Broken Arrow Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sure bud, but why the long face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Because an Amish just gave me a tune up? Edited June 24, 2010 by teachmevp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen-2 Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sure bud, but why the long face?" grooooooooaaaaaannnnnnnnnn............................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 That is great, "America"; I bet that horse was glad to get out of the rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Them alligator lizards in the air. Edited June 24, 2010 by teachmevp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Arrow Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 That is great, "America"; I bet that horse was glad to get out of the rain? I had not considered that little insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 The Way had that ? thing going on; but it turned out to be a troll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Why the long face? I answered this cool joke, but I did not know a Way person wrote it, you know how they are! Why the long face? I got Martindaled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Arrow Posted June 25, 2010 Author Share Posted June 25, 2010 Why the long face? I answered this cool joke, but I did not know a Way person wrote it, you know how they are! Why the long face? I got Martindaled. A Wayfer wrote it? I just heard it like a couple of weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 (edited) Sorry about that, Bartender: Hey bud, why the long face? Horse: My rider, all those alligator lizard doctrine's in the air, my rider keeps kicking me in my ribs! Bartender: Did your rider ever give you that name yet? Horse: NO, it is out there somewhere under some white rock, but I have no time to look for that, you know my rider? Bartender: Sure is good to get out of the rain? Horse: It is for my rider, after I finish with this long neck bud, I got to go back in it, and wait in it, I better hurry up, you know how my rider gets, when he catches me sneak-in off? Bartender: Keep your chin up, hang in there. Edited June 26, 2010 by teachmevp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Arrow Posted June 26, 2010 Author Share Posted June 26, 2010 This thread really needs to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I dunno. Are its needs and wants parallel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 and never forget da great secret.. da word of Horse is da will of Horse.. not that I need it.. but if some of you could find me some LSD.. I'd be *REAL* fun.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ----so the bartender says, "Sure thing, Pal. Should I make it a draught?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "A pony keg ought to do it.", said the horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 So the bartender says, Where do you want the Kaliesdales"spelling?" to deliver it to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ----so the bartender says, "Sure thing, Pal. Should I make it a draught?" ha! Now.. lets not anger the horse or anything.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teachmevp Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Thanks Ham, that is the funniest ever, 100 free posts, I did kinda get a little out their, boy that guy needs another puff; thanks for the great laugh, that is funny stuff, thanks buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Arrow Posted June 30, 2010 Author Share Posted June 30, 2010 A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) The waist is a terrible thing to mind. Edited July 1, 2010 by waysider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Arrow Posted July 1, 2010 Author Share Posted July 1, 2010 Indeed. Mine becomes more difficult to mind as the years go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sushi Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 (edited) Just trying to 'stirrup' a little controversy..... Edited July 31, 2010 by Sushi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinky Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 To beer, or not to beer: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler for a horse to suffer The saddles and reins of outrageous riders, Or to take arms against the seat of tyrants, And by opposing end them? (Okay Twinx. Leave it to Shakespeare.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teachmevp
Because an Amish just gave me a tune up?
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Gen-2
grooooooooaaaaaannnnnnnnnn............................
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That is great, "America"; I bet that horse was glad to get out of the rain?
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Them alligator lizards in the air.
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I had not considered that little insight.
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The Way had that ? thing going on; but it turned out to be a troll?
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Why the long face? I answered this cool joke, but I did not know a Way person wrote it, you know how they are!
Why the long face? I got Martindaled.
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Broken Arrow
A Wayfer wrote it? I just heard it like a couple of weeks ago.
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teachmevp
Sorry about that,
Bartender: Hey bud, why the long face?
Horse: My rider, all those alligator lizard doctrine's in the air, my rider keeps kicking me in my ribs!
Bartender: Did your rider ever give you that name yet?
Horse: NO, it is out there somewhere under some white rock, but I have no time to look for that, you know my rider?
Bartender: Sure is good to get out of the rain?
Horse: It is for my rider, after I finish with this long neck bud, I got to go back in it, and wait in it, I better hurry up, you know
how my rider gets, when he catches me sneak-in off?
Bartender: Keep your chin up, hang in there.
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Broken Arrow
This thread really needs to die.
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Ham
I dunno. Are its needs and wants parallel?
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Ham
and never forget da great secret..
da word of Horse is da will of Horse..
not that I need it..
but if some of you could find me some LSD.. I'd be *REAL* fun..
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----so the bartender says, "Sure thing, Pal. Should I make it a draught?"
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waysider
"A pony keg ought to do it.", said the horse.
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teachmevp
So the bartender says, Where do you want the Kaliesdales"spelling?" to deliver it to?
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Ham
ha! Now.. lets not anger the horse or anything..
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teachmevp
Thanks Ham, that is the funniest ever, 100 free posts, I did kinda get a little out their, boy that guy needs another puff; thanks for the great laugh, that is funny stuff, thanks buddy.
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Broken Arrow
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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waysider
The waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Broken Arrow
Indeed. Mine becomes more difficult to mind as the years go by.
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Sushi
Just trying to 'stirrup' a little controversy.....
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Twinky
To beer, or not to beer: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler for a horse to suffer
The saddles and reins of outrageous riders,
Or to take arms against the seat of tyrants,
And by opposing end them?
(Okay Twinx. Leave it to Shakespeare.)
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