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This is *strictly* for amusement purposes only!

What should Zixar's response to Steve! be?

o "Gee, thanks, DAD..."

o "Steve! Mind your own bus!ness"

o "Steve! Go ! yourself."

o "Steve! You're just lucky I happen to like your wife. Otherwise, you would have to have a very short, but also very unpleasant experience with Mr. Razorblade..."

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Well, I reread my original post, and realized that it could really hurt Zixar's feelings, and that was not my intention whatsoever. It was meant entirely tongue-in-cheek, and I don't think that Zixar is in a mood for that kind of thing right now.

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Hurt my feelings? Dude, get over yourself, already. I got the joke, and just gave it back to you. Could you just drop the armchair psychoanalysis for a while? You're worse at it than I am, for Pete's sake...

...although Mr. Razorblade told me to tell you he doesn't like you very much, and he's looking forward to meeting you in person. I'm not exactly sure what that means, though. Mr. Razorblade is often so clever that no one understands what the hell he's talking about. icon_eek.gif

(Before anyone gets all bent out of shape, that's obviously a joke, too. Grow up.)

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dmiller: Mr. Razorblade says he remembers you, but that will avail you naught. Mr. Razorblade says "All will taste oblivion..which tastes just like Red Bull...which is DISGUSTING!", but I know he just swiped that from O'Malley the Evil A.I., the big phony.

Mr. Razorblade now says he knows where I sleep....

Oh yeah, I'd like to see the little wuss get out of the drawer without my help this time!

Now Mr. Razorblade is threatening to "chew up my heart and crap out my soul". Apparently Mr. Razorblade forgets we watched that episode together.

Mr. Razorblade would be a lot more menacing if he could come up with original material.

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  • 7 months later...

Just found this- interesting how * got a whopping forty percent of the vote.

I guess all the other *"s will have to retreat back into their little holes, realizing that somehow, they failed miserably in this popularity poll. Poor things..

I guess they'll have to try harder next time.

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Mr H. -- yea. Hate to say it, but I voted for * too. Everything that * and * and the other two *'s had to offer, just didn't cut it, so I cast my vote for *. We will find out if that was the correct decision, when the great "scheme of things" comes to a close -- and the true * is unveiled.

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I kind of thought that this was like the last big election too. At the time, I was hoping that the LEAST competent guy got in. That'd put a balance to things..

*'s record showed incompentence and ineptness without bounds- perfect qualifications for the office..

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