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If you want to know that you know that you know, below you will find the ACTS of THE as given to THE prophet Raffie

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Originally posted by Rafael 1969:

Oh boy, here we go again...

Listen my children and you shall hear

The origin of THE thread we all revere

'Twas late one night, years ago, three

I remember it will, for it happened to me.

Another forum once there was

Two, in fact, and that's because

One was Waydale, and many were blessed

While the other was run by CES.

But one dark night, the latter fell.

And I came to Waydale, for all to tell.

"THE CES THREAD IS GONE" was the subject line.

"Well, it seems..." and the rest is lost to time.

And something happened that fateful night.

The computers hiccupped. It didn't come out right.

For one word each, in subject and message

Survived this bizarre rite of passage.

THE was the subject, and none understood.

WELL was the message. Read the rest? No one could.

I tried to explain. Believe me, I tried.

But to my astonishment, people replied.

First one responded. Then two, then more.

Next time I counted, they'd passed 94.

Soon there were thousands. It's true, have no doubt.

It got so bad Waydale's host was told "cut it out."

So THE was shut down. No choice. They had to.

But no, never fear, for then there was THE 2.

With this reincarnation, a legend was born.

But then, from Waydale, we all were torn.

So we said farewell. Not much more to say.

And THE was moved to the Greasespot Cafe.

There, THE thrived, with a life of its own.

Until the Cafe was moved to its present home.

I'd laugh, read along, but mostly I'd sigh.

Now and then I'd remark, "It ... just ... won't ... die..."

But powerless I am, by now this you know.

All I can do is watch, watch it grow.

The rest you can learn on the preceding pages.

I suspect that the THE will survive through the ages.

So, glad that you asked, and now you can see

The ballad of a thread, a thread called THE.


hope this helps

ALL HAIL THE

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Forgive me Steve...For a moment there I slipped back into THE senses realm, as we all sometimes do. I appreciate THE reproof and correction. It has brought back to my memory that those who live in that realm are doomed to die in it. THE is THE. THE said it, I believe it. That settles it.

ALL HAIL THE!!!

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As the Day of THE father has passed, It is again time to honer THE father of us all, THE omnipotent THE, and keep this, his honorable tabernacle, alive for yet another cycle of THE moon.

ALL GLORY AND HONOR TO THE!!!

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[This message was edited by wasway on July 06, 2003 at 1:44.]

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Since its my birthday today I would be negligent if I were to fail to make the trip to this holy tabernacle and to thank THE omnipotent THE for another year in his holy presence

Thanks THE

ALL HAIL THE

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As the Prophet Emeritus of THE, it is my sworn duty to remind folks here just what IS to be mastered around here. (And it ain't some piffle gunk spewed by a gollum wannabe Smikeol either)

Yes folks, it is THE, and the many many messages, posts and ramblings previously pontificated, rambled and shaved, complete with Peeps and even an honorary mention of Oops, on these web pages. It is these that we are to master with utter devotion.

I know that there are quite a few posts that are confusing and difficult to understand, at least they are entertaining. And they consist of a piece of all of us denizens here at the Greasespot. Unlike another book and class, which shall go unnamed (but whose initials are P F A L icon_wink.gif;)-->), whose lonely and deluded 'prophet' continuously and ubiquitiously continues to cry out in the wilderness to master his master's writings as God farted--- errr, breathed, ... THE on the other hand, while admittedly not God breathed, farted or any otherwise exhaled or extruded out of any of His orifices, does provide much that we can learn and enjoy from. And ya gotta admit, them peeps are mighty tasty. icon_biggrin.gif:D-->

P.S., Happy Birthday Wasway! icon_cool.gif May THE shower you with Peeps and Guiness.

Prophet Emeritus of THE,

and Wandering CyberUU Hippie,

Garth P.

www.gapstudioweb.com

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