I could send him to get a box of 2 3/8th inch woodscrews, a few tubes of bronze silicone, a 3/32 drillbit and a maybe roll of 5 mil plastic--somehow something silly like that seems like it would be interesting to me in a weird way
If that j@ck0ff were president of Home Depot, it would be bankrupt in 5 years, despite it's world presence and brand. Their HR department would need a staff of lawyers to deal with issues not protected under freedom of religion.
He would need a whole security dept to protect him from ....ed off husbands, fathers, brothers of brainwashed women he took advantage of with his power. The corporate credit would be overdrawn, they'd make acquisitions they couldn't pay for, they'd need to double the size of HR trainers for sensitivity training, all the employees would have attitude problems, and probably the corporate mascot dog would be violated.
If that j@ck0ff were president of Home Depot, it would be bankrupt in 5 years, despite it's world presence and brand. Their HR department would need a staff of lawyers to deal with issues not protected under freedom of religion.
He would need a whole security dept to protect him from ....ed off husbands, fathers, brothers of brainwashed women he took advantage of with his power. The corporate credit would be overdrawn, they'd make acquisitions they couldn't pay for, they'd need to double the size of HR trainers for sensitivity training, all the employees would have attitude problems, and probably the corporate mascot dog would be violated.
Just going on track record, that is.
But imagine the growth in his swiss bank account!!!! Oh, his wife would be CFO and fire him on day 2. Then she'd promote her "special assistant." Day 3, she would explain that the business hadn't shrunk, Home Depot had just become "more exclusive."
I must comment that I find a certain satisfaction out seeing the okie in that pic...wearing the apron...
...whether it's real or not, makes no difference...it represents his fallen state.I don't usually revel in someone else's misfortune, but I'll make an exception this time...Because of the way he treated so many people (including myself), I'm glad that he hit the wall harder than Mr MaGoo playing Jai Alai...
...C'mon Craig, what's the matter?...I guess you just didn't get enough out of the program.
To me, the irony of him even having a job at Home Depot is just too much perfection, be his job title President or Greeter.
Wasn't a Home Depot somehow involved, allegedly, in the lawsuit we first learned about at Waydale? The lawsuit that sent him off TWI grounds, carrying little more than a tampon and a toothbrush, on his own for the first time, yeah that one.
I'll look it up, but I'm pretty sure......
(edited to say "a" Home Depot, since the Co itself shouldn't be implied by me to have been involved)
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Twinky
Probably demonstrating screwing in Aisle 12.
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Last I noticed Home Depot was already over the World-
If they wanted to drastically reduce the number of stores that they have, emperil the success of the company, or watch complete states leave in droves while he is telling them of their expansion --well--- they should hire him on as topdog
--Martindale as a CEO would be the quickest way to crash and burn any company
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waysider
Maybe what LCM really said was that he could be CEO of a fortune .500 company.
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markomalley
If the forehead was the President of Home Depot.....
.....I would do all my shopping at Lowes
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GarthP2000
Is it me, or is there a hidden Wayfer apologist coming along behind every one of you guy's posts, and flicking the negative red button?
(BTW, I flicked all the green buttons by your names, so as to help negate such trolling behavior.)
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mstar1
I just noticed that---
O no---
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waysider
Buttons????
We don't need no steenking buttons!
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Tzaia
I really do hate the reputation thing.
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JustThinking
Maybe that's what attracted him?! He is the teacher sent to establish what the home depot founder built? But he needs a mentor who is a world renowned communicator... Who to pick..? Hmm...
JT
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nyunknown
Humm how about LCM manageing the dumpster in the back of homedepot?
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GrouchoMarxJr
If LCM were president of Home Depot, he would probably declare half the employees as being homos and then close half the stores...
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Perhaps LCM could well serve as Head Custodian of Home Depot. I can almost hear him now... "If you guys don't do exactly as I ask, I will have you all cleaning grease spots by midnight !!"
Anyone get it?
SPEC
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mchud11
Very funny stuff, really. I gotta grin everytime I read you all's stuff.. very creative..
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Is he still at a Home Depot in Toledo? does any one know which one?
Seriously--Im actually heading through there sometime this upcoming weekend and will be needing some supplies... it would be some sort of Karmic closure if I could send him to get a box of 2 3/8th inch woodscrews, a few tubes of bronze silicone, a 3/32 drillbit and a maybe roll of 5 mil plastic--somehow something silly like that seems like it would be interesting to me in a weird way
if anyone has any info PM me
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JustThinking
Half would be progress. TWI is down what? 80%? Probably more. I would PAY to see him at a news conference.
Hitting on the female reporters.
Screaming at employees.
Name tags for everyone!
Have to bring your own coffee. And it's not optional.
The usual TWI meeting stuff (stringing chairs, etc.)
Maybe he'd get locked up in a padded office?
JT
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If that j@ck0ff were president of Home Depot, it would be bankrupt in 5 years, despite it's world presence and brand. Their HR department would need a staff of lawyers to deal with issues not protected under freedom of religion.
He would need a whole security dept to protect him from ....ed off husbands, fathers, brothers of brainwashed women he took advantage of with his power. The corporate credit would be overdrawn, they'd make acquisitions they couldn't pay for, they'd need to double the size of HR trainers for sensitivity training, all the employees would have attitude problems, and probably the corporate mascot dog would be violated.
Just going on track record, that is.
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But imagine the growth in his swiss bank account!!!! Oh, his wife would be CFO and fire him on day 2. Then she'd promote her "special assistant." Day 3, she would explain that the business hadn't shrunk, Home Depot had just become "more exclusive."
JT
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taxicab
Calling Plumbing .................We need a ream job in Isle 13!
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GrouchoMarxJr
I must comment that I find a certain satisfaction out seeing the okie in that pic...wearing the apron...
...whether it's real or not, makes no difference...it represents his fallen state.I don't usually revel in someone else's misfortune, but I'll make an exception this time...Because of the way he treated so many people (including myself), I'm glad that he hit the wall harder than Mr MaGoo playing Jai Alai...
...C'mon Craig, what's the matter?...I guess you just didn't get enough out of the program.
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krys
That picture is much better than the one I remember where he was wearing tights.
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Shellon
To me, the irony of him even having a job at Home Depot is just too much perfection, be his job title President or Greeter.
Wasn't a Home Depot somehow involved, allegedly, in the lawsuit we first learned about at Waydale? The lawsuit that sent him off TWI grounds, carrying little more than a tampon and a toothbrush, on his own for the first time, yeah that one.
I'll look it up, but I'm pretty sure......
(edited to say "a" Home Depot, since the Co itself shouldn't be implied by me to have been involved)
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taxicab
Too bad they don't sell tights at Home Depot.
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Kevlar2000
Taxicab, believe me; it's a good thing they don't.
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