If Pawtucket Were God

[Steve!]

It's not a matter of believing but rather simply accepting that what Paw says, is.

As Yoda said, "Do. Or do not. There is no try."

[Shellon]

Well, paw said it and it was.

I am now a believer!

[ex10]

If paw were God, I could listen to Abbey Road and be transformed, totally.

[waterbuffalo]

...it would be a little bit of heaven on earth just being around him...

[CoolWaters]

I...feel...strange...

In my head...

Like something's been jolted...

[CKnapp3]

quote:

Originally posted by Wacky Funster:

If Pawtucketer was god...

the world would be a much better place :)-->

And what's wrong with the God who created the universe? :)-->

[oilfieldmedic]

"Dear Heavenly Paw"

I'm sorry, it just isn't working, I tried, I really tried!

Greetings from Baghdad by the way (pardon the pun)

[Ham]

If Pawtucket were God, heck, he'd change my karma title. :D-->

[dmiller]

quote:

If Pawtucket were God, heck, he'd change my karma title. :D-->

Mr H -- get thou down upon thy knees, and supplicate and persevere in prayer!! :D--> :D-->

David

[Ham]

"Oh, Mighty Paw, Protector of greasespotlets, thou Master of web secrets and undergarments, in Thy infinite(?) wisdom, grant unto Thy most humble of subjects, that he may live the rest of his days in peace, without the likes of Gore reigning over the land".

"amen".

[Ham]

"or Bush either. amen."

[dmiller]

quote:

...yet ye have not, because ye ask not.

Jam 4:3 Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss.

There ya have it. Don't ask amiss, ask a Mr!!

:D-->

[dmiller]

Mr. H -- Check your PT's, please. :)-->

David

[Ham]

Well, whadya know, it worked! "Oh, Mighty Paw, thanks be to your all wise, all knowing, omniscience.." :D-->

[learning]

Disciples of Paw, when the great and mighty MIGRATION happens will we all be changed in an instant? Will there be trumpets? Will this be the 2nd GSC coming?

[Ham]

True, we may now have sadness and pain, dissapointment and occasional computer crashes , but then, no more sorrow, no more pain.

All that is digital shall be perfectly known, and all second-rate operating systems shall be abolished..

[oilfieldmedic]

quote:

"Dear Heavenly Paw"

"Dear Heavenly Paw"...I'm sorry, it still doesn't work.

[Brother Speed]

If Pawtucket Were God

My hand would be healed and I could be stamped in THE thread.

[Ham]

quote:

Dear Heavenly Paw"...I'm sorry, it still doesn't work

Well.. how about trying, "Oooooh, Mighty Paw.."

I'm a "believer". It worked for me! :D-->

[oilfieldmedic]

Would that be the same as, "Ohhh Mighty Pavod?"

am I a just not worthy ham

[oilfieldmedic]

What I meant to say was...I am just not worthy

too much sand and dust around here too

[Brother Speed]

Oilfield!!

quick, quick, get up offin yur knees

youre worthy.