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So people what we really need to help revitalize the Way are some new slogans about Biblical research.   That will help the overall image and help attract followers.

What do you think people?  Can we help here?

I'll start.

 

Re-search.  If you thought it sucked the first time around, wait until the regurgitated version hits you in the face.

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If it doesn't make sense...stick around for a couple of years....it will !

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Who needs the keys to biblical research....we just break in !

 
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Our research is just as good as those we've plagiarized from.

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If you want accuracy and integrity in research...go to an accredited school...if you want to waste time and money come see us.

 

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6 hours ago, T-Bone said:

Our research is just as good as those we've plagiarized from.

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If you want accuracy and integrity in research...go to an accredited school...if you want to waste time and money come see us.

 

T-Bone; just to piggyback on what you wrote. If you want to waste your life, and lifesavings, come see us.

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This word of God is of no private interpretation......but I, victor PAUL wierwille, have God's Authority on how best to interpret it and then teach it to others.

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Sunday Teaching Service.  Sit in our auditorium and feel like the only one there to hear the teaching.......and you just might be.

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Promotes harmony in the home.  Special ministering for women.

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Enables you to separate truth from your life; PFAL-colored glasses will be provided.

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3 hours ago, Twinky said:

Promotes harmony in the home.  Special ministering for women.

( And watch out if they start talking about 3 part harmony - I think it means they're into a threesome :evilshades:)

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Yikes, T-Bone!

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We're a different kind of biblical research ministry... we already know what the Bible should say.

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16 hours ago, T-Bone said:

( And watch out if they start talking about 3 part harmony - I think it means they're into a threesome :evilshades:)

Now we know the real motivation behind the barbershop quartet "The Victors".   They were modeling BOT behind closed doors behavior.

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1 hour ago, chockfull said:

Now we know the real motivation behind the barbershop quartet "The Victors".   They were modeling BOT behind closed doors behavior.

I think those guys could have been the headliner at a Snooze Fest....here's their slogan:

The Victors - when all other sleep aids fail.

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We accept all forms of giving....we'll even accept your grandmother's dentures if they have gold in em.

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Disciplines the mind by a wooden spoon; the "spoonings" will cease when your believing improves.

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Promotes harmony in the home.  And if that home doesn't work, you can always mark and avoid everyone in it and start your own gender non-specific home.

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We have the answers to your toughest questions about the Bible. Guaranteed! Even if we have to make up the answers.

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Testimonials:

"Their class costs an arm and a leg but it's worth it!"

John Jumpup (a 2 time amputee)

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1 hour ago, OldSkool said:

This class cost me my eye.

I assume you're referring to the "teacher" of PFAL - wierwille ....if you're not I do apologize for a joke in bad taste...

But if it was a reference to wierwille - perhaps it shows the determination of a con-man looking for the next sucker - as in "I'll keep an eye out for ya."

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