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If ExWayDaryl Were Straight


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Cheetos. Six pack of Jolt. And Pineapple-free pizza.

And I ask myself:

Self? (Yes?) What would the world be like if ExWay Daryl were straight?

Hmmmm......

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If ExWayDaryl were straight...

He and Raf would have gotten into a fight at the ! wedding over a certain nurse.

No one would get Raf's showtune references.

His pictures of Jen-o would be ... (remainder of this item deleted by former FCC Chairman Michael Powell).

Leather sales in Chicago would drop by 43%.

Village People CD sales in Chicago would drop by 73%.

He'd attend the Radio City Christmas Spectacular every year to see the Rockettes' legs instead of their outfits.

That annual parade in Chicago... well, it JUST wouldn't be the same.

He'd wear a Fuschia handkerchief: code for, "I'm straight. Stop looking at my behind!"

In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas, in the Navy...

(thanks to you know who you are for the assist).

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quote:
Originally posted by ExWayDaryl:

I am ExWayDaryl and I approve of this post.

Hey there Daryl -- miss seeing you in chat. icon_frown.gif:(-->

Your quote from above makes it sound like you are running for orific -- err, ahem, (cough), office icon_biggrin.gif:D-->

Any political asperations in yer future??

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Great idea here Devilman Raf.....

wonder where you got it hummmmmmm???

copy cat!!

you didn't pick this last night,

guessing after I left you thought,

"that girl has a great mind,,,think

I WILL USE HER IDEA!"

is that how it works being a writer?

;suz

incognito last night,

thought you might recoganize the dress

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sowwie Waffie,

I owe you a dance,

didn't see that part in the post....

what happened to your other idea you

were going to post???

Steve,

already talked to exwayDaryl,

IF HE WERE STRAIGHT HE WOULD LOVE TO BRING ME!

like I said before, my life is not my own

will let you know

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