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George Bush called Dick Cheney. "Dick, can you help me I'm having an awful time with this puzzle."

"Puzzle? What are you doing a puzzle for?"

"You told me to keep myself occupied.

Cheney sighs. "Okay what kind of puzzle is it?

"It's a jigsaw puzzle of a big old rooster. I can't get any of the pieces to fit together."

Cheney tells him he'll be there in a minute. Upon arriving at the oval office, Cheney surveys the scene. "George, put the cornflakes back in the box."

And lest anyone think I favor one party:

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face.

Johm Kerry walks into the same bar. The bartender thinks, Can I use the same joke twice?

One man walked into a bar--the other ducked.

I believe in the two party system: a party in the morning and a party at night


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