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Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

If a Lawyer can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked,

Can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys reranged, models deposed, and tree-surgeons disembarked?

When Cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is brassier singular and panties plural

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

If a word was misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

Why is it that writers write but grocers don't groce and hammerss don't ham?

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why doesn't onomatopeia sound like what it is?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing

If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

When you lose your temper, shouldn't that mean you get happy?

If someone is deceased, did they just come back from the dead?

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If women and cats will do as they please, Isn't it up to men and dogs to relax and get used to the idea?

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If a really stupid person went senile would anybody notice?

You think this was God's first attempt at creating a universe? (Sure seems that way some days doesn't it?)

If there's a pot of gold on one end of a rainbow, what's on the other? (a mad leprechaun with a .357, so be careful when you make your decision.)

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

If pro is the opposite of con is congress the opposite of progress?

Who was Casper the Friendly Ghost before he died?

What was Captain hooks name before he had his hand amputated?

Just wondering

Gen---There's no I in team, but there is an ME.

SoCrates

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Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What dead language did Latin scholars have to learn?

Who do atheist swear to?

What do Buddist say when someone sneezes?

If a restaurant's coffee taste like dishwater, what does their dishwater taste like?

SoCrates

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