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The fact the LCM and others names are rarely spoken of anymore is proof of one of the Way's most dastardly habits...diposing of people as soon as they aren't of use anymore.

Stand for 30 years, do your best, contribute, make a significant contribution, then....

Nothing.

Gone.

"Things are to be used, people are to be disposed of"....the Way Paradigm. (Way lurkers feel free to use that, no renumeration or recognition of where you got it is necessary other than the fact that I'll know I helped you to articulate the Way's goals and aims better)

---"Craig? Who's that? Oh, THAT Craig, the one that used to...oh yeah".

"He's gone".

"We're fine here. Wanna come?"

Ignorance is bliss, silence is golden.

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Part Deux:

Way Press Release to what was known as the West Coast:

"Anything that happened before isn't happening now. We fixed it. And if you live on the West Coast you have 2500 miles of insulation so you probably didn't even hear about it anyway since the West Coast is only even part of the Way Tree until we can figure out how to rename it the West Central America Region. We'll be sending a new Region leader with T-Shirts to not tell you anything, as soon as we can figure out where the last one disappeared to, we think he married a former Mormon and is in the Sierra Nevada mountains somewhere living with a Native American group that studies pueblo religious artifacts but that's another story you don't know about. Never mind."

Followup Tape - Message Points for Leadership: How to Field Questions about the last 20 years:

1) Evasive action is necessary when and if you're cornered with "facts". Remember, we don't follow facts we follow truth. So quote something that's truthful. (See Corps Teaching #231 to the 83rd Hairborne Family Field Corps titled "Some Truths We Agree With". Only those truths stated in that teaching are Approved Truths. Please remember to only use sanctioned terms, as laid out in Way Leadership Tape #455, titled "Language, and When To Use It". It's a short tape, allow 5 minutes for completion.

2) Always Remember - others problems were made by "The People Who Left Long Ago And Whose Names We Don't Speak". For a complete list of everyone in the Way Ministry from 1943 to present, see the alphabetical hand out that was sent to Family Coordinators in 2004, that's the most recent update and will be the most accurate. Rather than print a new list we took the complete list and highlighted the names of people who still associate with us.

3) Most of the facts are coming from the internet. Please see tape #1007, SNS tape titled "Why Magnetic Tape Is Godly". It will really open your eyes.

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You may now turn this tape over to enjoy the contents of side 2. Press "stop" on your tape player, press "eject", open lid, take the tape out, make sure you have side 2 facing you, replace in the tape well of your tape player. Close lid. Press "play". You now have completed the Play instructions for side 2. (we decided to give you this important and timely information on tape adjustments because we really care about you and want you to know everything you need to know to succeed valiantly as disciples of the prevailing truth. You're welcome, please use the envelope labelled "Love Money" to express your godly thanks for the debt you owe).

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Oh well, we may have to wait a few more eons- cripe- it only took two or three little eunuchs to dispose of Jezebel properly. Surely there is somebody at headquarters that could oust at least two of the stinkers there. Looks like little piddly eunuchs have more "balls" than at least two of the BODs.

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  • 16 years later...
On 3/12/2005 at 9:44 AM, Abigail said:

"So when we evaluate or bring up the bygone effects of a person whose administrative control has vanished several years ago or more, that's a story getting gray hair."

That is the part where you are misled/mistaken - because it wasn't just one person it was several. The lead man may have taken the fall, but the rest are still there collecting the dough.

Yeah, LCM may not be around frothing at the mouth and spitting on the peope in the front row, but those who covered for him are still running the show.

Kinder and gentler? well they lost a lot of people (read money) and they need to get the abs pouring back in. You can call someone an foot with big words and a smile on your face, and there are many who would not recognize they have just been insulted. From what I have seen kinder and gentler just means more subtle.

There's still people claiming it's a lot nicer now in twi, and all the not-nice people have left.   Bushwah!

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