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yo momma is so fat, even Mick Jagger says, "Damn, she got big lips!"

yo momma is so ugly, even Mick Jagger's mirror won't reflect her

yo momma is so ugly, even blind people say "Damn!"

da reason yo momma is so smelly is so blind people can hate her too!

yo momma is so smelly, she not allowed at the city dump because she stink up the place

yo momma is so fat, she gotta wear packing crates for shoes

yo momma is so fat, she use a hula-hoop for a belt

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yo momma is so fat, her shoe size is "Vermont"

yo momma is such a ho, she'll give you change back from a dolla

yo momma is such a ho, Jerry Springer say "Damn!"

yo momma is such a ho, they named a disease after her!

yo momma is such a ho, when you talk to her, your voice echoes.

yo momma is such a ho, when she has an orgasm, it measures 5.6 on the Richter scale

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  • 3 years later...

your momma has a lazy eye so bad

she got divorsed for seeing someone on the side

your momma's so dumb

she thought tupac shukar was a jewish holiday

your momma's so hairy

she'd give you the hair off her back

your momma is so stupid

i taught her the running man

and i havent seen the b''' since.

your momma's so cross eyed

she was having sex and thought it was a threesome

your momma is so dark

and her teeth are so yellow

when she smiles she looks like a pitsbug steelers helmet

your momma's breath so stank

she made altoids go on strike

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Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stand flat-footed,

and kick-start a 747!!

Yo Momma's so fat -- she can stretch her lips,

and stall the engine of a greyhound bus!

Yo Momma -- she's so fat ---

it takes her 7 trips, just to haul a$$. ;)

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Yo mamma is so fat that when she got in the water at the beach everyone said

who let Free Willy out

Yo mamma is so fat when she walks around Japan everyone screams GODZILLA!!

Yo mamma is so fat that she alone is the food chain

Yo mamma is so fat the All-You-Can-Eat buffet closes when they see her coming.

Yo mamma is so fat that when I gave her a piggy back ride I fell through the concrete

CK

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