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Was there a remake of "Cannonball Run"?

George

AFAIK, there were exactly 3 "Cannonball Run" movies.

(This is none of them, nor was it marketed as a comedy.)

The first CR was really good. The second CR was pretty good and was

the last movie (IIRC) that Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr worked with

Frank Sinatra. The third CR, aka "Speed Zone" was a miserable attempt

to cash in on the first 2, which is why it's known as "Speed Zone" as

much as CR3. Only 1 actor from EITHER of the first 2 movies appeared in

Speed Zone- Jaime Farr as the Prince, who didn't bother wearing a fake

beard in his scene, and wasn't accompanied by his trademark musical riff

from the first 2 movies.

Hopefully, there will be no further plans to do a CR movie.

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Well, this movie seems to be a remade comedy that involves a lot of cars.

You say it wasn't marketed as a comedy, though the lines you posted are pretty funny.

I recognize some of the stars, but can't think of anything with them together. Perhaps if you gave some of the cast of the ORIGINAL..

George

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1."Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?"

2."Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files"."

3."Gimme "Columbo"."

4."A Peugeot convertible."

1."What color?"

4."Gray."

5."How do you know that?"

4."'Cause I love that show."

5."Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!"

6."What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?"

7."ROBIN-1"

4."Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?"

8."Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins."

2."Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?"

3."Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked. "

This remake did well enough in the box office, but I can't help think part of

that was due to the advertising. One supporting character was made to look like

a main character with most of the screen-time.

This is one of the appearances in media of the "coroner with an iron stomach" type of thing. When one character

answers the phone, he's at work in a crematorium. He puts down his sandwich- on the corpse- to answer

the phone.

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened

the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of

criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and

a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate.

You say 'poor Toby'? I say 'poor us'. "

Cast includes Delroy Lindo, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, Arye Gross,

Robert Duvall, and Angelina Jolie.

Cast of the original includes H.B. Halicki, Marion Busia, Jerry Daugirda,

James McIntyre, George Cole, Ronald Halicki, and Marcos Kotsikos.

"You ever feel bad about any of this?"

"Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy."

"You mean the poor."

"No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car."

"Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!"

"I'm a veteran, son."

"Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!"

"You gotta be sh*ing me..."

"Do I have shoot you, d* it?"

*WHAM*

"Damn!"

*WHAM*"You lazy, half-@$$ bully! Any @$$h* can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!"

"Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory."

"Did Eleanor tell you that?"

"Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Sh*, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black @$$ out the pool!"

"Air One. we're over the pursuit."

"Suspect has increased speed to 120."

"Maintain visual, Air One."

"140 miles an hour."

"Do NOT lose him."

"This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache."

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1."Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?"

2."Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files"."

3."Gimme "Columbo"."

4."A Peugeot convertible."

1."What color?"

4."Gray."

5."How do you know that?"

4."'Cause I love that show."

5."Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!"

6."What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?"

7."ROBIN-1"

4."Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?"

8."Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins."

2."Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?"

3."Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked. "

This remake did well enough in the box office, but I can't help think part of

that was due to the advertising. One supporting character was made to look like

a main character with most of the screen-time.

This is one of the appearances in media of the "coroner with an iron stomach" type of thing. When one character

answers the phone, he's at work in a crematorium. He puts down his sandwich- on the corpse- to answer

the phone.

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened

the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of

criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and

a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate.

You say 'poor Toby'? I say 'poor us'. "

Cast includes Delroy Lindo, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, Arye Gross,

Robert Duvall, Angelina Jolie, and Nicolas Cage.

Cast of the original includes H.B. Halicki, Marion Busia, Jerry Daugirda,

James McIntyre, George Cole, Ronald Halicki, and Marcos Kotsikos.

"You ever feel bad about any of this?"

"Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy."

"You mean the poor."

"No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car."

1."Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!"

2."I'm a veteran, son."

3."Get outta the car, b*, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!"

2."You gotta be sh*ing me..."

3."Do I have shoot you, d* it?"

*WHAM*

3."D*!"

2.*WHAM*"You lazy, half-@$$ bully! Any @$$h* can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!"

"Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory."

"Did Eleanor tell you that?"

"Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Sh*, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black @$$ out the pool!"

"Air One. we're over the pursuit."

"Suspect has increased speed to 120."

"Maintain visual, Air One."

"140 miles an hour."

"Do NOT lose him."

"This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache."

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1."Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?"

2."Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files"."

3."Gimme "Columbo"."

4."A Peugeot convertible."

1."What color?"

4."Gray."

5."How do you know that?"

4."'Cause I love that show."

5."Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!"

6."What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?"

7."ROBIN-1"

4."Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?"

8."Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins."

2."Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?"

3."Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked. "

This remake did well enough in the box office, but I can't help think part of

that was due to the advertising. One supporting character was made to look like

a main character with most of the screen-time.

This is one of the appearances in media of the "coroner with an iron stomach" type of thing. When one character

answers the phone, he's at work in a crematorium. He puts down his sandwich- on the corpse- to answer

the phone.

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened

the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of

criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and

a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate.

You say 'poor Toby'? I say 'poor us'. "

Cast includes Delroy Lindo, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, Arye Gross,

Robert Duvall, Angelina Jolie, and Nicolas Cage.

Cast of the original includes H.B. Halicki, Marion Busia, Jerry Daugirda,

James McIntyre, George Cole, Ronald Halicki, and Marcos Kotsikos.

"You ever feel bad about any of this?"

"Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy."

"You mean the poor."

"No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car."

1."Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!"

2."I'm a veteran, son."

3."Get outta the car, b*, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!"

2."You gotta be sh*ing me..."

3."Do I have shoot you, d* it?"

*WHAM*

3."D*!"

2.*WHAM*"You lazy, half-@$$ bully! Any @$$h* can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!"

"Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory."

"Did Eleanor tell you that?"

"Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Sh*, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black @$$ out the pool!"

"Air One. we're over the pursuit."

"Suspect has increased speed to 120."

"Maintain visual, Air One."

"140 miles an hour."

"Do NOT lose him."

"This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache."

"I just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little WIRED, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"

" Shut it off!"

"You got 30 seconds to consider your options."

"SHUT IT OFF!"

"One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway.

Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me.

Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.

8 a.m. Friday Morning. The cars are on the boat, or your brother's in the coffin."

Once upon a time, someone got this movie from ONE of the first quotes I

did. Is anyone besides George reading this thread right now?

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Cast includes Delroy Lindo, Christopher Eccleston, Giovanni Ribisi, Arye Gross,

Robert Duvall, Angelina Jolie, and Nicolas Cage.

Once upon a time, someone got this movie from ONE of the first quotes I

did. Is anyone besides George reading this thread right now?

I caught the AJ and NC reference, but I still can't think of the movie.

It's possible that human, hiway (and MAYBE rottie and Raf) are reading this. If so, they're probably in the dark as much as I am. :)

George

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Next movie.

"Hey! Hold it right there!"

"Yes."

"What do you mean, "yes"?"

"Yes."

"Is that all you can say?"

"No."

"Know anything else?"

"Yes."

"Positive and negative, huh? You're a Bit."

"Yes."

The Academy refused to consider this movie for the Special Effects Oscar, despite it

using Special Effects for maybe 1/2 the movie. They felt it was "cheating" to use

CGI of any type for any kind of special effect and disqualified them for that.

They did get nominated for Costume Design, but lost to "Ghandi."

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Early 80's...

"Tron"?

George

That's it.

That was the year I stopped taking the Oscars seriously. Tron wasn't a GREAT movie, but it

should have been a lock for SFX, and Ghandi didn't really need any costumes designed,

since any well-equipped studio should have had the outfits whereas Tron had costumes

designed from the ground up.

The quote was Flynn encountering a "Bit" inside the computer. It knew stuff but only

communicated "yes" and "no."

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That's it.

That was the year I stopped taking the Oscars seriously. Tron wasn't a GREAT movie, but it

should have been a lock for SFX, and Ghandi didn't really need any costumes designed,

since any well-equipped studio should have had the outfits whereas Tron had costumes

designed from the ground up.

The quote was Flynn encountering a "Bit" inside the computer. It knew stuff but only

communicated "yes" and "no."

"Ghandi" was the last Best Picture winner that I actually watched in a theater before the Oscars.

George

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This movie was filmed for $300,000. It grossed $47,000,000 (back when $47 million was a lot of money).

Set in Illinois in October, it was filmed in California in the spring. Autumn "leaves" were cut paper. In the background of several scenes, though, green trees (and even palm trees) can be seen.

The opening score and theme music were in 5/4 time.

George

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This movie was filmed for $300,000. It grossed $47,000,000 (back when $47 million was a lot of money).

Set in Illinois in October, it was filmed in California in the spring. Autumn "leaves" were cut paper. In the background of several scenes, though, green trees (and even palm trees) can be seen.

The opening score and theme music were in 5/4 time.

The film was the first feature film for the lead actress, who has gone on to a very successful career. She was paid $8000 for this one. (Not chump change when this was filmed, but not a lot, either. That was more than my annual rent that year, but then, I was a graduate student living in a studio apartment!)

Several sequels and a remake have been in the theaters.

George

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Okay. A bit more obvious.

This movie was filmed for $300,000. It grossed $47,000,000 (back when $47 million was a lot of money).

Set in Illinois in October, it was filmed in California in the spring. Autumn "leaves" were cut paper. In the background of several scenes, though, green trees (and even palm trees) can be seen.

The opening score and theme music were in 5/4 time.

The film was the first feature film for the lead actress, who has gone on to a very successful career. She was paid $8000 for this one. (Not chump change when this was filmed, but not a lot, either. That was more than my annual rent that year, but then, I was a graduate student living in a studio apartment!)

Several sequels and a remake have been in the theaters.

The main villain in the film wears a modified William Shatner mask.

The point of the movie was not that virginity defeats psychos, but that virgins are more alert, not being distracted by sex.

George

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I kept focusing on the "Illinois" when the "October" was the clue. Silly me.

Imagine what the movie would have been like if Michael Myers had worn an unaltered

Shatner mask and killed looking like Shatner.....

This is the original "Halloween" movie.

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I kept focusing on the "Illinois" when the "October" was the clue. Silly me.

Imagine what the movie would have been like if Michael Myers had worn an unaltered

Shatner mask and killed looking like Shatner.....

This is the original "Halloween" movie.

Indeed.

Jamie Lee Curtis was the only actual teen-ager in the cast.

You're up.

George

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This story has seen 14 different versions made into movies. 6 were silent films,

at least 1 was a television-film and didn't air in theaters.

2 were French, one was Soviet, 1 was Danish, 1 was Italian, and the rest

were US or UK versions(as far as I know.)

What do Mel Gibson and David Tennant have in common?

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This story has seen 14 different versions made into movies. 6 were silent films,

at least 1 was a television-film and didn't air in theaters.

2 were French, one was Soviet, 1 was Danish, 1 was Italian, and the rest

were US or UK versions(as far as I know.)

The story of Jesus or the Passion? (Unlikely for a Soviet film, but who knows?)

What do Mel Gibson and David Tennant have in common?

They both speak English.

They're both older than 20.

They both make a lot of money.

;) George

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This story has seen 14 different versions made into movies. 6 were silent films,

at least 1 was a television-film and didn't air in theaters.

2 were French, one was Soviet, 1 was Danish, 1 was Italian, and the rest

were US or UK versions(as far as I know.)

What do Mel Gibson, David Tennant and Ethan Hawke all have in common?

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This story has seen more than 14 different versions made into movies. 6 were silent films,

A few were television-film and didn't air in theaters.

2 were French, one was Soviet, 1 was Danish, 1 was Italian, and the rest

were US or UK versions(as far as I know.)

Not to mention 1 opera version.

Depending on the director, it's been a film noir, an action adventure, or an epic.

(A critic said that, and I agree with him.)

It's also been adapted, sometimes radically. (Bob and Doug Mackenzie? Really?)

(A Spaghetti Western???)

What do Mel Gibson, David Tennant, Ethan Hawke and Richard Burton all have in common?

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