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SCIENTIFIC REASONS TO HAVE SEX


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1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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what an interesting article. after reading it i am going to

make it a practice to have even more sex. its fun

anyway. i remember when i first lost my virginity

years ago. i had an old station wagon i bought for 20 bucks

and the first thing i did was to put a mattress

in the back of it

SO I COULD HAVE SEX IN COMFORT. THEN my mother discovered

i had CONDOMS in the wagon. she was furious.

(she was also catholic and u no how those animals

bred! it was one after another baby. she may have been dissappointed

that i didnt want 10babies to take care of. )

so late one night i came into their house(16 at the time) and my mother lit into me about having sex.

my VERY GOOD FATHER rushed to my defense! i was

surprised! he told my mother and i quote

"GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE. HE MADE EVE WITH A PU!!Y

AND HE MADE ADAM WITH A PETER SO THEY COULD

F!!K!! SHE SHUT UP. I WENT TO MY ROOM AND THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.

IM GOING TO PRACTICE MORE SEX.

marywonni

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Actually Chinson. I did not say I needed the inspiration. I said that your words were inspiring. Furthermore, you don't need to send me any magazines. Perhaps your words are worth a thousand pictures. I am O.K. now. My blood pressure is back to normal.
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O.K. Chinson. I can play. But before I show how ignorant I can sometimes be. Can you give me a hint? What type of periodical? Magazine, Newspaper or other? We could try to play cherades, but this might be a little difficult.

I did not notice the wording of that Zixar. Is someone pulling our legs or is there any science to the 10 listed? And Zixar, how did you get so smart?

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

Right after dinner Before sex

A friendly frolic After love making

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

Before you Kiss

The act of Kissing

Results of your Kissing

from the poster formerly known as 'firebarrier'

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I just got this in my email . . .

Medical Sex Facts

1. It takes 116 muscles to climax, but only 17 to smile. (But who cares?)

2. Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world ... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.

3. The greater the orgasm, the deeper the sleep. Multiple orgasms (20 or more per hour) can induce a coma and near-fusion with the mattress.

4. Eat and drink sensibly. The combination of alcohol and sex, especially after long abstinence, can cause spontaneous fizzle.

5. Improved breath control increases oxygen supply throughout entire body, prevents asphyxiation during mighty kisses, trims and tones the pelvis, promotes a stronger upper body enabling you to hold on tight and keep partner from damaging furniture during moments of ecstasy.

6. Better coordination prevents confusion during intricate manipulations, permitting you to talk and perform at the same time.

7. A single ejaculation, especially from a man, contains enough sperm cells to fertilize every woman in the Marines.

8. Oral sex is a great way to firm the lower face. (For whom?)

9. After 16 steady hours of sex, it is wise to check your insurance policy.

10. "Where am I?" should not be considered an abnormal response to immense orgasm.

11. Men who experience difficulty with insertion should see a guidance counselor.

12. Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack.

13. It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner.

14. You know that you've had too much sex when your life begins to flash before your eyes.

15. You know I've had too little sex when my partner begins to flash before my eyes.

16. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and in demand.

17. Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.

18. Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex).

19. Sex on an inclined surface (an anthill, for example) builds endurance.

20. The length of an orgasm is usually anywhere from three to eleven

21. 1970 FDA approves spray-on Vaseline.

22. To prevent bedsores, oil the sheets.

23. Maintenance tip for massages: change the oil every 10,000 strokes.

24. Sexual survival depends on knowing the difference between a birthmark and a rash.

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