Promised Land of the Prevailing Word- You can’t own it unless you pay cash- and then you’ve been holding back on your ABS so you don’t belong there anyway.
Faithful Remnant- Those who are still allowed to come to fellowship and contribute to ABS and cross over to the promised lan (see above)
Promised Land of the Prevailing Word- You can’t own it unless you pay cash- and then you’ve been holding back on your ABS so you don’t belong there anyway.
'I just want to help you' = I'm trying to look good and keep the branch coordinator off my back, so I'm so GLAD I found this approved area of weakness in your life, because working with you and spreading your weakness all over the branch will make me look great!!!
Slothfulness = you don't have the money for the____, or have to work
Hardheartedness = you would rather spend Thanksgiving with your family than go to the ___.
Communication in the household = Quickly gather the remnant to trash and M&A their dear friends who left TWI today.
Y2K= the end of the world as we know it.
Decent and in Order = it must look as impersonal as a motel room.
Children's fellowship = no longer important, cuz we have spoons.
Speaking the Truth in Love = Since it's spoken, it's all in "love" - right?
Strength in The Household = Everyone left is a little MOGGY wanna-be with a briefcase
Spiritual suspicision = I think they're gay
Spiritual probation = I'm pretty sure they're gay
Marked & Avoid = I know they're gay
Outside the Household = They had an original thought
Two-by-Two = You're willing to go out witnessing or grocery shopping with the local snitch who will report what you did and if you used a credit card!
Keep to the plan and keep the adversary out of the plan = you'd better be where I can call you when your scheduled said you'd be home or I'll kick your @$$!!
marriage counseling = leadership having their nose where it doesn't belong - especially inbetween a couple's sheets!
Way Mag subscription = A waste of money
Sunday Teaching Service subscription = a big waste of money
We ain't got no frikkin' prophets-- we ran them all off!"
Catcup, they found a typo in the Bul****ta text. The last vowel was an "i." They believe the last gift ministry was profit! They have MANY who operate this even today. ;-)
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Promised Land of the Prevailing Word- You can’t own it unless you pay cash- and then you’ve been holding back on your ABS so you don’t belong there anyway.
Faithful Remnant- Those who are still allowed to come to fellowship and contribute to ABS and cross over to the promised lan (see above)
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houseisarockin
Excuse the interruption but....
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JustThinking
Literal according to abusage:
The Way = My Way
Abundance = Happy even if you're impoverished.
Power = The ability to do what I tell you to do.
Therefore The Way of Abundance and Power is MY Way of convincing you that you are happy to be controlled by me.
(Gosh, and I never even studied Greek)
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Hope R.
Owe no man anything - so you can give it to me.
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oldiesman
"We got the Word over the Word already"
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Bramble
'I just want to help you' = I'm trying to look good and keep the branch coordinator off my back, so I'm so GLAD I found this approved area of weakness in your life, because working with you and spreading your weakness all over the branch will make me look great!!!
Slothfulness = you don't have the money for the____, or have to work
Hardheartedness = you would rather spend Thanksgiving with your family than go to the ___.
Communication in the household = Quickly gather the remnant to trash and M&A their dear friends who left TWI today.
Y2K= the end of the world as we know it.
Decent and in Order = it must look as impersonal as a motel room.
Children's fellowship = no longer important, cuz we have spoons.
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Catcup
The Present Truth:
Whatever lie TWI thinks they can get you to accept today.
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dmiller
I got out before twiII, but man!! do these phrases sound familiar!!
:D-->
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JustThinking
The greatest leader is the greatest servant = Old wine skin
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A la prochaine
Speaking the truth in love = Old wine skin
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krys
Revisiting these thing now is making me sick to my stomach.
Don't misunderstand - this is a very good thread, it just points out how very sick I must have been to swallow it for so long.
It is good to be free.
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JustThinking
Rise to the Word, Expand to the World = Do we what we tell you and pretend that we're growing.
New person = Someone who hasn't left yet and can still think for themselves.
Old Grad = Someone who took a foundational class without a screaming teacher.
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houseisarockin
I realize I'm not adding to this but....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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JustThinking
International Outreach = Donna and Rosie on vacation in Barbados
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TheSongRemainsTheSame
1.God's Royal Household = The current BOT
2.God's Call to Abundance = Support God's Royal Household (see 1)
3.The Way of Holiness: Walk YE in it = All with disinct exception to The Royal Household (see 1)
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JustThinking
TWI I term: Twig coordinator = leads small group of TWI adherents.
TWI II term: Fellowship coordinator = One who writes down everything BC tells him/her to do.
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Oakspear
TWI 1 Term: Branch Leader/Coordinator - leads sevn or more twigs
TWI 2 Term: Branch Coordinator - is sent to an area with one twig; splits it into two, calls it a branch because he is a leader of "tens"
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Oak,
LOL! It is as funny as it is sad as it is true.
Communication = I speak, you listen.
Phone hookup = infant immobility test
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ChasUFarley
Speaking the Truth in Love = Since it's spoken, it's all in "love" - right?
Strength in The Household = Everyone left is a little MOGGY wanna-be with a briefcase
Spiritual suspicision = I think they're gay
Spiritual probation = I'm pretty sure they're gay
Marked & Avoid = I know they're gay
Outside the Household = They had an original thought
Two-by-Two = You're willing to go out witnessing or grocery shopping with the local snitch who will report what you did and if you used a credit card!
Keep to the plan and keep the adversary out of the plan = you'd better be where I can call you when your scheduled said you'd be home or I'll kick your @$$!!
marriage counseling = leadership having their nose where it doesn't belong - especially inbetween a couple's sheets!
Way Mag subscription = A waste of money
Sunday Teaching Service subscription = a big waste of money
ABS = the biggest waste of money!
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Trefor Heywood
Blessing - doing whatever someone else asked you to do because they didn't want to do it themselves or it was beneath them.
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Catcup
What's the matter? Don't you want to share your heart with me?=
What's the matter? Everybody sucks my **** when I command them to.
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Catcup
apostle:
One who spews new hoops for the peons to jump through.
Evangelist:
One who hooks fresh meat to exploit.
Pastor:
One who keeps sheep in the fold via threats of death and destruction
Teacher:
One who flavors vile regurgitations with enough honey to get the peons to suck it down again.
Prophet:
We ain't got no frikkin' prophets-- we ran them all off!
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JustThinking
Catcup quote:
"Prophet:
We ain't got no frikkin' prophets-- we ran them all off!"
Catcup, they found a typo in the Bul****ta text. The last vowel was an "i." They believe the last gift ministry was profit! They have MANY who operate this even today. ;-)
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